Reddit Juicy Asians, aka r/JuicyAsians/! I only share this with members of a specific subreddit, so the fact that I’m telling you my dear friend should make you feel special and welcomed. Every night since I was a wee Porn Geek, I have had the same dream. A thick Asian goddess flies into my bedroom through my Little Rascals window curtains and kisses me on the lips. Then she pulls two juice pouches from her kimono and feeds each drink until I’m close to vomiting. Then I wake up, realizing I’ve been sleeping in a basement my entire life, and none of this will ever come true.Then I visited Reddit.com/JuicyAsians, thinking there’s no way I just found a subreddit featuring beautiful Asians holding juice boxes. I didn’t find that, but when I was browsing by new, the same woman from my dreams was standing there in the same stance as she does every night, staring at me through the monitor. It was as if it was fate that we met, but the post didn’t have a title. When I clicked the comments section, it was gone! I knelt to my knees and screamed in horror, ripping my favorite silk shirt featuring Goku giving Vegeta a bubble bath. Fate had shown its ugly face again, and I pray to God you have better luck on Reddit.com/r/JuicyAsians than I did…
Nearly 600,000 subscribers
If you were hoping to find beautiful Asian goddesses that you can uplift and praise as they deserve, then you are going to be over the moon when you find out how many people subscribe to Reddit.com/JuicyAsians. There are nearly 600,000 subscribers on the subreddit, with a few hundred people online browsing the beautiful content that this sub has to offer. You have to see it to believe the stunning goddesses that are on this subreddit, but seeing is believing. With one visit, you will become convinced that one of these lasses will one day be your wife.At least, that’s what happened to me when I was looking at Reddit.com/r/JuicyAsians. When I was desperate to find the beautiful Asian love of my life that kept entering into my dreams, only for me to find her on this sub and lose her immediately, I found a beauty that was staring into my soul. I looked into her eyes for hours. She told me things I never knew about myself, and as the image continued speaking to me, I felt my penis growing and unzipping my pant’s zipper on its own! Without any control of my hand, it reached into my underwear and began stroking my weenie for me as I stared at the Asian female I knew I would one day marry.And then I orgasmed, blowing my load all over my hands. Mother must have sensed this, because she immediately ran down the stairs and into the basement with a handkerchief, ready to wipe off my semen, so I didn’t get a rash on my pee pee’s head. She licked it clean as she walked up the stairs for the protein, and I stared at my screen for hours talking to the Asian goddesses’ picture, unsure or unclear as to what just happened.
Lots of beauties here!
I have to say, my fellow white knights, staying on Reddit.com/JuicyAsians may just be too much for me to bear. That’s because the content on this subreddit is too…sorry mother, I’m going to use the word – sexy – and apparently, my penis cannot contain itself, nor can my hand keep itself from stroking it. I may have to cut my hand off if I’m going to continue visiting Reddit.com/r/JuicyAsians, but if that’s the price I have to pay to praise and worship sheer perfection telepathically, then it is one that I am willing to pay.As you browse the subreddit and take a look at what it has to offer you, I know that your jaw is going to hit the floor when you look at the variety of GIFs, images, and more that the free tube site has to offer. If you are a fan of Asians sporting big anuses, breast, waists, and generally prefer to look at Asian females that are bigger and wider versus the tiny, petite angels that typically get all of the attention, I urge you to visit this subreddit and marvel in the content that’s on display here.I may need an oxygen mask if I am going to uplift and praise these beauties with even more intensity than I am. They all take my breath away, and if my intuition is not telling me its white lies again, one of them will be my wife in the very near future. It was fate that brought me to Reddit.com/JuicyAsians. But the sheer perfection may end up causing me to have a heart attack in the end.
Useful sorting options every Redditor knows
If you have ever used Reddit, you already know how to use the sorting options available on Reddit.com/r/JuicyAsians. For those that have never used a subreddit before, I don’t want to leave you guys out in the dark! Especially for those that want to uplift and praise the goddesses on this sub and don’t want to miss out because they have never used Reddit before, this is for you!To sort on Reddit.com/r/JuicyAsians, be sure to go to the top of the homepage. Look for the sorting options hot, new, top, and rising. Sorting by hot allows you to look at only the content with the most engagement and upvotes (i.e., the most popular content on the subreddit). Choosing new shows the newest content on the subreddit, so if you want to look at the freshest GIFs, images, etc. this is the sorting option to use.Beyond that, choosing rising will show only the content that is on its way to becoming hot. Think of it as submissions that don’t have nearly as much engagement as the content in hot but are worth browsing anyway if you want to be one of the first to discuss the beauties that are posted in the content. Last, you can even sort the content that has received the most upvotes by choosing top.The great thing about sorting by top is that you can also take advantage of the filtering options that Reddit.com/JuicyAsians provides (as does every other subreddit). After clicking top, choose the drop-down menu labeled today and choose from the following: now, this hour, today, this week, this month, this year, or all time. These filtering options will allow you to see the top posts based on a certain period of time. For example, if you want to see the most upvoted submission of all time, choose top then all time to see the best of the best. Be careful, though: these ladies are so perfect and jaw-dropping, you may fall over from a stroke!
Content posted every hour
If you were worried about Reddit.com/JuicyAsians not having enough content, fear not! Although the amount of content posted to the sub varies widely, I never saw an instance in which there was no post submitted at least once per hour. When I had a dream and asked ThePornDude about it last night, he came to me in my dream and clarified it as well.While I was conducting research and simultaneously praising and sending good vibes to these amazing females, I also noticed that at times, up to six posts were submitted within an hour. Again, the number varies by the time of day on the subreddit, though I think everyone will agree that the amount of content posted will certainly suffice. Although white knights like myself would love to have an endless supply of beautiful females to uplift and praise on this sub, the quantity offered here is more than enough.Whether you were hoping to find Japanese and Korean females to uplift to the amazing Filipinos, Malaysians, and the other exotic lands that Asian goddesses live and call home, juicy and thick Asian females from all walks of life are represented here. Let them know how much you appreciate them by uplifting them and singing their praises telepathically, proving to them that we know what they need best when it comes to white knights and male feminists alike, we know what they need best!
Reddit.com/JuicyAsians features an amazing assortment of thick, Asian females from all over the world. The subreddit should continue doing exactly what it’s doing to ensure people keep visiting the subreddit. Do that, and the subreddit will continue seeing mounds of posts submitted to it every day.