PornHub Shemale

I’m straight. Completely one hundred percent straight as an arrow. Mom and dad, I know you’re ready for this, so I want to get that out of the way first so that you completely believe me. I know you’re convinced that I’m not, but I’m totally into women and women only.That brings me to what is really the only point I’d like to make. Transwomen are women. Yes, they have dicks that are usually about three times my size, and sometimes you can still see the Adam’s apple even if they’ve been on hormones for years, but they’re women. I know you guys are old fashioned, but times change. Progress is progress. Black people can live among us, gay people can get married, and trans people should have the right to be treated as equals.In conclusion, the fact that I masturbate to chicks with dicks fucking men and women is completely and totally straight. The fact that I fantasize about fucking and being fucked by these beautiful women is absolutely and totally normal.Oh, wait, I do have more than one point. Listen up, pornographers. The word shemale might have been acceptable when you made your site, but time’s change and it’s considered offensive now. Rename the page to something like “Transgender Porn.” PornHub shemale might be a good page, but it offends my SJW sensibilities. Plus, if you renamed it, you could include guys with pussies. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.That being said… I don’t hate the name enough to avoid PornHub’s shemale section. Because despite the fact that they’re using outdated and offensive terminology, it really is the best place for shemale porn that I know. I mean trans porn. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, so if you want to see amateur and professional women who happen to have penises engage in sex acts, try PornHub’s shemale section.

What You See Is What You Get

PornHub is not new to me, and it’s probably not new to you either. I have fond memories of using it back when I was a simple boy, just after having hit puberty. I would type “boobs” into the search bar, hit enter, and then cum within five seconds to the first video that pops up. But times have changed. I’m far more discriminating now. My typical routine now involves spending as much time as I can spare finding the perfect video of a girl with fake tits and a PornDude-sized dick fucking a guy in the ass, and now I last at least ten or fifteen seconds before blowing my load. Ah, to be young again.PornHub’s shemale section can really be used either way, though, so even if you’re not as advanced as I am the site will work for you. You’ll see a huge selection of videos in front of you right off the bat, and when you mouse over each one the thumbnails show a quick little preview. If you like what you see, there’s no need to look any further: just click through, take out your cock, and try to ignore how deep the girl’s voice is.The express experience is just as good on your cellphone, too. This came in handy for me last weekend: I went to a new bar downtown, and I figured that it would be filled with girls because I saw a ton of guys in tight leather pants going inside, and why else would so many guys go to a bar if not to meet girls? I turned out to be wrong, but I did talk to the only girl that was there. Her voice was pretty deep too, now that I think about it. She said her name was Lola.In any case, I struck out with her, so I went to the bathroom to pull out PornHub Shemale to bring my spirits back up. Even with all the guys knocking on my stall door for some reason, I was able to bust a nut pretty quickly and get back out there.

Getting Familiar With The Girls

If you’re more interested in the VIP experience, PornHub’s shemale page can provide that for you as well. By default, you’ll see the “most relevant” videos, which looks like a sort of grab bag mixture of the most popular videos of the last little while, plus a selection of newer higher-rated stuff to change things up a bit.You’ve also got the option to sort things by featured videos, the highest-rated videos, and the most-viewed videos, or even sort by length if you’re really looking to dig in a trench and settle in for the long haul. All of these will work if you’re not on the hunt for something special, but most of the time I am.If you’re lucky enough to be like me (my dick is average, don’t even think about making that joke), then you’ll also prefer the filters that you’ll find on the left sidebar. If you want to see delicious traps and real life transgirls having sex with their boyfriends, girlfriends, and xfriends, you can choose to only see homemade porn. If, on the other hand, you prefer the footlong cocks and comically gigantic balloon tits that only professional shemale pornstars can pay for, you can stick with the professional content.On top of that, you can combine categories within the shemale section to zoom in on the type of content that you need. Looking for a girl with a big dick? That’s just one click. Likewise, if you want an Arab shemale, or a blonde, or one with big tits. The world is your oyster, and PornHub’s categories are one of those weird oyster knives that only people who have their lives together own.

This Dick Ain’t Free

The more time you spend browsing the shemale PornHub content, the more you’ll realize something. The site works perfectly well without spending a penny, but you’ll be overcome with the urge to change that. You’ll want more. You’ll need more, and you won’t care how much it costs. You’ll get that crazed look in your eyes as your blood drains from your brain down to your cock and you’re willing to pay whatever it takes to get the good stuff.Or, at least, that’s what happened to me. As such, I’m now a subscriber to PornHub premium. Thankfully, it doesn’t cost that much, so I didn’t really hurt my wallet too much when I was overcome by fucklust. Plus, they offer discreet billing, so I won’t be embarrassed in the cold light of day when mommy realizes that I spent a night so enamored with girlcock that I decided to start paying for it on a monthly basis.With PornHub Premium you get two main things. First and foremost is a catalog of videos from big porn studios, including the mainstream ones that occasionally do upload shemale videos, as well as a few studios that focus solely on trans porn. The latter category is especially difficult to find elsewhere online in such a high quality, so I’d recommend PornHub Premium for that alone.On top of that, the service also removes all ads from the site. There weren’t that many to begin with, and the ones that did exist weren’t the type that completely ruin your jerk-off experience, but it’s still a nice bonus to be able to focus on the chicks with dicks without ads distracting you.There’s another way to spend your money in PornHub’s shemale section, too: girls can lock certain videos behind paywalls, where you’ll have to spend a few bucks to get access to the video. In my opinion, this is worth it a lot of the time. Typically the girls will show some softer, less exciting stuff, like a masturbation video, for free, but then if you want to see them get pegged up the ass by a ten thousand dollar fucking machine until they cum hands-free, you’ll have to pay $3.99.Which, in the long run, is a fair price to pay since they had to invest in the equipment. Plus, unless I’m the one taking it in the ass I don’t think that’s something I’ll ever get to experience in real life, so I’ll chalk it up to paying for the life experience.