Everyone is always talking about MILFs. MILF this, and MILF that. Stacey’s mom might have it going on, true, but what about Stacey’s dad? Doesn’t he deserve some attention from younger-but-still-legal members of the opposite sex?That’s where FILF comes in. While there are plenty of sites focusing on mature women, this one gives dads their due credit for once.The site is totally straight though. Just because it’s called Father’s I’d Like To Fuck (and yes, that incorrect apostrophe usage is a direct quotation from the site, so don’t blame me for that) doesn’t mean that I personally want to fuck them. The title is from the perspective of the girls. I’m the theoretical father that they want to fuck. Aside from the fact that I’m not a father and nobody wants to fuck me, that makes perfect sense.Rather than focusing on the men, the real appeal to the site is watching young girls get defiled by dirty, disgusting older men. The implication behind the appeal is that if these girls are willing to have sex with guys twice they’re age, they’d probably have sex with me, too, right?Just ignore the fact that they’re complete Adonises that are essentially identical to ThePornDude, except with a few more years of experience and a nice, groomed, salt and pepper beard. I’m much happier with my fantasy that revolves around attractive women not finding me disgusting.
Fathers I’d Like To Fuck
Once you’ve given up on the façade that you’re not here just as much for the men as the women (I mean… never mind, how did that slip out?), you might start to notice that there are also loads of attractive women available to you on FILF. The site has a collection of thousands upon thousands of videos, and if that isn’t enough to satisfy you you’ll be happy to hear that there are regular updates, too: about once a week, a new FILF video will be uploaded, and the more recent ones are in 4K HD too, so even if you’re happy with the back catalog make sure you don’t forget to look into the new releases.If the chronological listing of videos isn’t able to keep up with your exquisitely picky taste in porn, you can also explore the catalog through a few different methods, all of which work pretty much perfectly. You can switch from the newest videos to a list of the top-rated or most-watched, which will bring you straight to the best of the best.Or, if you’re looking for something specific, you can click on the categories tab to get a birds-eye view of everything FILF has to offer. And while these days having categories available is to be expected, FILF goes above and beyond with how helpful their category system is. Each and every category is divided into its own subcategory, allowing you to quickly and easily figure out exactly what you need to blow your load before mommy takes the pizza out of the oven and interrupts you.What’s more, once you’re inside the categories, you can still apply the different sorting methods. While some sites will let you do one or the other, the ability to combine these two tools makes finding the highest-quality video in your preferred subgenre a breeze. The mobile version of FILF is just as good, too, so you won’t have to give up any of these options when you decide to watch porn on the go.
The Dads Come Marching In
None of the above would matter if the videos weren’t any good, so let’s get down to brass tacks. You will not have a problem jerking off to the porn on FILF. The girls are hot, and even though nothing on the site is even close to amateur, they act well enough that the illusion that they don’t hate the fact that their dreams of Hollywood success devolved into being fucked on camera isn’t totally broken.But don’t think it’s just the quality of the acting and the actors that FILF knocks out of the park: the videos themselves are well-shot in full HD. Every single video is professionally produced, so it’s not like the beautiful women are going to be obscured by a camera that was made before you were born. The most recent videos are especially great when it comes to video quality, but even their earlier stuff is completely watchable.Strangely enough, FILF does offer a few videos with no fathers or even men in sight. While I’m not going to complain about a video featuring two hot teen girls eating each other out, it does seem a bit off-brand for the site.
It’s Completely Free!
Here’s the real shocker. All of this incredible content is completely, 100% free! Just click to sign up for your free account, give FILF some basic information about yourself, and then move on to the next page. You’ll have to give them your credit card information, but just look to the right—it says you get everything completely free, with no hidden charges! It seems too good to be true!But maybe this is a turning point in my life. Maybe things are going to look up. Good porn is going to be free, I’m going to get a decent job, and women will start talking to me. Mommy always said that if I’m a good boy and if I keep trying I’ll eventually get myself out of this rut (and move out of her house), so maybe this is where that all starts!
But since nothing in my life can be as good as it seems, it actually completely untrue. The fine print to the right of the page ruins the illusion—despite what I was led to believe, after two-days of enjoying the completely free bounty of porn that is FILF, your membership will automatically convert to a forty-dollar per month plan without any consent from you. What’s more, there aren’t any options to reduce this price by signing up for a longer-term. It's all or nothing with FILF.And on top of that, if you click through without reading the fine print, you’ll actually be agreeing to two more free trials—a week with PremiumPornHD.com (which renews automatically at $39.94 per month), and ten days with XXXHDVault.com (which will keep going at a mind-blowing fifty dollars a month until cancelled).So, altogether, if you trust what FILF tells you, keep the “special trial offer” box checked, and don’t remember three separate cancellation dates, you’re going to be stuck paying about one hundred and twenty dollars each and every month. FILF is great, and arguable worth the forty dollars per month that they ask for access, but that bait and switch is inexcusable.FILF is undebatable great. But is it forty dollars a month great?
To Soften The Blow…
I think that it is. You now probably think that I’m some crazy porn addict if I think that a single porn site is worth forty dollars per month—and you’re right, but that doesn’t change the fact that FILF does sweeten the deal with a good amount of bonus content. Within FILF, you also get access to the same company’s other pornographic intellectual properties. There are thirteen on top of FILF, and this last supper of films featuring fucking really does a lot to bring the value of your subscription up to par. What would be marginal at best alone really does become a good deal when you include everything else you get.Between them, pretty much every standard porn trope is covered, so if you were hesitant to subscribe to FILF due to its lack of variety don’t let that dissuade you. You’ll also get all of the same quality with their porn focusing on anal, lesbian, BDSM, teen, MILF, and even more. I’m still upset about the fact that FILF costs quite a bit more than I expected it to, but I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t come to the site (in more ways than one) enough for it to be worth it.