Mio Hentai! I watch so much hentai that I dream of it. I dream that I’m surrounded by cute drawn hotties with perky little boobs and delicate, lavender-smelling feet. Just last night I dreamt that I was surrounded by a class full of kinky lollies who wanted to jerk me off. That must be exactly what heaven is like. My other favorite dreams are where I have a hentai waifu as a girlfriend and get to watch her have sex with another guy. I know people make fun of cucks all the time, but is it so bad? I have a wet dream every time that happens, though I sometimes end up paying more attention to the guy than her. I pretend he’s ThePornDude and he’s finally showing me all of his tricks. Just watching him thrust back and forth into her gets me so...uh, nevermind.Let’s talk about hentai. Miohentai.com to be specific. This is a completely free site dedicated to letting you stream all sorts of hentai. They have uncensored, censored, 3D, and many other categories that we will get into shortly. The site has only been around since the very end of 2015, but they manage to bring in a respectable 3.5 million visitors to the site every single month. With how many hentai sites there are out there, bringing in that many visitors is no minor accomplishment.
Dark Site Theme and a Simple Design Makes Nightbrowsing Easy
The site has a quality dark theme that is easy on the eyes, and they even have a cute little chibi babe up top as their logo. They’re off to a good start with the dark theme and mascot. That’s already leagues more than most other hentai sites do. You’ll notice a header up top with options for “Home, Hentai List, Categories, Top Rated Hentai, Ecchi Pics, FAQ, Contact, and Hentai Porn Sites.”I love me some ecchi romance, so I clicked on that immediately! But it only took me to some broken Facebook link. That’s weird that it would take me to Facebook in the first place. I wonder what was there. I hope nothing skims my login and starts posting ecchi on my profile. That would ruin the flow of all the other hentai ladies I post on there. The contact and FAQ pages are your standard pages with tips and tricks for navigating the site.I was also excited to see that there was a link to even more hentai porn sites. I’m constantly looking for new sites to rub myself raw to...and, of course, it had to be a link to ThePornDude.com. Must I always be reminded of my inferiority to that man? He somehow manages to get to everything before I do. It makes me look like some poor copy of him...which I guess some might say I am. But I still don’t need to be reminded of it all the time!
Over 1,500 Full Length Hentai Movies to Fap to!
The categories tab has a drop-down menu for all of their categories that go as follows: Censored, 3D Hentai, Uncensored, English Subbed, and Raw.” There are around 1,500 videos on the site total, so a short category list like this works pretty well for a catalog of this size. They also have a handy tag system on the right side of the page. No matter where you are on the site you can always have that little list with you. Just click on any of the tags in the box and get a curated selection of kinky videos.The hentai list gives you a list of every single hentai series/game/animation on the site from A-Z. It’s good if you know exactly what you’re looking for but that’s about it. And, finally, the top-rated section is just like the home page, except that all of the content is sorted by the highest rated videos on the site. All in all, a decent site setup with a variety of options for getting around. I, of course, immediately clicked on the loli tag and went from there.
Previews Lack Information and You Can’t Download Every Single Video
All of the previews are well organized, but they are okay at best. You get a preview image that shows off the cover image from the hentai movie or a shot from animation/game. Other than that, all you get is a title. No tags, category, video length, upload dates, origin, rating, or anything else at all. You get the rating, release date, origin, and file size when you click over to the actual video, but even that information isn’t standard across all of the videos on the site. I don’t really get why it varies so much between video.In the FAQ this site says that you can download any video on the site for free. That’s not true. It’s like when my mom says she’s taking me out to buy some Cheetos and tricks me into going to the dentist. It’s a blatant bait and switch. You can download a handful of videos on the site, but most of the ones I clicked on didn’t have any sort of download option.
Fast Video Streaming With No Buffering
I even tried switching to some of the other video players, but those just gave me a bunch of pop-up ads. Definitely stick with the default one that loads up so you’re not redirected a bunch of times. And they weren’t even sexy ads like the ones I fap to! They took you to antivirus sites and other sketchy places. At least the regular video player is pretty big, has video quality toggles, and played without buffering. The streaming speed and quality was pretty good on most of the videos I clicked on.
Mobile Site Works But Definitely Has Some Quirks
The mobile site had some wonky design features, but it was usable. The previews are oddly spaced, and there’s some empty space off to the right on most pages. Also, the pop-ups and redirects felt more aggressive. Like one of those cute anime girls who loves to glomp, except these ads weren’t nearly as cute. The videos loaded up okay enough. You can fullscreen them, stream them, and all that other good stuff without any major issues. And the site was scaled well enough so that you didn’t have to zoom in and out to read text or subtitles.
PornGeek’s Favorite Features
I had a few favorite features about Miohentai.com. I liked the little box of handy tags off on the right that follows you as you browse. That way I could always be a single click away from my favorite rape or futa hentai movies. The different categories and pages worked well to organize the decently sized catalog of videos they have on the site. And the ads are kept to a relatively small amount if you stick to the standard video player. You only have to deal with the occasional popup on desktop.
The site needs to be polished and better maintained. It’s like keeping your fursuit brushed and free of any knots...except for one, if you know what I mean. But this site needs a better preview system with more information on each one. Consistency is the main issue for the rest of the site. Some videos can be downloaded while others can’t. Some videos have full descriptions while others have nothing. Some videos play in that ad-free video player while older ones don’t and bombard you with annoying popups. Fix all of that and this site will be on the right track.
PornGeek’s Final Thoughts
Overall, Miohentai.com is a pretty good hentai porn site. They cover all of the important bases. You’ve got uncensored, censored, 3D, raws, and more to fap to. You can download some of the videos on the site for free, but at least you can always count on the fast streaming service. No buffering or any annoying waiting around to fap. The ads can get annoying on mobile, but that’s okay with me. The less money I have to beg my mom for the better. So, go check out these hentai hotties over at Miohentai.com.