Blowjobs

Reddit Blowjobs, aka r/Blowjobs! Deep down inside, I have always wondered what it felt like to get a blowjob. My curiosity sprang one Summer morning when I tripped with my dingus hanging out as my cat was eating his breakfast, when my pee-pee slid into his mouth by accident! It accidentally went into the back of his throat a few times until mother pulled me away from the vicious clutches of the cat and saved me from having it eat my weenie off!

Since then, I have always wondered how it would feel to have my penis inside of a real human mouth. I found out what that would look like with a visit to Reddit.com/Blowjob. Hot dog! I never knew it would look like that! Now imagine what that would feel like. Oh my goodness, I think I might splatter some ectoplasm all over the female’s face if one decided to reward me for being such a legendary white knight with a pee-pee suck!

Over 670,000 subscribed members

I don’t know about you friend, but to me, that sounds like a poop load of people to subscribe to one subreddit. When I logged onto the subreddit, I expected to see a lot of people subscribed to the sub – after all, Chads love to have their weenies sucked! When I logged on, though, I wasn’t expecting to see closer to a million subscribed members than not! Wow, oh wow, wow, wow, that is a ton of people!

What made me jump in my chair in shock is how many people were online at any given moment: over 2000! The exact number fluctuated widely: sometimes, it was less than 2000 but on the cusp of being at 2000 simultaneous online members. Other instances, there were well over 2000 online members – sometimes, close to 2.5k! I don’t have to tell you that any subreddit would be envious of those kinds of numbers – even those that are NSFW (Not Safe For Work) subreddits! Reddit.com/Blowjobs has done it, though, and the result is a massive community of likeminded people that are coming together to get off with one another to some of the hottest blowjob content available on the Internet.

I have to say that I was on the fence about staring at blowjob videos for a moment. Sure, I was staring at the beautiful females and praising them internally, marveling at their self-confidence and the skills to tame a man. But as I was watching female after female getting drenched in my praise despite having a giant weenie in their mouths, I started to feel my little penis start to move.

Once again, I was reminded of Mr. Sparkles, the cat that mother, unfortunately, put down after discovering my dingus accidentally in his mouth. I don’t know if it was the thought of the cat or the notion of a living being having my pee-pee in their mouth did something to my pecker, but it immediately became hard, and I felt the need to rip off my pants and start to stroke it. Oh my goodness ThePornDude, is this what it feels like to be you every second of the day? Having an uncontrollable penis that rises and falls with the porn that you watch…what kind of curse from the Devil himself is this?!

Between 1-10 posts per hour

I found myself struggling to toe the line between uplifting the goddesses that have proven themselves to be male whisperers by taming their peckers and struggling to tame my own penis. It was in my hand, and like witchcraft, I found my hand going up and down the shaft as I tried to focus on telepathically uplifting and praising the beauts that were on mother’s smartphone. It was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but by squeezing my testicles between the toilet bowl, I was able to make my hard-on deflate so I could focus on sending psychic praises to every female on Reddit.com/r/Blowjob.

When browsing the subreddit, it became clear that I would have my work cut out for me. There were between 1-10 posts submitted every hour. That number fluctuated like the wild horniness of my pecker, but I found that for the most part, every hour saw between five-to-ten posts submitted. Thus, no matter what time of day you visit Reddit.com/r/Blowjob, chances are you’re going to always find something new and compelling to look at. Regardless of whether you want GIFs, images, or videos, the subreddit has precisely the kind of content you are looking for and especially crave.

What I love the most about the content on Reddit.com/Blowjob is that you can also download most of the content to your device. Since most of the content consists of images and GIFs, saving them to your devices, the cloud, or anywhere else for safekeeping is extremely simple and easy to accomplish. Try it out, and always have a reference that you can point back to of beautiful females that you can uplift and praise wherever you are!

The confidence in these women!

Oh my gracious, I cannot imagine having the cojones to give a male a blowjob on camera, only to have the world watch me as I show off the purest form of my self-confidence. But that is exactly what the beauties have done over at Reddit.com/r/Blowjob. They are there to show ordinary men like me what their true powers consist of.

The fact that these women can tame men just by putting their peckers in their mouths and sucking on them, guiding them, and forcing them to do their bidding like slaves on a ghost ship to Hell is one of the most terrifying things I can imagine. It’s also proof that females are the better sex of the species, so we should all bow down to them and treat them like the owners of men that they are. Browse around Reddit.com/Blowjob, and you will see what I mean!

As you browse the subreddit, you will also realize how amazing the mixture of content is here on the subreddit. With such a hot collection of images, GIFs, and videos, whether you are on Reddit.com/r/Blowjob to uplift and praise the beautiful women that make this subreddit the success that it is or you want to be a total Chad about it and jack off and blow your cum all over the screen onto the girl’s faces, the subreddit has what you are looking for. I hope that if you decide to defile a young lass’s face with your disgusting Chad vomit seed, you will at least send some praises to the beautiful goddess that relieved you because that is the least that she deserves!

Only women giving blowjobs

When I landed on Reddit.com/Blowjobs, the first thing that went through my head was that this might be a subreddit that also shows dudes giving other dudes blowjobs. I was expecting to find a scene similar to the one time I caught the meat man at a Christian single’s retreat with the other men behind a dumpster. Still, I was pleased to know that I would not have to shield my eyes in disgust at another instance of men sucking one another off.

That’s because Reddit.com/r/Blowjob has banned any male blowjob content from infecting the sanctity of the subreddit. Nobody wants to see disgusting smut like that – especially on a NSFW subreddit as mainstream as Reddit.com/r/Blowjob. Thankfully, the mod team knows exactly what the people want, and that’s why they have banned such vomit-worthy content from seeping into the subreddit altogether.

So browse with confidence my fellow white knights! You can look around the subreddit fully knowing that you will never run into males sucking each other’s cocks. That would kill the subreddit, and if I saw content like that, I don’t think I could ever stop puking my guts up!

That puts an exclamation mark on what makes Reddit.com/Blowjob so special. The content – as continuous as it is – is always sexy and will make you want to come back for more. You are going to be blown away by what this amazing subreddit has to offer, so browse around the subreddit by male feminist compadres: uplift the beautiful goddesses that you spot on each GIF, image, and video that crops up during your search. Most importantly, be sure to add Reddit.com/r/Blowjob to your bookmarks folder, and never run out of delicious blowjob content ever again. I know I will be visiting to uplift these beautiful females telepathically – will you?

Suggestions:

Reddit.com/Blowjob should continue on the trajectory that it is on. The amount of content that is posted daily is unmatched on most subreddits, and to ensure people keep coming back for more, this amount of content should stay the same day-to-day.