Cute Little Butts

Reddit Cute Little Butts, aka r/CuteLittleButts! Is there anything more delicious than a cute little butt? I don’t think there is. I’m not the kind of guy that would ever claim that cannibalism is a good thing, but if I was on a deserted island and starving to death, I imagine the ass meat would probably be the first body part to chomp on. For some reason, it sounds like it would taste pretty darn good. Is this why people eat anus?I may find the answer on Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts if I look hard enough. Take it from this male feminist: few things in life get this ol’ ghost penis throbbing, but the beautiful little anuses on display on this sub made me want to jump for absolute joy! I wanted to squeeze every one of them and whisper in their ears what a gift they are to humankind, which is exactly the kind of sweet-nothings that a female loves to hear! So join me my dear white knight allies, and let us send psychic praises together to the beautiful females that make this NSFW subreddit such a joy to browse!

Over 400,000 members

It’s clear to me that there are other fans of tiny little buttocks as well. The good Lord knows that plenty of male feminists like myself drool at the sight of a petite little anus, and some of us would like to take a little peek and stare at that bare butt if it were possible. That must be why there are over 400,000 members subscribed to Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts. There are also a few hundred people that are visiting the subreddit at any given moment as well. I found myself joining them and browsing the stunning works of art that are these female’s butts for hours – and I am craving more!To satisfy my urges, I went to the local department store and began hiding out in the female dressing rooms under the bench. I dressed as a couple of nightgowns for obese women since no one would pick them up due to the excessive fat sweat that would have otherwise soaked the fabric. Then I waited. I was about to give up hope when someone I actually recognized on Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts showed up to the dressing room.I can’t remember what happened next, but I think I orgasmed in mother’s panties I was borrowing that day. The lass screamed as if she was being violated, whereas I was merely sending IRL praises that would help her to go about her day. But she wasn’t ready for such an intimate, intense encounter of praises. My memory tells me that I pretended to be a nightgown ghost that was trying to possess her. But waking up in a jail cell covered in bruises and shackled to a broken toilet covered in feces tells me that the situation did not go as well as I remember.

Must verify account to post original content

After getting my wits again and a promise to watch the butcher have anal sex with mother in exchange for my bail, I visited Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts once again to send telepathic praises to the beauties that make this subreddit the perfect place to see the epitome of beauty. What made my dingus get even harder was the fact that Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts requires users to verify their account before posting original content.I have always said that every NSFW subreddit with mostly original content should have some kind of verification method. Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts does that, and it’s further proof how much a subreddit benefits from this level-headed, forward-thinking. Not only does it ensure that no one is posting content with the person's consent in the image, but it also lets the subscribers of the subreddit realize that they are looking at 100% real, legitimate people that want to show off their natural beauty.Although you won’t find only amateur content on the subreddit, it is the main appeal to visiting the subreddit. The fact that the moderators on Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts have taken verifying original content so seriously and are dedicated to ensuring that everyone is legitimate and exactly who they say they are on the subreddit should give people the solace of knowing that they are seeing only real, proper people that they may randomly run into during everyday life. It happened to me, and it could happen to you, my dear male feminist compadres!

No men allowed!

As I was browsing Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts and was gawking at all of the beautiful buttocks that make this NSFW subreddit so amazing, I immediately became sick when I considered that there might be men on this subreddit. It is called /r/CuteLittleButts and not /r/CuteLittleFemaleButts, so I was afraid that Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts would try to be more inclusive and allow everyone to join.I was afraid that my biggest fears would soon be realized as I looked at the submissions on the subreddit. Fortunately, I discovered on the sidebar that men are not allowed to post anything on Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts! It is against the rules, and the subreddit is only for staring at the hot anuses of females!Tears began to stream down my cheeks. I crossed my heart and began saluting the moderators of Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts. To think that there was a NSFW subreddit that showcased the best little female butts on Reddit without any risk of running into a total Chad that wanted to slide in his hairy butthole into the mix without anyone noticing he’s a dude.Immediately, I began uplifting and praising every submission I found. Because there was no risk of any males ruining the psychic link I was creating with the females, I could uplift them one after another almost on autopilot. This would ensure that they obtain the praises they need to carry on with their day and make certain that piece of poop Chads do not ruin their days like they are liable to do!

Over 50 posts daily

If you are like me, you probably feel that there is no way in the world that Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts is going to have enough content for you to look at. Well my dear friends, take my hand and look me in the eye. I want to say that you are most likely wrong about that, though if you are on this subreddit for hours per day like I seem to be doing nowadays, you may run out of content eventually.But for the average person that only visits Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts only a few times per day or even once a week, they will notice that the subreddit has over 50 posts per day. That is plenty of content to look at and last users for a long time. Especially those that are like me that live for sending psychic praises and good vibes to beautiful creatures in subreddits such as these.It just goes to show you how many people enjoy looking at the content on a subreddit like Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts. When a subreddit has content that people actually want to look at and they know that the people in the subreddit are indeed who they say they are, they will be more likely to flock to the sub and browse the submissions as they go live. It keeps them coming back for more, and it also alerts other would-be submitters that this is the place to go if they want to show off their perfect little butts.

Tons of sexy amateur petite chicks

Even though this is not a subreddit where you will only find amateur content, make no mistake: by and large, the content that is on Reddit.com/CuteLittleButts is amateurish by nature. As I have already stated my dear male feminist friends, the females that make this subreddit such a joy to explore are required to verify their identity, so you always know that the females you are uplifting are actually who they say they are.This goes a long way toward making people want to keep coming back and exploring everything that this subreddit has to offer. If you know that the beautiful ladies that make this place so amazing are actually real and legitimate, you will want to keep coming back for more. That’s why so many people continue making this subreddit the success story that it is, and why people will be coming here for more for many more years to come. I hope so anyway: I don’t think I can survive without knowing that I can look at the most gorgeous butts on Reddit anytime I want!

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Reddit.com/r/CuteLittleButts should continue doing exactly what they are doing. Especially when it comes to guaranteeing that the people on the subreddit are who they say are, it is enough to make people want to come back for more. This will also ensure that the subscriber numbers continue to grow for the foreseeable future.