PervertSlut

Pervert Slut! It’s rare when I see true beauty but let me tell you, dear readers, this male feminist found a beautiful creature in a department store yesterday and I’ve never felt so intoxicated off of a female’s pheromones in my life! Mother wanted to look at curling irons so of course I snuck off and went to my favorite section: the lingerie. I began practicing buckling and unbuckling lingerie when I spotted her: the white whale I have been looking for! She was old, Asian, very mature, grandmotherly, and with her white gold-rimmed glasses and tiny frame, I wanted to take her away in a chariot of love and make her my wife right then and there.

That wasn’t the time though. I snuck inside of a lingerie rack and hid among the bras. I placed my face inside of a D cup bra that was thin enough to still see-through. I could hear her talking to herself (oh her voice was so angelic and golden) and could smell her (she smelt like ginger and grease; take me home with you, goddess!). I closed my eyes and imagined our life together: cooking me four meals a day, showing her my favorite animes, spooning with her as she naps and sleeps, taking her to get medicine, the scenarios kept on playing in my mind. Then I felt an arm grab me and I could have sworn it was her, but it wasn’t.

“The fuck you doing in here you goddamn pervert!” yelled an employee. With the bra still around my face, I fled immediately, hoping my white whale couldn’t identify me. I hung out in the boys’ underwear looking at the Pokemon tighty whities on display considering buying a few in my size when I noticed her walk past me. Pokemon underwear in a boy size that’s just my size would be there forever: a golden goddess like this one may only be here once. I followed her around the department store, ignoring all calls for me to meet mother at the front of the store.

Eventually, she walked into the women’s restroom and I knew it was time to make a move. I followed her into the restroom hoping to make a grand gesture she would never forget. No one was in the restroom when she entered the stall. On one knee, I knelt there as she finished her business. She was in the stall for a long time, with smells of nasty poop and grunts only confirming that she was the only one for me. As soon as she entered I started on my speech I had been practicing for 20 minutes:

“Since I laid thine eyes on such a breathtaking creature thougheth hath known ‘tis the woman for me. I just want to say that if thine taketh this knight’s hand…”

Before I could finish she hit me in the head with her shopping bag. She had something very heavy in it and it knocked me over immediately.

“Pervert! You fucking follow me into a bathroom?! How long you been here?! How long?!”

I wanted to answer her, but at this point, blood was pouring out of my head. I heard her say, “oh shit I killed him…” and she ran away almost immediately. Mother gave up and abandoned me that night. I woke up a few hours later with urine and feces on my face with a note stapled to me head: “the biggest pussy in here and I’m fucking 700 pounds.”

I also found a note stapled to my dingus that read, “smallest. Penis. Ever.”

I got up and walked outside. It was dark and I just wanted to go to mother’s basement and pretend like this day had never happened. Heartbroken, I did some favors in exchange for hitchhiking that I’m not going to go into detail about. Just know that the only thing that made the day better was my trip to a site called Pervert Slut. Is it worth visiting even after being unfairly called a pervert like me or should you pass? Let’s find out together!

View what’s trending in search

One of the neat things about Pervert Slut is that you can actually see what’s trending in the site’s search results. For example, if a lot of people are looking for Asian mature females to study them and figure out a better way to make one of them a wife you will notice this in the trending search results on the bottom of the page. It’s a nice feature that not a lot of free tube sites use and one that should be used more often.

Lots of videos you won’t find elsewhere

When I was browsing around on Pervert Slut I came across lots of videos I have never seen before. You know me: I love uplifting the spirit of the modern female so I make it a goal to watch as many instances of females putting their confidence on full display for us males! So when I say I saw many videos that I’ve never come across it’s something special.

I immediately tried to call ThePornDude but he’s always too busy satisfying beautiful females so he never answers. Instead, I scheduled emails to be sent to him every hour for a week so I can be sure that when he checks his email mine is the first he sees! He will be impressed and who knows? Maybe he will mention me on his site and I can show the world that hey, I can be alpha in addition to the gold standard of what a white night should be!

Extremely fast site, videos also load quickly

As I have tirelessly scoured the Internet looking for new women to praise in the comments section of each free tube site I can always tell when a site is worth visiting and which one should be avoided just from how quickly things load. I am happy to say that Pervert Slut is not only fully functional and easy to use, but the site and videos load super fast! I never had to worry about buffering or finding something in a hurry. Everything was responsive, there was no waiting, and best of all I uplifted dozens of beautiful women in an hour (in the comments section and once in mother’s pair of panties I’m wearing as of this writing).

Browse videos via latest, top-rated, most viewed

Pervert Slut also has a few good browsing options. Whether you want to browse videos via most viewed, top-rated, or latest you will have plenty of women to praise internally and externally (especially if you could find their phone numbers). It’s a common feature on most free tube sites but I’m glad to see it here on Pervert Slut. It just makes finding women to gawk at easy on me. This is true if I don’t know what I’m in the mood for… who am I kidding? The only thing I’m in the mood for is the Asian delight that graced me with her angelic presence earlier in the week. This may sound very non-white knight of me, but I would love to slide my “dingus” inside of her moist “clam strip”.

Screenshot option shows hottest screenshots of the video

Speaking of moist, Pervert Slut allows you to save the hottest screenshots of each video. This means you can print them off and make them moist like I did. I stole a black and white printer from church just to see if the screenshots would print out easily and I will say this much: by the end of the first evening, my walls were covered in nothing but Asian female goddesses.

I couldn’t help myself. I made a corner called the, ‘spray corner,’ where I ferociously tug on my weenie lube-free and spray my seed all over the faces of the pictures. It is my own white knight way of showing these ladies what they mean to me and how dedicated I am to giving them my seed if pregnancy is still on the table once I meet a mature Asian goddess to call my own someday.

Saving screenshots should be an option in most free tube sites. I was caught with the stolen printer, unfortunately. Now I have to go in front of the church next Sunday and tell them why I was using the printer. I’m not sure which pictures I should bring to let them know I was only printing off mature Asian females though.

Barely any categories

One thing I noticed is how there are barely any categories on Pervert Slut. I’m not sure why they’ve done this. The more categories a free tube site has the better. Perhaps they think people are content with looking up videos from the homepage but I can’t imagine why they would think that. Broaden the categories and add dozens more so visitors will know you have a well-rounded site.

A lot of bestiality videos

I don’t know if this is the work of mother getting onto my account and uploading videos from her own personal account or not but gross. I think I saw a horse penis I recognize from when I was a young white knight. Could this have been mother’s doing? I have to ask her or maybe I should bring it up at church tomorrow when I confess my sin. Either way, mother has some explaining to do.