InstantFap

When you nut as quickly as I do, you can’t be delving into full videos and all of that. I just can’t last long enough to make it through them! Three strokes in and I’m ready to burst. I wish it weren’t the case, but it doesn’t even matter how many times I fap. I could be raw and red, as I usually am, and I’ll still nut hard to a hot picture of a cutie in a semi-transparent crop top. Speaking of, I’ve got a semi just thinking about her.So, I need a site that fits my quick fapping. I love JAV, but all of those videos go on for hours. I’m set just by looking at the covers sometimes. Even the big name porn tubes have videos that go on for minutes. I’m sure it will be different when I finally get to be with an actual girl. I’ve practiced taking it slow on my life-sized Stoya sex doll and I can last upwards of 10 strokes now! Those endurance practices that 4chan talks about are really working. Just you chads watch, I’ll be slaying mad va-jay-jay like ThePornDude in no time.And the site I’ve been using to train up for the real deal has been Instantfap.com. It’s right in the name. This site is for quick fapping without any of the other hurdles that other sites have. It’s all free, (mostly) ad-free, and doesn’t require any account or subscription. It’s dedicated to quick videos, gifs, webms, and pictures. They’ve been around since way back in early 2013 and bring in around 7 million views every single month.

Easy to Browse Site with a Nice, Sleek Site Design

The main page has a dark grey and blue design that actually looks pretty good. It’s not bright, all of the menus are easily visible, and it’s not a pain in the ass to browse. There are a few menus here. The top has a search bar, options to sort the site by lesbian/gay/straight, about pages, a mobile link...and yet another site with a link to ThePornDude. I wish I was as popular as him. He’s just so damn cool. All of his stuff is original and I can’t help but feel like a poor copy sometimes, but I just know acting like him will finally get me some pussy! It’s going to happen. I can feel it.The menu off to the left has options for stuff like “hottest, newest, random, and trending” among a few other options. Below that there’s a list of categories that you can sort by A-Z or popularity for sexy stuff like “grool, nerds, incest, and chokers.” Ugh, I love petite hotties with chokers. They’re young and probably have daddy issues, so I might just have a chance with them. Other prude girls their age usually look the other way or cross the street when they see my 40-year-old self walking their way. It’s just not fair. If only they could see what a nice guy I am.

Hundreds of Categories with Tens of Thousands of Videos and Pictures

Each category has upwards of 30+ thousand clips/gifs/images to fap to. And there are well over a hundred of them! This site is a little different compared to other tube sites. You’re not going to be hopping from page to page searching for hot videos that much here. You can use those sorting options I talked about earlier and then filter all of that by what kind of kinky content you want to see.You can shift the entire homepage to show you just gifs, videos, images, or only content with a source link. Finally, a site that gives you that sweet, sweet sauce! Now I don’t have to go to request boards and wait for someone to find where a cutie came from. Or you can click on a category to get a page full of pictures or videos related to it.I wish you could click multiple categories and filter it down by, let’s say, hentai cuties wearing thongs and having their boobs milked. Doesn’t that sound amazing? You can use the search bar to include and exclude certain tags, but it would be cool to be able to add multiple tags more easily.

Never Run out of Hotties to Fap to

From there you browse however you want! Load up pages of whatever cuties you feel like fapping to most and you’ll get a whole bunch of previews. All of the previews with blue borders are animated and all the ones without are just images. Pretty good system! And there isn’t really any sort of information on the previews aside a quick title when you hover. But that’s okay. I’m not here to find specific babes. I want a slew of hotties to jerk my dick to! And that’s exactly what the site provides. It’s practically endless. There aren’t any pages. You scroll and scroll and the previews keep popping up in whatever order you want.Click on any preview to get the full image or video. No weird pages with pre-roll ads or anything like that. The videos will play instantly and will have tags up top for the category it came from and whether or not it has a link back to the source.You can even toggle how quickly you want the video to autoplay after it ends! From there you can go and click on the source, use your arrow keys to hop between the next images in the set, or go back and find some other cutie to fap to. Oh, and it’s all completely free to download. Just hit the little bar on the bottom right and download any video instantly.

Fun and Easy to Use Mobile Site

I had no issues with the mobile version of the site. All of the previews take up the entire screen, so you don’t even have to go to a separate page to jerk off to all of the hotties! No fumbling with clunky menus, waiting for videos to load, navigating annoying ads, or any bad stuff like that. It’s an overall great experience. I wish more mobile sites were like it. They make it easier than ever to nut all over fullscreen videos of cuties! Especially the ones with the ahegao faces. Those girls are just asking for it. If only I could get a cutie like that to be around me in real life.

ThePornGeek’s Favorite Features

Fapping has never been easier. One of my favorite features has got to be the fact that you can flip through any of the images using your arrow keys. I loaded up a gallery of cute, teen, Japanese schoolgirls and went to town jerking off without ever having to back out to a different page. If only more sites did cool stuff like that. I was also a fan of how simple the site was. No crazy menus or options to sort through just to bust a nut. I can lay back and fap again and again without having to sign up, pay for anything, or deal with ads. This is my kind of site!

ThePornGeek’s Suggestions

Wow, I don’t think I could say anything bad about Instanfap.com if I tried. But, uh, people don’t usually come to me for life suggestions. I’ll try though. Okay, I have a protip for all of you sexy toy users out there. I love fucking mine for days on end, but some of you like to rinse yours out every now and again. If you’re worried about it not drying and getting bacteria or something in there, then run some rubbing alcohol through it after and it’ll dry it out in no time! Just make sure to wash it again before you use it or it won’t feel too great.

ThePornGeek’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Instantfap.com (often misspelled as "instafap") is a great site for getting a few quick faps in. It’s completely free to use and doesn’t even have any invasive ads or premium memberships! The site is even better organized than my Yu-Gi-Oh card collection. And I have thousands of cards. You can download any photo or video on the site for free, and the mobile site is also awesome. If you cum fast and hard like I do, then you’ll love Instantfap.com!