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Hello my fellow porn explorers, and welcome back. Today, I have something special for all of you book worms out there. If you like to read, but you also like to move your hand on your pp up and down while holding it tightly, then you'll be amazed by this. Because I, PornGeek (your host), will show you a great site called StoriesOnline.net that has tens of thousands of erotic stories just ready and available for you to read them all. ThePornDude would probably laugh at me right now for doing this intro like I'm on a baseball game, but sometimes I like to bring in a little bit of drama. That's just the way it is. Anyway, instead of dragging this intro until it's no longer funny, let's dive right into this, and I'll give you some exciting and highly valuable info. Thank you for reading this in advance!

Homepage

What I don't like is how the homepage on StoriesOnline.net looks weird. It has like this little board with what you can find on the site, and a short description of it, but other than that it's empty. It's not even the worst part of it! The worst part is that the emptiness is filled with this red color that has a bloody shade. So, instead of making your story-based site look like a library or something classy, you intentionally choose to make it look like a Muslim shack where older men lure in young adults for sexual and violent purposes. Or, you could say that this site looks like my face after every single PE class in high school — red from blood and pimples. Anyways, you can get a short tour around the site, because they offer that. You know, without registering. They also have some categories down there that you can explore, but I think that it would be safer for you to take the tour first.

Navigation and what the site has to offer

Navigation here is probably the most enjoyable part because StoriesOnline.net made it pretty simple. There are no bullshit options that you're never going to use and that annoy you. For example, if you click on the tour button, it redirects you to the same site, but you suddenly have more options, more considerable browsing freedom, and the site also looks different. So I guess a homepage is just a tool for everything else that's about to come. Same as me. Even when I make a new friend, they always use me for my writing skills (to write their exams), and then they leave me and mock me behind my back. I fucking hate it! That's why I don't even go outside anymore. Instead, I just stay in my house and write this shit before sampling the material myself. Unfortunately, my reading skills suck. I can read, but my brain is so fried from porn that I can't concentrate for longer than roughly three to four minutes. So yeah, you can just take the tour and relocate there, to become familiar with the site. There is also showcased content on StoriesOnline.net for you to sample, simple as that. And then, when you click on that, you get like a collection of their very best stories and authors that you will for sure enjoy. Somebody (if I even have any fans), could maybe do the same thing with these reviews. If I'm already spilling out details of my life and soul on here, the least you could do is maybe make a little tribute. It would make me feel better, and I wouldn't be thinking about jumping off a bridge for probably like a week or so. So yeah. But don't listen to me, sample the content, and enjoy it. If you were to listen to every single word that I say, your porn-enjoying experience would probably suck, and you would find me and beat me in real life. That's why I'm just going to keep my mouth shut for now, and let you read these stories. The other things that you can find on StoriesOnline.net mostly consist of logging in options, or posting your own stories, which is cool. You can write your shit, and post it there for people to see. That's a great option because besides enjoying the porn on its own, you also get the chance to showcase your writing talents and your passion for literature. You know, I used to read heavily, and I used to be passionate about books and poems, but the bullies in my school always called me stuff like 'nerd, faggot, a little bitch,' and it kinda just put me off reading. In fact, every time I grab a book, I almost get like a little seizure, only from remembering those things, which brings me to the next thing that you don't need to remember. And those are the categories since they are perfectly lined down at the bottom of StoriesOnline.net. Just like I was once was, when those same bullies stepped on my chest and fractured three of my ribs.

The perks and the content

If you're looking to find out a little bit about the perks on StoriesOnline.net, and the content in general, we will discuss those now. About the perks, I think that these are already obvious. I mean, because, you know, you get everything for free, even the membership, and you also have the chance to post your own shit. Plus, I don't see any ads here, which is always a great thing. Basically, you can't complain, because they're just shitting out all of this content for free, for you to see, and that's it. The only person who can complain here is me because most of the time, I review porn that you need to pay for, and they don't even offer any free memberships. So in the end, I always end up with blue balls, rolling around on the floor in a fetal position, crying and calling for my mother. So, yeah. And about the content, it is what is it, you know, just stories. Some of them are shorter, and some of them have many chapters, and you can read them all. And keep in mind, not all of these are erotic. They even say that in disclaimers. I guess that they all involve at least some kind of sexual innuendo, but not all of them are heavily pornographic in nature.

The categories or the genres

Since this is literature, after all, they don't call their shit 'categories' here on StoriesOnline.net. They divide it into genres, which is super cool. What's my genre? Sob stories? Erotic & pathetic? I don't know. But yeah, they divide it by genres, and you can simply choose what you want to see with no restraints whatsoever. For example, I clicked on the 'mystery' genre, and a shit load of stories just came out, flying my way, and that's it. If you want to read these stories thoroughly, you have to register. Or you can apply for a temporary pass without logging in, which lets you read three stories in twenty-four hours, and that's it. Simple as that. The content is good, the genres are fresh, everything is super organized, and they're fair with their shit. You know what you're getting, basically. Same with me, you know, I know what I'm getting into whenever I put my nose out of my room. Just a whole lotta insults, punches, and liquids. I say liquids because my father spits on my mother and me when he's drunk and disappointed at what we've become.

Registration and conclusion

As I've previously said, the site lets you join for free. If you want to do that, click on the register option. The first thing that you can see before you register is precisely what the StoriesOnline.net has in store for its future members. First of all, you get over thirty-three thousand stories (FOR FREE), and you get to browse with the pain in the ass that's known better as the ads. Next up you get no spamming, no tracking and saving info, no sharing of the info, and everything else that goes into that package. Just total discreetness, and that's it. About the process of registering, just type in your email and wait for your joining invitation to come. All in all, this is a great and honest site, and I will visit it in the future again. Maybe after some therapy, when I actually make some progress and condition my brain to be able to read for longer than fifteen seconds again, you know. Unlike ThePornDude, who's brain is still sharp as ever, mine isn't, so I have to do some work on it. Anyways, this was PornGeek, I hope you have a good day, and leave me alone from now on, okay? Please?