Pink Dino! I have been trying to get back to basics in my life. As much fun as it is to spy on older females and watch them take off their clothes from a conveniently large tree, I want to get back to my goal of courting my future wife. The Asian delivery driver has been difficult to persuade, though if I just keep trying and never give up she will see the light one day! Escaping the clutches of her Chad boyfriend – well poops, her fiancee now – she will be glad she ran to me open embrace.Using a lockpick set I broke into her car and looked around to see if I could find any clues as to what she is interested in. I noticed she had the soundtrack, a copy of a film, a novel, and even a board game of a popular dinosaur movie. “So she’s into dinosaurs...” I thought to myself.I had the perfect plan! I stole mother’s credit card and ordered an intricate dinosaur costume so I could show up and order a pizza. The plan was to make her fall in love with me the moment I walked into the pizza joint just as she did with the idiot Chad she’s planning to marry. I ordered the costume and expedited the shipping. It got here the next day, I put it on, and it fit like a glove!Walking to the pizza place I felt like this was the best plan I’ve ever hatched. Except, the moment I got to the restaurant, a car ran me over and broke 18 bones in my body. I was in such critical condition that the paramedics cut me out of the costume, exposing my naked body and tiny penis. Mother also pressed charges for once for identity theft.So here I am, lying in the hospital with nothing to do but uplift the goddesses over at Pink Dino.com. It’s boosting my spirits, but nothing can overcome the despair I feel about my lovely future wife still messing with that Chad. Help me my fellow male feminists...help me to make her mine...
Beautiful and large thumbnails
One of the first things you are going to notice is Pink Dino’s thumbnails. Large and beautiful (mother only exhibits one of these traits) they show you everything there is to know about the video you are going to watch. I am a huge fan of thumbnails that just work: they don’t have to be flashy and they don’t even have to be the highest of quality. Yet when you see a thumbnail that accurately shows you everything you need to know about the video in question – from the tone of the video to the content and so on – in the same manner as ThePornDude knows when he’s going to get laid, you just know it.When you look at the thumbnails on Pink Dino you know exactly the type of video you are getting. Most importantly, you have a perfect idea of the female you are going to be uplifting within. There’s a certain art to creating a good thumbnail, and Pink Dino nails it.
Thumbnails show which videos are in HD
Something else Pink Dino deserves praise for is adding an HD icon in each thumbnail. I know, it’s a small touch and one that shouldn’t make that big of a difference but it absolutely does. Many free tube sites and porn aggregators don’t include this type of information. Rather they usually opt to make it guesswork what kind of resolution each video encompasses. With Pink Dino, there is never any mystery to the type of quality you are getting. The icon says it all, and if it has an HD label you can bet your bananas that it’s going to at least be in 720p. For those that love uplifting females for hours in glorious detail, this is a convenient addition!
Videos load quickly
One of the necessities of any video site is that the videos must load quickly and efficiently. I am pleased to say that Pink Dino achieves both! But the perks of using Pink Dino to watch adult content does not stop there, though. The videos also look great: the window fits nicely on the screen so even when you’re not watching in full screen you do not have to squint to see the females that you want to telepathically praise. And when you put it in full screen? The video nicely conforms to the rest of the screen so there’s no stretching, pixelation, or anything that would take away from the majesty of Earth’s most beautiful creatures.
At least a few million videos
If you want to go to the place where there are a ton of videos, you’re going to be pleased with what you find at Pink Dino! Although I am unsure of the actual number of videos on Pink Dino, I counted over 100 videos on each page. With Pink Dino boasting over 57,500 pages of content (and that number seems to be growing) you’re going to have access to a cool few million videos. On par with other porn aggregators, you are undoubtedly going to have more than enough beauties to uplift for years to come.
Suggested live streaming cam girls at the bottom of each video
What an out of place thing to link! Yet, on Pink Dino it just seems to work. If you want a little change of pace from uplifting beautiful ladies from the millions of adult videos on Pink Dino and want to uplift someone in real-time, Pink Dino links to live streaming ladies under each video you are watching. You cannot chat or even tip as it’s solely a live stream, but if you don’t want to leave Pink Dino and want to pretend that this lovely lady is putting a show on just for you then you can certainly do it. Most of the females seem to be performing on Chaturbate so at least you know you’re not getting fake videos pretending to be live streams. It's out of place, but still a nice touch nonetheless.
Tags take up way too much real estate space
What is it about some porn aggregators doing this? Pink Dino is the latest guilty party; for the things they do right, they’ve seriously blundered on integrating tags into their site. Although the thumbnails are attractive and eye-catching, the second thing you will notice is just how bad the tags look. They don’t wrap, they push the video listings down, and this causes too much white space between video listings. It looks as if some dummy in a basic high school HTML class tried to add tags to a site, couldn’t figure out how to make them uniform, then stormed out, left, and took the F.This needs to be fixed immediately. And please, get rid of the blinding white background on Pink Dino. At the very least, give visitors a dark mode.
No categories, only random tags at the top
A porn aggregator must have categories in order to make it easy to find anything. There are millions of videos on Pink Dino: the fact that there are no categories and only random tags at the top is such a detrament to the site that it may just be the only thing a lot of people notice when they visit. It’s a shame because Pink Dino has so much to offer in terms of adult content and how efficiently everything loads. Still, it does not change the fact that they missed the mark on a few key factors. Please fix them now Pink Dino to make uplifting goddesses simple!
No rating or view count in video listings
Although this complaint isn’t a game breaker, it is a missed opportunity to make looking around on Pink Dino simpler. Adding a rating and view count for each video would allow browsers to easily sort the type of adult content they want to look at. I understand there are millions of videos, but if it is possible to label which videos are in HD then it shouldn’t be that big of an issue to show other relevant pieces of information. Although there is fun to be had in looking around blindly, when you have a goal in mind and only want to uplift females that have the newest videos, for example, you can’t do it on Pink Dino and that’s a shame; for all the things Pink Dino does well, these few negatives really bring it down a notch.