Drawn Hentai

DrawnHentai! We all love drowning in pussy, don’t we? Some of us are alpha male superstars like ThePornDude and fellows like him jump head first into real flesh and blood cooch every single day, in between reviewing the best smut sites on the web. Micropenis having, body pillow owning losers like myself prefer the digital cooch because, well, it’s the best I’m ever going to get. But the common thread here is that we all love to polish our flag poles either in or to wet pussies.The problem is unless you are actually ThePornDude himself, chances are, approaching a woman is going to end in one of two ways. Either they slap you and walk away, or they slap you … with a restraining order and then you have to walk away, all the way until you are a good 100 yards or further away.What I’m trying to say is, women are complicated, they’re messy, and even though they smell like a garden of roses, they get really peeved when I sneak up on them at the library and try to sniff them. But then why do they go so far out of their way to smell so goddamn irresistible? If you don’t want me near you just don’t get my hopes up in the first place, women. Seriously, they should just make up their minds.But to avoid the drama and the legal fees, I just stay as far away from women as possible in the real world. I’ve learned my lesson. Feminism has spoken and there is simply no place for me inside it or inside the women that ascribe to it. So I keep it simple and I stay indoors and I save my loads for the virtual drawn women who can’t stop, won’t stop and most importantly, don’t have the mental capacity to say no. It’s as if every animated porn chick has some sort of speech impediment that prevents her from refusing anal penetration. Now that’s the kind of world that I want to live in. And that’s exactly why I’ve poured countless hours and quite a few dollars into my Drawn-Hentai subscription.

Devotion to Original Smut

You might be thinking to yourself: But Porn Geek, why should I pay for drawn smut when the internet goes way out of its way to shove it down my throat every chance it gets? Well, you silly little fapper - I used to be in the dark like you, until Drawn-Hentai illuminated the way for me.You see, when it comes to animated smut, especially the rule 34 cartoons and other animated stuff that is categorically not hentai, it’s all garbage. Every single piece of rule 34 on free porn sites seems to be absolute dogshit because they’ll let just about anyone have a pen and paper these days, and for some reason, kids with paintbrushes on their desks and dreams in their hearts think that the world wants to see their “art”.We don’t. We want to jack off to quality smut, and when we veer off into the domain of drawn cartoon porn, we want to see that the artist really gave a damn. If I’m watching a rule 34 rendition of Dragonball, for instance, I want to feel like I’m really seeing Bulma taking a hard anal dicking. I do not, under any circumstances, want to see the word “parody” featured anywhere around my smut. Either do the porn right or don’t do it at all.I know it sounds like I’m being anally retentive about the whole thing, but drawn pussy is the only pussy in my life and the most important part of my day. I care, deeply. That’s why I appreciate Drawn-Hentai. You see, this is a paid site where you shell out the hard dollars to get access to real OG drawn smut that you simply can’t get anywhere else.This ain’t no aggregate site where you see the same smut regurgitated over and over again until you’re blue in the face. Their smut is special ordered from the artists themselves, and they really go out of their way to find proper artists who know how to draw an anatomically correct pussy and properly stuff her full of cum in a way that makes you believe she’s really taking a pounding. So we’re far past the zone of one-click animated flash games. We’ve crossed over into the realm of paid premium cartoon smut that you can’t get anywhere else, and personally, I’m very grateful for that.

All The Toons!

So I mentioned Dragonball and rule 34, but now we gotta dive deep into what else you’ll find on this website and why. First of all, this is not strictly a rule 34 website, nor is it some sort of parody site. If you wanna get technical about it - it’s very much about drawn smut. And there doesn’t seem to be a strong focus on images over videos, either. The last time I was on Drawn-Hentai I saw way more animations than images. I’m pretty sure the name is just a gimmick, in that the videos are drawn, then animated. But rest assured, the titties are very much going to bounce on this website.Now there does seem to be a bias among the animators, and perhaps among the users too, towards Bleach. The anime, not the poisonous cleaning product that you absolutely should never ingest, no matter what your memes are telling you. The second you arrive on the site you’re going to see some, or many, or a shitton of Bleach characters getting penetrated six ways to Sunday. Personally, I’m down for this kind of action because I always found those bitches to be primo anal real-estate and I’d love to see more of them in action. If anything, you’ll definitely get more excitement from these porn vids than the actual anime, which for some reason, is still in the running.Beyond that, there are a ton of actual western cartoons, animated into brutal smut scenes, and again, there’s a bias. In this case, it’s towards The Simpsons and Futurama. Why? Who the hell knows. Someone saw animated yellow people with oddly misshapen faces and bulging eyes and said: “I’d like to stick my dick in that”. And lo and behold, you can now see the entire male cast of The Simpsons run a train on Marge Simpson’s surprisingly tight vagina. I’ve learned not to ask too many questions during my time on Drawn-Hentai. My dick stays hard and the action never stops, so I guess I’m getting my money’s worth.

And the rest...

With any site that’s this fucking huge, you’re going to find some bad eggs here and there, and on Drawn Hentai these are easily the flash games. I’ve seen better flash games on some free porn game sites, to be honest. It really looks to me like they just don’t care that much about the flash games, and I guess I can’t complain because I didn’t pay to subscribe for flash games - I’m here for drawn pussy that fucks itself. I don’t want to have to work for it. I already paid money, so let’s let someone else do the fucking for me.There’s another sizeable section on DrawnHentai that to me is a bit secondary to the main event, and that’s their actual hentai collection which features hundreds of original videos that are sadly not unique to DrawnHentai’s library. That means that you might recognize some of them from other websites. Either way, you’ll find some quality smut there too, and they usually upload entire series, if the video is part of a series, so there will be no break of immersion either.As for the design of the site, this is where things go a bit off the rails, because the entire thing looks like a template page that the devs just dumped the content into willy-nilly. There is next to no categorization so finding what you’re looking for, if you’ve got something in mind, is going to be a poor experience. The only useful tagging system I could find was the sort by artist option, which lets you click the name of the artist that drew and animated the particular smut you’re watching, to see what else they’ve done. This is very useful, sure, but it shouldn’t be the only sorting option available on the site.So other than the fact that DrawnHentai are in desperate need of a cosmetic makeover, their smut is high quality and you’re going to find a lot of recognizable faces drawn in the original art style, thus making it super satisfying to jerk off to them. These are not porn homages, these are actual pornographic renditions of the characters you, unfortunately, hadn’t seen naked until now. Well, now you get to see them guzzle cum over and over again, every single time the artists upload new smut on the site.