SpankWire

Spank Wire! Woah, guys, I can’t believe what kind of site I just found. This place is absolutely amazing for Geeks like me and I’ll tell you why in a second. First of all, I have to tell you what this site is called, right? It’s called SpankWire.com and it’s very popular it seems. It even has some other sites in its network and all that. I know that there are people out there who already knew about this site and this network, but I just now found out about it! Of course, I’ll have people emailing me that The Porn Dude did it first and that they already know about this site. Well, I don’t care! I’m going to review this free porn website anyway and there’s nothing you can do about it!

High-quality porn content completely free of charge

The reason I’m so excited about reviewing SpankWire.com in the first place is because of the fact that they serve some really high-quality content on here. Not only do they serve high-quality content, but they also seem to have it all on here for free. No premium bullshit, no payment cards needed, nothing. Heck, you don’t even need an account! That’s good cause I don’t want anyone to know that I’m Porn Geek and all that. If you ask me, I’m actually kind of sad that I’ve garnered such a reputation as a useless nerd. But what can I say? There’s just nothing I can do about that at the moment so I’m going with the flow at this point in time.

Listen, I might be a sad man, but at least I get to watch all of these hot free exclusive videos on SpankWire.com. They got ripped off of premium sites and uploaded to SpankWire.com just for me to enjoy them! I mean, this is as close as I’ll ever get to actually fuckin a woman, so I have to be insanely grateful that SpankWire.com is giving me this kind of opportunity. If you ask me, I should be kissing their feet by now. But hey, we’re not here for any kind of foot fetish, and I’m sure you’ve had enough of my self-pity so I think it’s time to move onto what this place is all about and what you can expect in terms of content on SpankWire.com. Can you expect to get a lot of new content? Can you expect to get high-quality content? All those questions will be answered, so don’t worry!

Tens of thousands of videos to check out and watch

First of all, the number of videos on SpankWire.com is absolutely insane. We’re not talking about videos in the hundreds here, not even in the thousands. There are literally tens of thousands of videos for you to check out on SpankWire.com. Say what you want about any website, but when they’re offering more than 42,500 videos for free, then you’re just obligated to check this place out. I mean, you’re not obligated, but if you don’t then you’ll feel like shit. I once missed out on a free porn site that offered premium porn and I forgot about the domain name afterwards and I ended up spending the next week locked up in my room, hugging a body pillow and crying my eyes out.

So, don’t throw away a gift like this one. SpankWire.com might just be what you needed to bring that masturbation game of yours to the next level. This isn’t something that you’ll notice straight-away, but as you browse through the many tens of thousands of videos then you’ll definitely start to pick up on a trend. Not to mention that there’s a little bit of something for everyone’s taste on SpankWire.com. I like to go to the category section and pick out my favorite genre when I’m feeling frisky and there are literally thousands of videos waiting for me in pretty much every category.

Genres and categories to suit everyone’s tastes and needs

But let’s not just talk about the categories. I know that the genre is important when it comes to porn, but what’s even more important has to be the quality of the videos. Let’s be honest, if you’re watching a potato cam video, then you’ll have a hard time discerning the pixels apart from each other, let alone cumming. I know that it can be a vexing task to look for sites that have premium content with a high-quality resolution for free, but I think that I’ve found it with SpankWire.com. This place has some of the best quality that you’ll find online for absolutely free. This means videos in variable resolutions as well as some other things that you’ll notice which are going to make your experience that much better.

However, there are some videos on SpankWire.com which are just shit as well. I mean, it’s not surprising when you have tens of thousands of videos that some of them are going to be absolute garbage. I just wish that this wasn’t so prevalent here, yet there seem to be some users who think that their phone footage of fucking a fat black chick is going to make anyone cum. Well, guess what bub, it’s not. Nobody likes looking at these fat monsters that you’re fucking after you picked them up on tinder. I like me some slender cuties that I can fuck and cum inside afterwards. Alright, maybe that’s just a hypothetical seeing as how I’ve never fucked a chick in my entire life, but still… Let’s move on!

Mostly fantastic user interface, but the ads ruin it a bit

There’s much to be said about the design and user interface of SpankWire.com. This place has a pretty modern user interface and the graphics just speak for themselves when you see them on here. I like the way the place looks, but there’s a problem that I have with it too. Mainly I have a problem with how the videos are sorted as you browse through a page of porn. There are so many huge ads on the video page that you’re going to have to zig-zag your mouse around the screen just to be able to hover over all the thumbnails. At one point in time the ad is on the right side, then it’s on the left side, and it’s just so hard to keep track of things like that.

Other than that, I like most of the other features. For example, they have a dark mode! You guys know that I love a good dark mode so that I don’t have to gauge my eyes out when I’m watching porn in a dark room. It’s hard when you wear nerdy glasses like mine. The light gets reflected and then it gets all fucked up and then my eyes get tired and so on. SpankWire.com solves that problem for me by offering a great dark mode that darkens the background and all the other colors too.

Some really cool features that you’ll appreciate a lot

The dark mode isn’t the only feature which I like on here either. There is a very important distinction between checking out straight, gay, and tranny porn on SpankWire.com. You can change this setting by clicking on a link in the top right corner. I like to switch things to gay mode every once in a while. I mean it’s not gay unless I’m getting penetrated. Besides, I think I have a bigger shot to get laid by a guy than by a chick. And who knows, I might even like getting boned from behind. I haven’t tried it with a real person yet so who knows.

I mean, I’ve tried it with a dildo, and it hurt, but I guess I just have to get used to it. And if I don’t want to get fucked by a guy, then I can check out the trannies instead! At least then the tranny has tits while also having a cock. So, as I’ve already said, there’s a little bit of everything on SpankWire.com. A little bit of something or everyone. Every taste, every genre, every niche, it’s all covered with high-quality content, and it’s all here waiting for you on SpankWire.com. Since you can watch all the content for free on SpankWire.com, then I suggest that you check it out right now!