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Haze Her! Hazing is terrible. I was hazed in high school (and in middle school, and elementary school) and each time it was one of the worst experiences of my life. It was traumatizing. It was the root of many psychiatric disorders that I’ll carry for the rest of my live. According to my therapist, I would probably be a strong, successful, wealthy man, banging chicks every day like ThePornDude, if it wasn’t for the damage done to me by years and years of hazing.
As hard as it is to control, I think that we need to do more to prevent hazing, both at an institutional level and as individuals. It’s an uphill battle, but I think with the right combination of legislation and education we can fight this scourge and remove its deleterious effects from the Earth once and for all.
Of course, I say all of the above with one exception. Hazing is awesome when it happens to women. I mean, I’m sure it’s still as emotionally traumatizing and scarring, and it’s still deeply immoral, but it also gives me something to masturbate to. And isn’t that sacrifice worth it?
I mean, I’m all for women's rights and equality and I don’t think anyone should have to suffer what I did, but… I also enjoy jerking off. It’s so hard to be an ethical man in the modern world.
Haze Me, Daddy
But worry not—even those of you with a moral objection to degrading women for the pleasure of men can enjoy Haze Her. It’s a professional porn site, so none of these girls are actually going through experiences that they’ll regret years from now. Unless you consider porn in general something exploitative and regrettable, in which case you might as well just close down your browser right now. Most premium lesbian porn sites tend to focus on a loving, gentle, feminist brand of porn that’s supposedly aimed at luring over actual lesbian porn-viewers. So it’s nice for a change to see a lesbian porn site focused on the gratification of male desires instead. This stuff is rough, it’s crude, and it’s hot as hell. It’s basically standard straight porn, with all of the spitting, slapping, and blurred lines between pain and pleasure and consent and coercion that make porn excellent. Except with women—more tits, more pussies, and fewer dicks. What I really appreciate is that Haze Her truly understands the appeal of the type of porn they produce. Half of the reason we like this kind of stuff is to see the humiliation, the desperation, and the true, raw emotions of these girls testing how far they’ll go to be accepted. In homemade porn, these feelings come through properly because they’re real, but homemade porn lacks the quality and polish of sites like Haze Her. So Haze Her presents itself in the style of amateur porn. The videos are still well-produced enough to enjoy, but the acting and style of production mimics real-life porn so well that you might think that it was real if you didn’t recognize some of the stars from other videos. The camera angles and the plots give off the impression that everything you’re watching is real. The orgasms and tears are so convincing that if you suspend disbelief for a while, you can almost imagine that these girls are going through emotionally traumatizing experiences, not just selling their bodies for a paycheck. I also appreciate how long Haze Her’s videos are. Even the shortest among them are approaching half an hour, and many are closer to a full hour long. This really gives you the opportunity to truly appreciate the depths of each character and allows a full examination of their psyches before they’re broking down into crying, cumming messes. Just like I am after watching these videos, but my therapist says that’s just because they’re causing me to relive my darkest moments, and that’s totally normal, thank you very much. Just pop another pill and pretend the pain will pass.Haze Her Hazes Me
Now Haze Her does have its downsides. The first of them is that, to be consistent with the theme that these videos are allegedly girls being inducted into female sororities, there aren’t many men involved. I’m all for equality and I’m a big fan of lesbian porn, but I also like watching women get fucked, so the addition of a straight video here or there would be a welcome bonus. That being said, they scratch that itch as well as possible under the circumstances. Not wanting to break immersion by including a man in their initiation, instead what tends to happen is that the girls will break out a strap-on for part of the fun. Really, this is the best of both worlds—you still get to see these cuties get fucked, but instead of a man with hairy balls doing the fucking, it’s another babe. And, if you really do look hard enough, you will find an occasional video where the writers came up with some brilliant stroke of the pen to convincingly include a man in the film. They’re in probably one percent of the videos on Haze Her, but if you do absolutely need male pleasure to be the focus of a video, you will find a few rare examples of that type of porn here. And even when you do, they’re usually not the focus. They may be receiving the bulk of the pleasure, but it’s still probably going to be about ten girls for every one cock. Which, as much as that would be a dream-come-true in the real world, probably isn’t ideal if you watch porn primarily to see penile pleasure.The Cost Of Initiation
Just like the girls on Haze Her have to be sexually abused to join their fictional organizations, you and I will need to be financially abused to join Haze Her. Thankfully, they have a few options, all of which are probably preferable to being forced to have someone you’re not attracted to sit on your face. I personally would welcome each and every act of hazing that goes on at Haze Her, but despite the fact that I’ve invited many strangers to use a strap-on on me, nobody has said yes yet. I recommend most people start with the one-day for one-dollar trial, though make sure you cancel it or switch to another plan before the day is up, otherwise it’s going to renew perpetually for a shocking forty dollars a month until you cancel it. You can drop the price a little bit by switching to a thirty-dollar month-to-month membership, or if you’re ready to commit to Haze Her, a full year at about ten dollars per month. Unfortunately, there aren’t any options in between. With so many porn sites to choose from, it’s hard to justify joining any single site for a full year, so a three-month or six-month plan would be great to have here. That being said, the videos are so hot and the monthly rate is so expensive that I think the yearly plan is the best bet, even if it is a lot to spend at once. Maybe I should ask mommy for help paying it. If I call it a student loan, she’ll probably be so excited that I’m finally going to do something with my life that she won’t think twice about it. And, on the off chance that I ever actually convince a girl to touch me, I’ll be able to apply what I’ve learned on Hazer Her, so it’s not entirely untrue. It’s an educational experience. Girls like being told that they’re worthless and spanked with paddles, right? But until that happens, I think Haze Her will meet my needs well. The videos are all HD and they’re more than long enough for my pitiful stamina. The mobile site works perfectly, and the billing is discreet. The site isn’t perfect by any means, but if this subgenre of lesbian porn tickles your fancy, you’ll find it well worth the money.- Edgy brand of lesbian porn
- Convincing amateur-style professional videos
- Limited payment plan options
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