Video One

VideoOne! Something funny happened to me the other day. I was standing in line to get mother’s medication at an alternative medicine clinic. She smokes Johnson grass to help her with her asthma, and she pays hundreds of dollars a month on this poop. I am no doctor, but I know that smoking weeds won’t do anything except make your mouth feel all gross and icky. Eww, who would smoke a weed of any kind?I was in line along with the other idiots when a man slid behind me and put a needle in my neck. I began convulsing and shaking uncontrollably, and when I looked at the man I noticed he had a huge smile on his face. “Stay away from her creep,” said the man. “I am marrying her. Stop ordering pizza, she won’t deliver to you.” It was the Chad that was dating the Asian delivery driver! The mighty spirits must have rained down from Valhalla and possessed me, because in that moment I picked up the Chad and threw him out of the clinic!He tried to stand up and backed up, spider crawling backwards and hoping to escape with his life. I took my clothes off and told him to face me in the spirit of ancient Greece’s mightiest warriors. He tried to run away but I leaped and pounced on him like a wildcat, slapping him in the face and spitting in his mouth, screaming, “what’s it gonna take Chad huh, what’s it gonna take….” while I slammed the back of his head into the sidewalk.Then I woke up in a dark room, still naked with only my phone. I didn’t know where I was and I still don’t. This may be the last time anyone hears from me, so I’m going to take the time to uplift goddesses on Video One.com. Come join me friends as we go through this site and praise the females together. It may be the last time we do this, so let us make this time count...

Porn aggregator that hosts its own content

Here is something rather interesting about Video One. Unlike most porn aggregators, you don’t actually have to go to a source site to view content (not that anything is wrong with that). Instead – and from what I found during my review – all of the content is hosted by Video One. Whether it is hosted via a third-party cloud service or locally on their own servers is something only Video One could tell you, but at any rate whatever method they are using works. No hangups, no issues with loading a video by any means, just a porn aggregator that provides tons of videos and just works!

Over 57,000 pages of videos

How many videos is that? I could not begin to tell you. But with at least a handful of videos available per page, multiply that by at least 57,000 pages of videos (more pages are being added all the time as new content is added) and you have a huge number that lets you know you’re probably not going to see every single video on Video One in your lifetime. There is so much beautiful goddesses ready for you to uplift that you may not know where to start. That’s a good problem to have! Video One makes it simple to browse around from one page to another just taking in what the porn aggregator has to offer. There’s a large variety of content too. Just looking from one page to another, you are going to notice that Video One offers so many different types of videos just from the first few pages of the site that it acts as a good, ‘taste test,’ to get an idea of what you can expect on Video One. Video One browses like a free tube site but it has tons of videos just like a traditional porn aggregator. While I cannot say that this is truly the best of both worlds (as you will see later), this is one of the site’s biggest strengths.

Videos load quickly

Another solid strength of Video One lies in the fact that these videos load super quick. Because Video One isn’t a traditional porn aggregator and the video listings link to locally/cloud-hosted content rather than being an index that links to other sites, one may think that Video One would experience stutters and slowdowns with so much content provided. That is not the case at all! Video One even loads HD videos super quickly; so quickly, in fact, it almost feels like you are jumping to another source site like a traditional porn aggregator.It’s a good achievement when other porn aggregators use other free tube sites to do the heavy lifting. Video One has blended both worlds to create an experience that ensures you don’t have to go offsite just to view hundreds of thousands (and counting) of videos. No matter what you are into, you can find it on Video One. Unfortunately, finding what you want isn’t as easy as I would have preferred, but I am getting ahead of myself! More on that in a moment!

Thumbnails are large and detailed

Another achievement that we should all give Video One a round of applause for is just how detailed the thumbnails are. Large and showing plenty of detail in each thumbnail, it lets you know exactly what you can expect when you click through and watch the video on the other side. Further, the thumbnails are actually accurate. This is because the thumbnails actually act as GIFs; mouse over one of them and you see a quick clip of the contents of the video. As you, ThePornDude, and my other friends know one of the things that really makes me angry is when I’m looking through to find a stunning lady to uplift, only to discover that when I barely touch a thumbnail the entire clip starts playing. You’ve probably come across this on the mobile side of things on sites like Pornhub: you have to put your thumb between videos or the clip starts autoplaying!I don’t know about you, friends, but I love being surprised. If I don’t want to be surprised and want a little more detail about a video before clicking it, a simple mouse-over or hard-pressing the thumbnail should do the trick. Video One makes that happen. You don’t have to watch where your thumb or mouse is being placed as you look through videos hoping everything won’t autoplay all at once. The option to view a GIF of the thumbnail is there, you’re just not going to see it unless you make it apparent that’s what you want. No accidental GIFs here, just good thumbnail design.

Videos show if they are in HD from the thumbnail

Here is something that will make your life a little more convenient: actually displaying which videos are in HD just from the thumbnail. This may seem like a small touch, but believe me when you have this many delicious females to telepathically uplift you are going to be thankful for this little convenient touch. I wish other sites did something like this – and many do. Just a simple HD icon in the thumbnail made all the difference when I wanted to only look at HD content, and I have Video One to thank for that!

Tags fill up way to much real estate space on the site

Unfortunately, Video One isn’t all roses and daisies. When I looked at the site, I couldn’t believe how much real estate space the tags took up. Whereas tags that are displayed on a video listing on most sites wrap around and only take up a few lines of web space, the tags on Video One take up so much space that it actually pushes the video listings down.This results in way too much white vertical white space between video listings. And it isn’t just sort of noticeable, it’s a huge, ugly eyesore that never should have happened in the first place. It actually makes Video One look amateurish and thrown together, and it’s most definitely causes some visitors to press the, ‘back,’ button and look elsewhere. For all of its strengths, the user interface and overall web design on Video One is garbage. Plus, the background is white: a huge no-no for sites without a dark/night mode.

No categories, only random tags to select at the top

Video One also doesn’t feature any categories – another huge folly for a porn aggregator. It only features tags and they are oddly listed at the top of the homepage. These tags also take up way too much real estate space at the top. Why Video One didn’t put them on their own page and just include a tag button near the top is beyond me.