Dear Diary,Today, I'm checking out CNNAmador. As of late, I have begun coming to terms with the fact that I will never be getting laid. I mean, I have to be real with myself. I’m not getting any younger. In fact, each day just brings me one step closer to 40. And I still have not even gotten close to first base. Actually, it might be more accurate to say that I have not even gotten the chance to go up to bat yet! So, there is a good chance that I will, more than likely, be dying a virgin one day. And I just have to accept it. You know, it is what it is … We can’t all be suave lady killers like The Porn Dude.You remember The Porn Dude, don’t you, diary? The guy that I am always trying to emulate and become like because he’s just the coolest? Yeah, well, he bangs beautiful babes all day, every day. That’s just not in the cards for me, though, unfortunately. And the sooner I come to terms with that, the sooner I can be at peace about it, accept my fate for what it is.No woman would ever want to sleep with me. I know that you can’t see what I look like, Diary, but I am far from what you would call ‘attractive.’ Actually, I am much closer to what most girls would call ‘flat out butt ugly,’ and they have, on more than one occasion. It stung at first, sure, to hear that coming from such gorgeous ladies, but after the first dozen or so times, you get used to it. It just becomes normal. Like building a tolerance up to a prescription drug. You don’t even feel it anymore after a while.Hey, at least I have Suki, though. She loves me, and she certainly isn’t going anywhere. I mean, how could she? She’s a freaking body pillow! I know she’ll never be able to abandon me. The same goes for my mistress, Dolly. That hot little ginger sex doll is mine for life, too. Although they don’t have real human vaginas or whatever, we do have some wild sex sometimes. So, I guess it isn’t all bad, right? Don’t judge me, Diary, I know that you are. I can feel you judging me. I know it isn’t right to cheat on Suki with Dolly. But I just can’t help it! I am far too weak to Dolly’s powers of seduction. I just can’t quit her…
Porn is a Way of LifeAnd there’s also the added silver lining to my situation of the fact that I get to watch all the porn I can take. Day in, day out, nothing but porn, porn, porn. And that is exactly how I like it. I truly could never get enough of it. I love it all … teens, Latinas, Latina teens, Asians, ebony, petite girls, curvy girls, brunettes, blondes, redheads (obviously), MILFs, taboo, anything and everything. If there’s a sexy woman in it, I will fap to it. Like, 12 or 13 times a day sometimes. Yeah, my therapist says I have a problem with porn. But I tell her that the only porn problem I ever have is if the WIFI goes out!Well, I guess that isn’t entirely true. Sometimes I run into the problem of having too much porn to choose from. Which isn’t really a problem as much as it is having too much of a good thing. It can be hard to figure out what you’re in the mood for when there are so many categories of porn to pick through! Plus, adding to that state of horny confusion, how in the world are you supposed to pick one porn site out of the thousands upon thousands (honestly, probably millions) of porn sites that exist? It’s no easy task, that’s for sure.Sometimes, though, it becomes a little easier to narrow down. I know, for instance, when I am in the mood for some high-quality HD 4K premium profession porn versus when I am craving something a little more on the amateur side of things. Honestly, if I can be candid for a moment, I usually, just in general, tend to prefer amateur porn over the big-budget pro-porn. I like my porn to ring true. And, although some well-done professional porn is able to capture some of that realness every once in a while, I know that every amateur video I watch is actually the real deal. Real sex. Real orgasms. No acting. That’s what gets me off. I guess since I have never had real sex myself, I want my porn to get me as close as possible.
What is the Best Amateur Porn Tube?There are so many free amateur porn tubes to choose from, though. Which is why I write these porn site reviews … so that you don’t have to waste the time (and sperm cells) on finding a site for you and potentially wanking it to a subpar porn tube. Nobody wants that! If you’re gonna bust your nut, you might as well bust it to a site worthy of your jizz, right?Which brings me to the site that we’ll be taking a look at today … CNN Amador. It’s an enormous amateur porn tube, brimming with literal butt loads of beautiful amateurs in XXX videos and photo galleries. It is a Portuguese site, and “Amador,” when translated into English is “amateur.” As far as the CNN part is concerned … no, it has nothing to do with the news network (although that would be pretty cool). CNN stands for Caui Na Net. Which translates into, fell onto the net, as a lot of amateur porn is wont to do (because a lot of ex boyfriends and whatnot like to upload it onto the net, of course).So, is this site the best resource for all things amateur porn? Well, it’s hard to say. At first glance, it seems to be designed well enough. It has a nice, familiar porn tube feel to it … with the black and red motif that we all know and love. One cool feature worth noting, too, when it comes to CNN Amador’s site design is the fact that you can opt into either daytime or nighttime mode by toggling the button at the top of the page. I always appreciate little customizable features like that.
Familiar and Decent Site DesignFrom there, the setup is pretty standard. A section where you can find all of CNN Amador’s newest videos, then the newest photo albums. Scroll down to the bottom of the page, too, and you can browse the site by category if that’s more your personal porn questing style. There is also a list of the trending search keywords at the moment. And, honestly, this part of the site gives me pause. I’m not sure if they cater to the things that people have been searching for, but either way, for one reason or another, it looks like the people who frequent this site tend to be pretty sick. “Zoophilia” is the number one search. Followed by “Incest” and “Teen 15 years old.” I’m not about to click on any of these searches, though, because I am not a piece of crap who deserves a swift bullet to the back of the head.Whew, excuse my language, Diary, I’m sorry I just got so worked up. It’s just that that kind of thing makes me so, so angry. Anyway, it is worth noting that in just a casual perusal of CNN Amador, I did not find anything even remotely resembling what those sickos have been searching for. So, that’s good. Hopefully this site doesn’t allow that kind of crap to be posted.
Video Quality Good for an Amateur TubeAs far as video quality is concerned, well, it’s a site filled with amateur videos. So, quality is going to be extremely hit and miss. As is the case with all amateur videos and pics. Overall, though, it’s pretty impressive for the most part. A decent number of longer videos (short videos are always a curse for the amateur porn lover, and they are everywhere!). Camera qualities tend to be anywhere from okay to great. Some of the stuff is shaky and grainy, but, hey, that’s just the gamble you take as a homemade porn addict, you know?One strike against CNN Amador, however, is the fact that their on-site translator doesn’t seem to work well. At all. It either does not even bother to translate large portions of the site, or it will translate incredibly inaccurately. So, if you speak and read Portuguese, you won’t have any issue with this, but for all of the English (or, really, non-Portuguese) speaking people out there, the captions are probably going to be pretty hard to discern.All in all, though, CNN Amador is a really decent amateur porn tube. Lots of content, most of which seems to be of a high quality; acceptable site design; and lots of real, beautiful women having real sex on camera just for you!