Porn HD! I remember having an urge to masturbate during my junior high years - back then I was not only beginning to discover my sexuality, but also internet porn itself. I’ll never forget that fateful day when I got caught fapping at the school’s library during lunch hours - I snuck in with the intent to masturbate to some porn videos online which I couldn’t access from my home due to my mom installing a parent lock on my internet. I somehow managed to get onto RedTube on the school computer and fapped away, but I got caught just as I reached orgasm from the library lady.From that day forth I was hooked on internet pornography and relied on it in order to get my satisfaction - I still love it to this day, and use my mothers’ credit card to purchase various premium memberships to various sites (especially ones that offer furry and cuckold-style content).Now, even though I was ridiculed for the rest of high school by all of my peers and even some of the meaner school teachers (my PE teacher called me ‘WankyPants’ repeatedly while I desperately failed at every physical activity he threw at me) I still remained loyal to internet porn. I even looked forward to fapping online every day when I would come home - I would bring a USB stick to download XXX content using the school computers then watch it at home.I even rejected chasing real girls because I’d never be such a fool to actually fall for their shallow tricks - I’d pick a hot porn video over a real girl any day of the week, simply because I want to stay a pure virgin until I actually find a girl I like enough to marry (she would have to have a high ELO on League of Legends, elf ears, D cups, be willing to cook and clean for me as well as pay for everything I might need to buy). Until that fateful day comes along, I’ll just be sitting here, enjoying the wonderful fruits of the internet such as PornHD here - one of the most reliable XXX porntubes in existence, so reliable in fact that I’m sure even the Porn Dude himself would put it high up on his list.
Spice Things Up a Little with The Recommended Channels & Categories!
When I began masturbating and turned it into a daily hobby, I’d spend at least half an hour looking for something worthy of my fapping, and then proceed to fap to it for about 5-6 minutes until I’d blow a load (I usually last that long, sometimes it takes me around 2-3 minutes). But I figured out a new formula which would at the very least save me from having to spend at least 30 minutes of rummaging through videos, and that formula is simple: fapping to recommended content!Now usually, I like fapping to cuckolding videos, especially ones where muscular men pound away at girls while their skinny frail-looking boyfriends watch in despair, (which is something I DREAM of experiencing although from the side of the boyfriends) but I’ve actually discovered some of my favorite genres to fap to by relying on the recommended videos which some sites have shown me.For example, I would have never been an ASMR fan if it weren’t for recommended videos - I actually had a long phase of about 2 years where the only way I’d fall asleep is by listening to ASMR videos performed by girls who would get into character as caring, loving girlfriends that would feed and tuck me in at night through my earphones. Some of you reading this might not be into ASMR, but I’m sure you’ll find plenty of new themes and genres that you’ll love here on PornHD’s recommended channels and categories, which are accessible above the videos on the site’s home page.
Location Location Categorization (peeing, office, reality, BDSM, cosplay, ultra-specific ones like foursome, fake ass, money and 4th of July)
Ah yes, looking at any porn website’s categories is such a joy for me - few things give me more pleasure than scrolling down a long list of pornographic themes, kinks and genres and finding one that I’d be willing to blow one of my many daily loads to. PornHD here has a lot of interesting things to offer when it comes to its categories, and they cover a lot of pornographic themes and genres.For example, you have your classic ‘Blowjob’, ‘Big Ass’, ‘MILF’ and other more vanilla-esque categories which I’m sure any casual newcomer would enjoy, but personally I’m into more alternative fantasies such as ‘Musclar’ (love watching strong men have sex with women, I don’t want to look like them, I just like admiring their muscular physique), ‘Peeing’ (I’d certainly let the girl I marry pee in my cereal and eat it while she calls me a ‘good boy’) and of course ‘Cosplay’, because let’s face it guys, video game girls will always be more attractive than real girls, am I right?All of the aforementioned categories are on PornHD, but there are plenty more, in fact, this site has over 100 categories which you can explore to your penis’ contempt, just like I’ve explored my mom’s mood patterns and have learned when she’s at her most generous in order to manipulate her into buying me in-game items for MMORPGs with her credit card and porn site subscriptions. But back to the point at hand; this site also has plenty of categories to have fun with, even some ultra-specific ones which I’ve never seen on other sites before like ‘Fake Ass’, ‘4th of July’, ‘Foursome’ and ‘Money’.
Have a Certain Pornstar Crush?
Since I’m not an idiot who would easily be swayed by real-life women, I rely on fantasizing, and those fantasies allow me to have multiple virtual sexual partners that I can fap to each and every day. Now I know that some of you might be jealous to hear that I’ve formed intimate bonds with several hot porn stars, but you can do that too! All you have to do is look deeply into the eyes of a certain pornstar you like while you blow a load - and this is done best by fapping to a POV video of her.Using this technique, I’ve been able to biochemically fall in love with a whole host of hot pornstars who appear in plenty of XXX videos on the internet. And finding one you like is really simple, all you have to do is refer to any given XXX website’s ‘Pornstar’ section (if they have one). PornHD here has one, and it’s pretty good - I’m a little disappointed as to how it doesn’t have any in-depth information about the pornstars such as height, weight, place of birth, age and so on (that information really helps me fall in love much more effectively) but it does have an appropriate ‘profile picture’ as well as a list of all the videos that pornstar/model appears in.
Check out the Channels (blacked, teenylovers, pervmom, makehimcuckold, wankz, MYLFofficial, Kinky Family)Sometimes I like to spice things up by fapping to something I’ve never fapped to before, and this can easily be done by checking out any given XXX website’s ‘Channels’ section. PornHD here has its own respective ‘Channels’ section, and it’s helped me find some pretty great videos to fap to.For example, ‘Make Him Cuckold’ has some of the best cuckolding videos I’ve seen, and ‘Kinky Family’ also has some great content that I hope to relate to one day (my mom lives with a boyfriend who hates me, and I would definitely enjoy watching him please her in front of me and ultimately making him the source of my pleasure, what a fool he’d be in that scenario!). There are also some other channels you might like here too such as ‘PervMom’, ‘Blacked’, ‘TeenyLovers’, ‘MYLFOfficial’, ‘Wankz’ and so on.
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I’m extremely thankful for the ‘mobilization’ of the internet now in the late 2010s, because 10 years ago it was a real pain trying to get porn on your mobile phone. Instead of fapping in my school’s bathroom by watching porn on my phone like I should have, I had to fap in the library using a school computer, which lead to me getting caught and ridiculed about it for the rest of my high school years.I mean I still fapped in my school’s library even after that, but I had to stop after the 5th time I got caught and was suspended for it. That would’ve never happened if technology was a little bit more advanced and allowed me to fap in virtually any bathroom I can find - nowadays smartphones can open up any porn site like PornHD here in under a minute, and that lets people like me sneak away to the bathroom at certain dinners, family events, and classes in order to ‘pop one-off’ if you know what I mean.