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The internet can be both a blessing and a curse depending on how you use it and what you use it for – in my case, I started off using the internet to play various online games like Neopets, Runescape and eventually harder ones like World of Warcraft and League of Legends. I still play all of those games to this day, but one thing I didn’t do back when I was 8 years old was watch pornography, in fact, I was never into pornography before that one fateful day in the 8th grade when I suddenly decided to check out what ‘RedTube’ was in the school library.

I walked inside during lunchtime while the library was empty and I decided to use one of the school computers to access ‘RedTube’ – I could’ve done this at home of course, but the idea of using a school computer was just much more exciting and adrenaline-inducing. I got on RedTube, started jerking off and just as I reached climax the school librarian walked in. A few hours later, the whole school knew about it, and that’s how I was both blessed and cursed by the internet at the same time.

Ever since then, I never stopped watching porn on the internet, and I did it on a daily basis too. I even started stealing my mom’s credit card in order to buy premium memberships for various online sites (sometimes I used her credit card to buy myself an in-game World of Warcraft item or League of Legend skin). She eventually found out of the course decided to permanently block all pornographic sites from opening on my home WiFi by consulting with my local ISP, and her boyfriend also beat me about it a few times but they could never stop my thirst for porn. I was so dang crafty I sent an email to my local ISP in my mom’s name with all her credentials (which I found out after snooping through her purse) and made them unblock all the porn sites, unbeknownst to my mom.

Long story short, I’ve been watching porn on my PC for about 8 years now without my mom knowing at all, and even though I’m in my mid-early 20s and unemployed, I still think that I deserved that victory. If only I knew about sites like Uploaded back then, I would’ve been able to download porn directly to my PC’s hard drive and wouldn’t have had to access the internet in order to treat myself to a quality fap. Uploaded is one of many direct-download websites that let you download just about anything and everything (so long as it’s stored on their database). However, you should know that this site can’t be used by just any free visitor…

Disclaimer: This is NOT a free site

Yep. This isn’t a free website – now I personally only make around $150-200$ per month, and all that money is given to me by my mother, so I can’t say that I’m wealthy enough to afford this website unless I decide to save up and not buy any in-game items or porn website subscriptions for at least a few months. But if you happen to be one of the many privileged people who happen to be raised in families that experience a sizeable economic surplus, or are an individual who decides to slave away hours of your day in order to feed the Western capitalist machine, or just happen to have a lot of money like the Porn Dude, then you can certainly afford a paying subscription for this site. The price range is as follows: 5 euros for 48 hours, 10 euros for a month, 25 euros for 3 months, 40 euros for 6 months, 70 euros for a year and 100 euros for two years. Each membership regardless of the tariff will give you unlimited storage of any and all files that you upload, full downloading speed, direct ad-free downloads, parallel downloads allowing you to download more than one file without restrictions and so on. This, of course, means that you’ll get to enjoy an unlimited amount of downloads for XXX content if you decide to pay this site any sum of money of a membership fee, which brings me to my next point…

But if You Can Fork Up the Cash, You get a Lot of Free Porn to Download

Let’s say you pay 10 euros for a full month’s membership – this lets you enjoy an unlimited amount of downloads, and you get to keep everything you download on your PC forever. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to pay 10 euros for a month-long membership – even if you’re always borderline broke like I am. I mean I could probably put 10 euros aside from my mom’s next allowance and proceed to use the month-long membership I buy with them to download a seemingly unlimited, vast amount of porn which I could fap to for at least a few months. It might just be worth it, besides, there are plenty of different kinds of porn here on Uploaded…

Including Professionally-Made Porn…

HD porn is my favorite kind, and you can bet 10 euros or more that there’s plenty of it here on this site – the content here on Uploaded is pretty much restricted to whatever its users have uploaded on it, and seeing as how professionally-made pornography is the most widespread format of porn, it’s safe to say that there’s plenty of it here. But that doesn’t mean that there’s no amateur stuff either…

Amateur Stuff…

If you actually have an active or semi-active sex life and have actually had intercourse before in your life then you can probably enjoy amateur-made pornography much more than I can since you have a mental reference point for it when fapping to it. I can’t say that I’m that big of a fan of amateur porn, but I know that plenty of people who like to fap regularly are, and I’m certain that there are plenty of amateur stuff on this site – I mean someone out there had to have recorded themselves having sex with their girlfriend or a certain hooker and proceeded to upload the footage on this site, right?

And Even Hentai!

Oh yeah, there’s always Hentai on these file-sharing sites. Even the premium ones like this one, which is a little surprising seeing as how most Hentai fans don’t typically focus on their work lives that much and tend to not make enough money to afford these paying memberships. But in any case, if you’re a lover of finely drawn Japanese porn cartoons like I am then you should definitely check this site out because the users have uploaded plenty of it that can be downloaded by paying members.

Nothing Here is Instantly Accessible Though

This is one thing you should keep in mind if planning on checking this site out for a fap or two – there is no porn here that you can find instantly, so if you’re in heat and need to relieve yourself of some stress quickly you’d best look on porntube-style websites like PornHub and whatnot because this site is all about those direct downloads. You won’t find porn here instantaneously in any case, so this site is best used as a means of downloading XXX content when preparing to fap at a later time.