Reddit Ass, aka r/Ass! You may not believe me if I told you that I have a vast Equus Asinus collection. For those that don’t 'science,' that is the proper name for a donkey. There are all kinds of breeds of donkeys from all around the world. It has been my goal in life to collect a hair from every breed, and up to this moment, I had collected a fair amount of hairs: five. My research went cold, so I was surprised to see that there was a community of avid donkey lovers that also collected Equus Asinus hairs.I visited Reddit.com/r/Ass thinking that I was finally finding the answer to my collection woes. Boy, was I wrong! This is not a subreddit where one can browse donkey content. Instead, it shows women’s bare anuses! Oh my goodness, my face nearly melted from how much I was blushing! I was not prepared to see these beautiful butts on my screen, but once I did, there was no turning back. I stood up with my erection waving in the air for once, saluting and sending telepathic praises to the creatures that laid before me.Whether you are a total Chad and want to jack that weenie off to the best butts on Reddit or you would prefer to be a more civil male and psychically praise the women in these posts so they can go about their day, I urge you to visit at least once to see if this subreddit is worth hitting that ‘subscribe’ button. It sure as Abraham was for me – will it be for you?
Over 800,000 members
As I browsed the majesty that was Reddit.com/Ass, I quickly discovered why so many people have subscribed to this subreddit. It is because there are over 800,000 subscribed members here. That’s a ton of people! It has more people than most NSFW subreddits have, which is impressive in and of itself. People are drawn here by the content like any NSFW subreddit, but it also helps that Reddit.com/r/Ass was founded a long time ago.2008 to be exact. Back then, Reddit was still in its infancy. It had yet to become one of the top destinations for looking at NSFW content, and the number of people on the entire site dwarfed compared to what it is today. So it’s impressive to note that Reddit.com/r/Ass has been here from the start. It has seen other NSFW subreddits rise and fall like my penis is doing at this very moment. It has been through it all, and the notion that it still has this many members all these years later is a testament to not only the kind of content that you can find on Reddit.com/Ass, but also to the fact that the team moderating the subreddit knows how to stand back and allow the community to do its thing.
Over 50 posts per day
And by the community doing its thing, that has resulted in over 50 posts hitting the subreddit daily. I will say that the 50 post measurement is a bit low. I noticed days where there were close to 100 posts per day, while other days, it landed somewhere in the median of 50 and 100. The number fluctuates day-by-day, but take solace in the fact that the post count will also land between 50 and 100.That’s a lot of bare ass content to consume! Further, none of the content on Reddit.com/r/Ass will make you leap back for a moment and say to yourself, ‘I will send you telepathic confidence, but please put your anus back in your pants.’ All of the content is incredibly sexy and almost too hot to handle. While reviewing the subreddit, I felt that old foe creep back into my mind again and tempted me with these lustful asses.It was the Chad demon! He slipped up my nostril, entered my brain, and started controlling my hand. I felt it unzip my pants, unleash my dingus, and start stroking my erection (mother says it looks like a soft pecker, whatever that means). I tried to hold in my ejaculate by squeezing my thighs together, but it was no use. The ectoplasm shot out like a sex geyser, and the demon made me look down and open my mouth so it would shoot inside of my mouth.I vomited and began rolling around like I had been poisoned! I quickly ran up and told mother what had happened, but she had company. The two drunken old ladies laughed at me and called me a fruiget, then the butcher got out from underneath mother’s side of the table, wiped some gravy off his face, and started motioning to unzip, mouthing, ‘show it.’ I ran to the basement and began uplifting more beautiful creatures on Reddit.com/r/Ass, trying to forget what had just happened…
Amazing amateur asses
If you want to fantasize about being in a relationship with the beautiful anuses you see on a subreddit like Reddit.com/r/Ass, you will love what you find here. The number of stunning creatures that are on display here is second to none. By the time I stopped browsing and uplifting the beauties within, I had nearly convinced myself that I was on the verge of being in a serious relationship with a few of them.
Just think about it, my dear white knights. The lasses that are in this subreddit could be in your own neighborhood. What would you do if the top upvoted girl of the day (more on upvotes and how to sort by those later) actually lived in your neighborhood? What if she was your neighbor, and you got to eye hump that anus every day that you spied on her outside as she walked to the mailbox? If she lived next to ThePornDude, she’d be getting some dick 24/7!That’s the kind of fantasy you can have when you visit a subreddit like Reddit.com/Ass. If I had neighbors that looked like these beautiful gals instead of old farts that haven’t had an anus since before cell phones existed, I would put a spy camera inside of their mailbox so I could zoom in all the way and see up their butthole. Then I would have even more content to use to send them telepathic uplifts and praises, allowing them to go about their day easily and without stress or anxiety!You have to see the amateur anuses here to truly appreciate them. It isn’t all amateur asses, though. There are some professional model anuses on display here as well. They are not as numerous as the amateur content, but you will come across them somewhat regularly. The takeaway is that there are numerous asses of all shapes and sizes on Reddit.com/r/Ass. There is plenty to appreciate and enjoy here, and you will have more than enough new content to consume no matter when you visit!
Sorting options that all Redditors know
Whether you browse Reddit regularly or the only subreddit you have visited is Reddit.com/Ass, the sorting options are always the same. I have said this many times, but the more I think about it, the more it still rings true. Reddit choosing to enforce all subreddits to browse by a certain template makes it super simple to figure out how to use Reddit just from browsing one subreddit. Once you know how to browse the sorting options successfully, chances are you can figure out how to use the rest of them (unless you are a total Chad that thinks with his dingus instead of his brain).If you are unfamiliar with the sorting options or you need a refresher, leave it to your fellow white knight PornGeek (*graciously bows*) to tell you what’s what. Go to the top of the subreddit and look at the following sorting options: hot, new, top, and rising. Hot allows you to sort content by the most engaged and upvoted content of the moment. A post in this section may not have the most upvotes, but because it’s generating the most discussion on that subreddit, this puts it in the upper-echelon of the hot section.Browsing by new shows you the freshest content of the moment. Rising shows you the content that is gaining upvotes and engagement, but it isn’t on the same level as content in the hot section. Top shows you the most upvoted content of today. Notice the drop-down menu on today. Select either now, this hour, today, this week, this month, this year, or all-time to filter the top content by time period. It’s a convenient way to see the most upvoted content per a specific period of time, so try it out!
Reddit.com/r/Ass should not change a thing. There is so much ass content posted regularly and over a thousand people lurking at any given time. It’s popular, it’s growing, and there is always something new to see. They should not change a thing!