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AdblockPlus! When a porn star gets an STD, her career is over. It doesn’t matter who you are, how good you are at your job, how many award-winning pornos you have starred in, how sexy you are, or how big your boobies are. If you catch something, you’re over. Say adios. That’s that. Pack up your lubes, your dildos, and your G strings and head back home. There’s nothing more to it.It is sad to think about, sure, a beautiful young woman with a bright future in the adult entertainment industry who has risked everything and put it all on the line to be a porn star. Especially if she is particularly well known in porn. It’s unlikely that she’ll have a whole lot of luck making it in the corporate world after that. At least not if one person in the hiring process recognizes her. It is next to impossible to cross over from porn to Hollywood, too. She will never be taken seriously outside of this industry once she has already made a name for herself (or made a name for her vag, to put it more accurately).But it is also understandable, the fact that a porn star with an STD would get blacklisted from the industry. As upsetting as it is, it needs to happen. You can’t have one bad apple ruining the whole bunch, so to speak. If she has an STD, it will only spread. Eventually to everyone in the porn industry. And you can’t have that (for obvious reasons). Porn studios, over the years, have gotten extremely strict about vetting and testing actors and actresses before they are even allowed to audition to prevent against just that. It could lead to terrible and, in some cases, tragic endings (depending on the STD) for everyone in the business.I once chatted with someone online who says that he once chatted with an exiled porn star online. It was through one of the porn forum sites that I frequent (AKA the only way I am able to acquire some human interaction). I will not tell you who she is … I wouldn’t want to further humiliate and disgrace her any more than she already has been. So, let’s just call her Ivy (sounds like a porny enough first name, right?) But apparently the story goes a little something like this …Ivory had a very bright future ahead of her in porn. She was about two years into her career and she had skyrocketed to porn notoriety. She was amazing at what she did. She gave some of the best blowjobs I have ever seen in my entire life. She really knew how to work a schlong. With her hands, her mouth, and her hips. Gosh, the way she would ride a wiener. Unparalleled. She, no doubt, was poised to be one of the biggest porn stars that his world has ever seen. The sky was the limit for this chick.But Ivy was also a nymphomaniac. Which, of course, translated very well in the adult entertainment industry (in fact, it is probably one of the reasons she was able to screw with such enthusiasm … because she wasn’t acting … she legitimately and thoroughly enjoyed every second of it). But, unfortunately, a somewhat ironic twist of fate, her sex addiction would also be the cause of her great downfall.She couldn’t stop screwing and sucking every guy who came her way. On or off the camera. The girl had a real problem, it seemed. She would spend all day humping and licking balls at work, and then that is exactly what she would do at night, to decompress. Well, as probability would have it, one day she eventually contracted herpes. The guy who told me he talked to her said that she doesn’t have any idea which guy she could’ve gotten it from, there were just so many.And that was it for Ivy. She was donezo. Fired from every upcoming shot she had been scheduled for. Told she would never work in the industry again. She was blackballed, but not at all in the way she was used to being blackballed. Her career was done. Apparently, she now works as an assistant manager at a Cookie Nook in a mall somewhere in middle America. How the mighty have fallen.

Wrap it Up! (Your Computer, Too)

This story is tragic, definitely, but it is also cautionary. Not in some afterschool special kind of a way about practicing protected sex (because we all know that nobody reading my reviews is having sexy any time soon … myself included), but in an analogous way. Having a good virus and ad protection software is the equivalent of practicing protected sex … more accurately, it is practicing protected porn. Because digital herpes does exist. And if your computer catches it, it, too, will be out of commission. Which means you won’t be able to jizz!Adblock Plus is just one line of defense that you will want on your side when browsing through the annals of porn available on the internet. Ads are, believe it or not, often more than just pesky things that pop up and interrupt your fap sessions. They can also contain sneaky viruses, like trojans (ironic, I know) and other forms of malware. Which is why, in addition to a good antivirus program, you also need a trusty adblock extension for your web browser.I have been using Adblock Plus for years now, and my computer has been safe and sound. Thus far. Knock on wood (or knock on your woody). It’s completely free, so easy and simple to install, and does, I would say, a bang-up job at keeping ads (especially harmful ads) off of your computer. And if it works for me, someone who literally does nothing but watch porn (oftentimes in the sketchier corners of the internet, mind you) all day, every day … it should most definitely work wonders for an average porn consumer.Adblock Plus, which you can add onto your Chrome browser in a heartbeat, will make for a speedier, more pleasant web browsing experience. Ads, as you may already know, also slow your browser down because, well, when an ad has to load, it only adds time to how long it will take for the rest of the site to load. With Adblock Plus, though, you don’t have to worry about most ads ever again. No more popups, video ads, flashing banners, etc. I say “most ads,” however, because … well, it’s not perfect.

Some Ads are too Powerful

Some ads will still sneak through. It’s like a constant battle between advertisers and ad-block software, in which they are constantly trying to outdo one another’s algorithms. And sometimes the ad men win. Simple as that. For example, ads before Youtube videos, Adblock Plus just won’t be able to overtake. There are also some on-page ads on big sites like Porn Hub that Adblock is unable to block out. So, don’t download Adblock Plus expecting your ad problem to just completely go away overnight. But, on the bright side, it does cut them down significantly.I first learned about Adblock Plus from my hero and unofficial mentor, The Porn Dude. He may not know that he has been mentoring me for years (because he won’t reply to any of my darned emails!), but he has been. He has been guiding me, unwittingly, through all of the best porn sites and porn adjacent sites and software since long before I decided to start doing exactly what he does for a living. I am so glad, though, that he led me to Adblock Plus. It has definitely improved my fapping experience tenfold. And you should definitely try it out, too. Imagine a completely ad-free masturbation sesh! Doesn’t that just sound wonderful?

All in All, Highly Recommended

The ads that I would contend with before I downloaded Adblock Plus were at times bad enough to make me just give up on fapping altogether. I would just get inundated with popups and these really disgusting ads for penis enlargers and whatnot (you know, the ones that just have pictures or renderings of wieners, or, even worse, the ones that show a cross-section of a dong, as if it had been cut in half … that’ll kill any boner). So many times, I would just exit out of my web browser, give up on porn for the day, and go hump my body pillow/girlfriend, Suki.But not anymore. Adblock Plus has restored the joys of porn for me. And the fact that it has done so without me having to pay a dime is just amazing beyond words. So, don’t be like Ivy … wrap it up. After all, your computer is basically just your digital dong … it’s important to keep it protected!