Xbooru

Boys and girls, you are in for a bit of a pointless internet history lesson. A long ass time ago, the mystical land of Japan discovered that the internet exists. In their infinite wisdom, they transliterated the word “Board” into the Japanese “Booru”, which sounds exactly the fucking same, because it refers to the same damn thing. But you see, the Japs saw that western internet users would hang out on image boards and forums and share content with each other, so naturally, they felt the need to adopt the concept and take it several steps further.One of Japan’s greatest contributions to internet pornography were these aforementioned boorus. These are basically imageboards with very specific features that we’ve come to know and love. So when you visit a booru, you know that certain features are definitely going to be found on the site, and you pretty much know exactly what the layout is going to be.

What the Heck’s a Booru?

By definition, a booru is an image hosting website – extended to support animations, and thanks to the WebM format, videos as well these days. Further, a booru lets anyone and everyone post whatever media they feel like uploading, while also letting uploaders tag their uploads with as many tags as they’d like. Usually, these tags contain information about what can be found within the images.In porn, as you can imagine, the tags cover whether you can expect to find a boy or a girl in the media. Maybe there are several girls, and then the image or video comes with a “lesbian” tag. Maybe it’s an “orgy”. Maybe there’s “double penetration”. Whatever the case, these tags let you quickly find exactly what you’re looking for. It’s almost identical to any other porn sorting method you’ve seen on other sites, but boorus make it much more fun and way more erection inducing.

Tags, Tags, Tags for Miles

The final amazing feature of boorus is that they let you search by tag, filtering the entirety of the website. That means that if a site has over a million posts, you can sort through each and every one of them by tag. Further, when you pick a tag, you see every single post on the site that contains that tag. But the fun doesn’t stop there. Once you lock in a tag and the images and videos show up, the tag bar on the side of the page changes, listing all of the other tags, only among the posts that are currently showing up. From there, you can click one of those other tags for a new search, or click a plus icon next to the tag to add it as a further filter.In other words, if you’re on a porn booru and you look up “women”, you get a dump of every single media containing women. Then, you click “lesbian” and you’re seeing lesbian women. A bit redundant, but bear with me. Let’s say that you notice that there’s now a tag on the side that reads “large asses”. You didn’t think to search that initially and quite frankly you weren’t even sure that there were any lesbians with large asses on the site, but now you know for sure. You add that final tag and bam, you’ve got a dump of porn media featuring exactly what you were looking for, perfectly narrowed down for your jacking pleasure. This is what we call the narrow down approach. It’s fun as hell, but it’s also really fast, because you arrive at your destination pretty much immediately, and you can’t go far from there.

A Wild Boner Rollercoaster

The other way to enjoy the majestic design of the booru is to perform what I like to call the bunny hop. Basically, you open up one single image or video that catches your eye. Say there’s an animation of a cartoon character fucking his stepsister or some shit. Or maybe you see a gif of some pornstar sucking dick and you feel it really gets the blood pumping. You click it, you jack it, and then you click one of the tags that refer to that image specifically. Then you arrive at another image, click another tag, and so on. I like to do this whenever I’m on a booru site because it keeps the content fresh and the boner hard. And it also lends itself to some really random porn sequences.Say you start with a short clip of Asa Akira doing some anal penetration. From there, you move on to anal. From anal, you get to a clip of Japanese girls shoving tentacles up their poopers. From the tentacles, you move on to seafood, to a clip of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid fucking Ariel, from Ariel to Cartoons, from Cartoons to Rule 34, from Rule 34 to Overwatch and from Overwatch to guns. Just like that you’ve gone from an Asa Akira clip to a very high resolution image of a Glock fucking a Beretta. Why? Who knows. But I’ll guarantee it’ll be the most unique wank you’ve ever had.This approach is perfect for losers like myself who can’t even decide what they want to jack off to. As I grapple my 2-incher and stare blankly into my CRT, feeling it burn my corneas ever so slightly, I am haunted by visions of ThePornDude. I’m sure he never has problems deciding what to watch. He’s the type of decisive fellow who always knows exactly what he wants. Me? I bunny hop on boorus.

XBooru? More like Best Booru

Normally in my reviews I spend most of my time talking about the actual site I’m reviewing rather than the category it falls under and I hope to remedy that at this point by saying that XBooru is exactly the fucking same like every other booru out there except it’s hands down the best porn booru that’s ever existed and that’s just a fact.All boorus function the same, but they differ in content. They’re community-driven, so you need to know the best place to look for good smut. Well, XBooru is that place. This website has been growing consistently for so many years that I’ve completely lost track of the sheer volume of pornographic content they’ve got on here. And since the advent of WebM videos, the place is exploding with smut. The mind boggles at the literal hundreds of thousands of porn images and videos they’ve got on here, and exploring every single tag is quite literally impossible.You don’t have to know what you’re looking for, but there’s no way in hell you’re ever going to see everything they have to offer. This is awesome because it essentially guarantees that you’re never going to see the same thing twice, unless you flat out go out of your way to write in that specific tag.And as an added bonus, XBooru users are encouraged to tag their images with unique tag types like the featured individual. In other words, even though there are tags for literally every property of the image or video, there’s an additional option for tags that are specifically reserved to tell you exactly who it is you are jacking off to. Naturally, if the uploader doesn’t know the person in the clip or image, they won’t tag the person, but if they do, by golly you’re going to have a great time if you find a girl you really like.Gone are the days when you have to write “Name!?” and “Sauce!?!?” in the comments section. The tag has you covered. And because the tags are universal and not user-specific, thousands of users can upload millions of pictures of the exact same person if they want to, without ever communicating with each other. So if you find some random ass camwhore that was only online once, seven years ago, but she managed to get her online ID across, or the web gave her a nickname, you can certainly find more smut under her personal tag. It’s great if you’re the kind of loser like myself who likes developing virtual crushes on women he’s never met. It’s fun to dream.So if you’re a man under or over the age of 25 and you like to jack off, you will never be bored on XBooru. Your erection will go strong because your smut will always link to more similar smut. And hey, if you’re the type of guy who knows exactly what he wants, and you’re super specific, that works too. Simply type in your 1001 tags and find the one piece of content on the web that fits your stringent criteria, graciously provided by XBooru.