Reddit Trees Gone Wild, aka r/TreesGoneWild! I have to admit something to my white knight allies: I met a man behind the supermarket last night. He unzipped his pants and unveiled one of the biggest packages I have ever seen: pounds and pounds of what mother likes to call the ‘devil’s lettuce.’ When he told me he had some dank green and hot glass pieces with him, I naturally assumed he meant he was selling the all-new, limited edition Swamp Thing figurines that I’ve been trying to get my hands on. But that’s not what he was selling: it was marijuana and a pipe!I had mother’s credit card, so I said, ‘why not?’ I went inside the store, did a chargeback, returned with the cash, and bought a bag and pipe made out of real crystals (or so he said). The man even gave me a lighter to, ‘toke that shit,’ as he put it. I asked him if it would be better to eat it since I don’t like smoke in my lungs, and that’s when he did it: he took a big puff out of his own pipe, open mouth kissed me and slid his tongue down my throat, and spewed the smoke into me.At first, I wanted to scream for the police and tell them that a strange man was mouth raping me. But as I felt the smoke hit me, I immediately didn’t care. I felt completely easy and calm. I tipped my fedora and walked back to mother’s, hoping to ‘hit’ as they call it on my new piece of glass and greenery. I did, and I swear to you all that I found myself sending more telepathic praises than ever before. I even had a star princess float from my ceiling and tell me how much her people appreciated the hard work I was doing.Then she introduced me to Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild. At first, I thought she was showing me a subreddit where trees are becoming self-aware and killing humans since we are cutting so many trees down in the world. But the closer I looked, the more I noticed that ‘trees’ is a nickname the moderators have given for the marijuana.How creative! And the closer I looked, the more I fell in love with the females that grace this sub. The more I stuck around, the more I wanted to meet them in real life.
Over 195,000 subscribers
Who would have thought that so many people would be interested in visiting a NSFW subreddit devoted to beautiful women getting naked while smoking marijuana? I certainly had no idea this would be such a popular niche of pornography, but boy was I wrong! There are over 195,000 subscribers on Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild, with over a hundred online at any given moment!If that sounds like a lot of people for a niche surrounding lovely ladies smoking reefer and getting naughty, that’s because it is! Then again, the official /r/trees subreddit is one of the most massive subs on all of Reddit anyway, so it seems natural that a sub devoted to the combination of marijuana and titties would be popular as well. Judging by the frequency of how many people visit Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild, it seems that the popularity of marijuana on Reddit knows no bounds.While I was browsing the content that these lovely ladies were submitting to Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild, it was time to take a quick hit of my marijuana. I did not think that it would make so much smoke, but oh boy, was I wrong! When I took my first hit, I was coughing so badly that smoke filled the basement so viciously that my mother immediately ran down to investigate the smell.“You brought Satan's spawn into my home,” she screamed, taking another swig from the whiskey bottle. I told her it isn’t what it looks like, and that this was just expensive basil leaves. She didn’t buy it though: she confiscated my pipe and greenery, and threw me on the ground and spit in my mouth. My mouth! Oh mother, the lows you will stoop to…
Love weed, love nudity?
Then you are going to fall head over heels for Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild. While the combination of the two may not seem sexy, there is something sexy about watching these beauties spread their berginas while straddling a giant bong that makes my dingus do flips in my trousers. For crying out loud, there is something sexy about women smoking to begin with. The fact that they are getting stoned and are much more open to getting nasty with you is merely the icing on that proverbial cake of smutty goodness!Oh, for Heaven’s sake ThePornDude. Look at what I have become! I took one toke of my pipe before mother confiscated it, and already I am talking about how I think that the ladies on Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild are nothing more than bags of meat! Perhaps mother was right: maybe this truly is the devil’s lettuce, and I made a huge mistake buying this bag of debauchery.I felt myself wanting to go upstairs and apologize to mother for bringing such evil into the home. But when I walked into her bedroom, she was smoking my entire stash! Not only that, but the Butcher and his two buddies were all gangbanging her as they took turns inhaling the pipe! The redness of fury came over my eyes, and I ran in there and managed to slide the Butcher’s penis out of mother’s pussy and bite his weenie! He yelped like a little girl, and I took the marijuana and pipe and scurried down to the basement, locking the door and escaping through one of the windows.Then I climbed a tree and began browsing more of Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild while smoking from my new glass piece. Mother just wanted to steal from me. She was lying! I do not say this lightly: I think she’s a thieving bitch.
I felt stoned just looking at these images
As I was sitting in the tree smoking bowl after bowl of mad chronic, I scrolled through the list of beauties that make Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild the amazing place that it is. The more I smoked, the more stoned I became. Eventually, the ladies on the subreddit transformed from looking amazing to downright goddess-like. I felt myself standing up in the tree and saluting them like the spiritual beings I knew they were.You will do the same! No matter if you are smoking while you look at the fine lasses on Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild or scrolling through sober, there is no mistaking that these lovely ladies look sexy posing with marijuana paraphernalia. I will say that looking at the content may make you feel stoned even. I’m not sure how that is possible, but if you have ever had marijuana and you look at the content, look at the eyes of the beauties in the content and see their red eyes, and see the weed they are smoking, you may even be able to smell it and feel stoned as a result.No, there is no science behind this. But it will make you at least feel a little more relaxed. Let us be honest here: these ladies look so relaxed and happy that it’s hard not to feel the same afterward. In a way, their cool vibes and lack of anxiety will make you feel better about yourself no matter what you are going through at the moment. Even if you had to pull a man’s penis you hate out of your mother’s bergina.
New content nearly every hour
None of these amazing things truly matter if the ladies on Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild rarely post new content on the XXX subreddit. Fortunately, there are new posts nearly every hour! The number differs from one hour to the next, but know that there is absolutely something new every day. Moreover, the content is also incredibly sexy. I found myself saluting and sending praise to every female that posted an image on Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild hour while I was sitting in that tree, and I would gladly do the same thing again tomorrow if it meant getting stoned, climbing a tree, and browsing Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild until I fall out and break my sternum.And that actually happened. Old Mrs. McGregor took off her top and exposed her giant, drooping titties. I was in the middle of a toke when I dropped it on my exposed penis, causing the cherry of the bowl to scald by penal head, resulting in me falling out of the tree and breaking a few bones, including my sternum. But I would do it all again if it meant I could see those perfect titties again; if I could browse Reddit.com/TreesGoneWild in peace; if I could enjoy bowl after bowl of the best kush this side of Main Street.
Reddit.com/r/TreesGoneWild is a NSFW subreddit that showcases amateur beauties getting nasty while posing with marijuana paraphernalia. They also smoke it, show off their buds, and show their best assets while proving to the world that eroticism and marijuana truly go hand-in-hand. Unfortunately, there isn’t a verification process for ensuring that the ladies posting content on the subreddit are actually who they say they are.