TrashyBoners

Reddit Trashy Boners, aka r/TrashyBoners! I will never forget when I saw mother chewing on a rib bone while smoking a cigarette and taking shots of liquor in-between swallows, screaming at a classmate across the street to come over later so he can inspect her, ‘furry beaver.’ At the time, I thought mother was hiding more pets from me, but I’ve come to realize that mother wanted him to give her a pap smear because she was too cheap to go to a real bergina doctor. That still has never made sense to me, but it made my penis start leaking pre-ejaculate for some bizarre reason.The same thing began to happen when I visited Reddit.com/TrashyBoners. I had to change my underwear, and I got flashbacks to mother showing her puss to a distant cousin at a reunion, asking him to see if it tastes like cancer. What is wrong with my penis? I have to get these thoughts out of my head.Come now, friend. Visit this subreddit with me and let us proverbially hold hands together and send positive vibes and uplifting thoughts telepathically like the white knights we are! They deserve our praises, and I cannot wait to send them!

Over 570,000 members

When I first visited Reddit.com/r/TrashyBoners, I discovered that there were over 570,000 members online at any given moment. Holy poop! And here I was bragging to my hentai doll the other day how some of my anime subreddits that I frequent recently crossed over into the 100,000 members range!This subreddit has also been around since 2014, so it is not like it’s one of those old school subreddits that have been around for the majority of the time that Reddit has existed. It’s an impressive number given that it has grown in such a small amount of time. If I were the mods here, I would be patting myself on the back and giving myself a birthday party every day! I would feel amazing!What is more amazing than not feeling like total garbage all the time is the fact that Reddit.com/TrashyBoners had over 1000 members online when I was reviewing this subreddit! There was a moment when it almost reached 1.5-thousand members online altogether! That is an incredible number and one that is enough to make you want to jump for joy if you are the mods of this subreddit.As anyone can see, this is an insanely popular subreddit that people flock to all the freaking time! Therefore, it is ripe for uplifting these beautiful women that are on the subreddit. Especially a few of those that are hanging out with the trashy kind of men that ladies’ mothers warned them about.You have to see some of these dinguses! One guy was eating another woman out (sorry for the vulgarity mother!) in a fast food booth only to get his anus kicked by two men who did not want him getting bergina juice on the particleboard. Why didn’t these men uplift the woman as she was giving this man the release he needed so he would stop bothering her instead of kicking the dude’s anus? I’ll never understand those of my own sex. Then again, as a white knight and male feminist, I’m bred from a higher caliber, so I suppose in a way, it isn’t their fault.

My boner is getting confused

When I was browsing this subreddit, I discovered repressed memories that I didn’t know that I had. For example, I saw a GIF of a young lass masturbating on her balcony for the entire street and probably opposite buildings of the street to see. It brought back memories of mother ‘checking’ herself as she would call it on the beach. I was always confused about what she meant by checking it, and why there were always men with cameras photographing her as she ‘checked it.’Come to think of it, we weren’t at a beach at all. This was on another photoshoot with a ton of fake sand on the set. And these weren’t professional photographers, lots of people showed up to photograph – even my uncle. What in the devil was going on?!Ignore all of that, my fellow white knights, I’m riffing aloud. The content on Reddit.com/r/TrashyBoners will make the penis of a Chad grow so hard that they may have to get naked immediately and start stroking themselves. I found the beauties on this site to be jaw-dropping, and I wanted nothing more than to reach out through my monitor, kiss their foreheads, and tell them that they need to reevaluate what they are posting on the Internet.I want to tell them that Chads are jerking to them, some people are laughing at them, and as a male feminist that cares about females being raised up to the level of men, I feel that it is my duty to send telepathic praises to each of them. And so I have been staring and ogling the GIFs and images on Reddit.com/TrashyBoners for hours now, sending psychic praises to the creatures that encompass this sub and make it what it is. But one female sent me a psychic response which floored me as it had never happened before, informing me that I should, quote, ‘mind my own fucking business.’The nerve! Well, I will show her. Oh, believe me, white knights, I will show her.

I’ve never laughed so hard as naked females

As much as I tried to contain the laughter while browsing Reddit.com/r/Trashyboners – as I didn’t want to accidentally send psychic laughter to the beauties that were unintentionally making me laugh – I could not help it. I noticed a woman naked shaking her anus on a hospital bed with an IV in her arm while another female squirted all over a statue of Ben Franklin! When I saw that friends I lost my composure and immediately forwarded it to ThePornDude with the caption, ‘this could be us.’I laughed. And laughed. Oh my goodness, friends, I fell off of my chair; luckily, my newest hentai pillow broke my fall. I urinated in my pants, defecated in my underwear, and mother came down to investigate the smell almost immediately. I didn’t care, though. I could not stop laughing as I rolled in the floor uncontrollably as mother tried to strip me down so she could scrub my undies.You too, are going to laugh, friends. And do not feel bad about it either my fellow white knights! Send telepathic vibes to every female you see while you are laughing and giggling uncontrollably. They’re going to love that and will be pleased to know that you found their content so hilarious as much as they probably do.

Only a few posts per day

If you were hoping to see more GIFs of a female squirting on Ben Franklin’s body on Reddit.com/r/TrashyBoners, you are probably going to have a bad time. There is content posted every day, but the problem is that there are only a few posts submitted daily. There are almost always less than 10, but some days there are less than six posts. It depends on how many people feel like submitting content as with all subreddits.The good news is that there are never days when there isn’t any content posted, period. To that end, Reddit.com/TrashyBoners is better than some NSFW subreddits that barely have any content posted regularly. Still, after seeing some of these insane and confused-boners that the GIFs and images showcase, you’re going to want more as I do.

Sorting options you know

One of the things I love the most about Reddit is that when you know how to use one subreddit, you know how to use them all. That’s the case on Reddit.com/TrashyBoners as well. If you have used Reddit, you already know how to browse the sub.That also applies to the sorting and filtering options. At the top of the page, look for the options hot, new, top, and rising. These options are all self-explanatory, though I urge you to check out top to take advantage of the filtering options. Choose top and select the drop-down menu to filter content by time. Users can choose between now, today, this week, this month, this year, or all time. I urge you to use this option because it conveniently shows the most popular content of a certain time period. If you want to uplift beauties and praise them based on the most popular content on Reddit.com/TrashyBoners, this is the sorting option for you!

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Reddit.com/r/TrashyBoners has amazing, one-of-a-kind content that will make you laugh and may even turn you on. It’s awesome content but there needs to be more consistently posted content throughout each day. As it stands, there are only a few posts daily.