Linkifier

I have to admit, I have wasted a lot of time looking for free downloads and then waiting even longer for the long downloads to complete. Sure I have a lot of time in my hands, however, I would rather waste it spilling some actual sperms. You probably can’t relate with having a small cock that goes flaccid after five seconds, but if you did, you would understand the need to get downloads over and done with as fast as possible. I want to bust the nut and get over it so I can go back to contemplating how to score my first ever pussy. Being an ugly fuck, I know a snowball would have a better chance in hell, but whatever.

See, it is embarrassing trying so hard to stroke my worthless tiny prick between my finger and thumb, pretending that it is the size of a real man’s cock. It’s laughable. All I would rather have is pussy, a real woman to allow me to take in the sumptuous wetness between her legs. But that’s a story of another day.

ThePornDude knows a thing or two about providing solutions for desperate porn addicts and for faster, more convenient downloads, he recommended trying one of the numerous multi-host services on the internet. This guy is always right, and I dare not question his judgment. You don’t charm knickers off a nun for being bang average. After some browsing, I bumped into Linkifier.com which promises me that I can download fuck flicks from all file holders with one account and at maximum speeds. This is exactly what I needed! You better take a closer look to see if this justifies my excitement.

File transfers are taken seriously

If you take some time to read the site’s ‘About Us’ page, you will realize they are relatively new in the market, having only made their debut in late 2015. They have a small, yet dynamic group of people with immense knowledge and expertise in the file transfer period. This one certainly inspires confidence. That porn video you are so dying to download? These guys are all about allowing you to access it regardless of where it is hosted. They have a long list of hosting services to ensure you get the file you want wherever and whenever you need it. Even from my mum’s basement, I presume!

A bunch of hosters at your disposal

By now, you know that Linkifier.com allows you to get whatever file you have in mind from a huge number of file streaming and hosting platforms and servers. However, you need to click on the list of supported file hosts to comprehend. I’ll give you a head start; you are looking at 80+ file hosts including youtube.com, mediafire.com, keep2share, fileshark.pl, and openload.co, among others.

Even better, you will also come across the leading players in the porn industry, including pornhub.com, redtube.com, youjizz.com, and tube8.com, to name but a few. I better free up space in my hard drive because after I’m done here, I’m embarking on a marathon porn download. I’m building my stash for the next 365 days. No kidding. All those women who’ve rejected me can give their pussies to stallions like ThePornDude for all I care. I’m almost invisible to them anyway.

Plenty of love for the premium package

Going premium allows you access to all the major file hosting platforms, and it comes with a few discounts and promotions you might be interested in. Even better, the good folks at Linkifier.com have teamed up with the best download managers to ensure you download as smoothly as possible. IDM, Mipony, Load, and my absolute favorite JDownloader are all part of the package. The site also promises maximum download speeds which will save you both time and money. I’ve seen speeds of 20MB/s plus which for a pretty impatient person like me, is really incredible.

Speaking of money, you will only part with $10 for a monthly subscription, $27 if you wish to take up the 3-month membership, or $50 for 180 days. Other packages include $85 for a whole year and $150 for 730 days. The offers are quite competitive and considering all the awesomeness that awaits, it’s a no brainer.

Pleasant and easy to use layout

You don’t need to be a computer genius to get in and around Linkifier.com. Even a computer and internet novice will be able to access the site with minimal fuss. Downloading videos is only a matter of copying and pasting the link to the download manager of your choice, and that’s it. How about that for usability? With such convenience, who needs a membership to a bunch of half-ass porn sites when you can access all the content with one Linkifier.com account? I bet no one.

Once you click on the download section, simply insert the links and get busy. You can even put more than one file at once. If the file you are looking to download has multiple parts, they will be immaculately arranged from the first to the last. Below the files, there is a green button that prompts you to ‘generate links.’ I wish my life would be half as immaculate!

Information about the file hosts is also available. It includes details about the daily download limits (if there are any). Like you will notice, some of the hosts are generous while others slap you with a daily limit of 2GB which is a load of bull**** if you ask me. The best part is you have multiple file hosts to pick from, so, this should not be an issue worth bitching about. In any case, some like Rapidgator are limited to 5GB per day, which is still loads of smut to download. No matter what time of the day you get horny (basically all the time for me), you can download steamy smut to your PC at the snap of a finger.

Solid mobile experience

Like I mentioned earlier, Linkifier.com features a smooth, easy to use, and straightforward layout. The same can be said of their mobile version, which provides users with an optimal file downloading experience. The site even looks better on the mobile version, which is quite a statement. I rarely venture outside so, I seldom use my mobile devices, but freaks who like downloading crap on the road will have something to work with. I couldn’t have possibly asked for more. ThePornDude was right after all! Not that I doubted his judgment or anything. That’d be blasphemous!

The best of Linkifier.com

Plenty of hosters; what more could you possibly ask for when the site has availed 80+ file hosts at your disposal?

Competitive premium charges; there are several packages to pick from if you want to go premium, but they are all pocket-friendly.

All major download managers; the site has teamed up with all significant download managers which you can all have with a single Linkifier.com subscription.

Maximum download speeds; time is of the essence, a fact that Linkifier.com seems to know too well, allowing you to utilize your maximum speed regardless of where the files are hosted.

The worst of Linkifier.com

Some file hosts have download limits; you will come across some file hosts with a limit of 1GB, but luckily, they are the minority, and the majority have no limits at all.

Have to search your links; the biggest challenge with using Linkifier.com is you need to have the download links to the files you want to download before you can make use of the download services.

Areas of improvement

There is not much to fault the site, to be honest. They allow me to download files faster than I can cum (and I bust a load in a few seconds), they have an easy to use layout and lets me have my way with tens of file hosts. I might be a fat virgin loser, but I don’t need to be unnecessarily negative.

Final word

There is not much more left to say really. With Linkifier.com, there is no need to continue struggling with slow speeds in some mediocre porn tubes when this site guarantees maximum speeds and connects users with over 80 file hosts. It is time for you to take action and accept that the time for change is now. Get those downloads flowing mate!