Thick

Reddit Thick, aka r/Thick! Girls have always looked tempting to me regardless of the fact if they're thin or as the youngsters call it nowadays "thicc." I could go on forever as to why I'll always be a slave to the beauty of women since I am the Porn Geek after all, but for me women are no more than a sexual desire. And since I'm yet to actually bed one (because I'm saving myself for the right one) then I'll just continue to masturbate to pornography every single day. I'd much rather stick to porn than try to expose myself to women out there - besides, the woman I marry will have to have actual elf ears like Arwen from Lord of The Rings does.And if she has to get surgery in order to make actual elf ears for me, then she'll have to pay for it herself since I don't believe in sacrificing my WoW gaming and masturbation time for work just so I can earn a so-called "living." My mother's the one who takes care of that concern anyways, so why bother? But I think if a girl with a ginormous behind like the ones on /r/Thick here were to come up to me, sit on my lap and start grinding - then I think I might just say yes if she were to ask me to marry her midway through the lap dance.But until that happens (if it ever will) then I'll just continue to look for thick women on /r/Thick here - a subreddit that's home to 490 thousand subscribers who all want one thing out of their preferred women of choice: a big ass. We've probably evolved as a species on this planet for some 200,000 years, but even all that time hasn't been long enough to wane human males out of the splendor they feel when they gaze upon a big female ass.It's just no contest really - girls with flat asses never get as much attention and aimless praise as girls with thick asses, and even I as a virgin as well as a veteran porn enthusiast will tell you that's exactly true. That's just how things are, and this subreddit is a total testament to that. Let me walk you through all the finest and not-so-fine features, options and general points regarding /r/Thick here and help you figure out if it's your thing or not.

This Subreddit is Pretty Much All Amateur Hour

In fact, a lot of subreddits are - this is a community that will always encourage OC of every kind, regardless if it's a painting, a collection of data, some meme reference made in real life by some bored roommates or a video of a girl twerking to some violent trap music with a lubed-up cucumber situation into her ass all throughout. There are really a LOT of content creators on this site, and /r/Thick here has tons of amateur girls who have taken pictures of themselves and have decided to put it up online on a portal with millions of visitors. It's awesome really, I mean I'm not one for amateur pornography since it pales in comparison to studio-made stuff (and I can't really relate to it) but that really doesn't apply for some of the women I've seen uploading themselves here. For all it's worth, Reddit will always have the most attractive amateur content creators on its XXX subreddits.

But the Occasional Instagram Star Pops Up

Of course, there are Instagram models peppered all over this subreddit's posts - I mean most of them have amazing booties and are so hot I'd definitely drag my genitals through a mile of glass just to be able to hear them fart from a walkie talkie. /r/Thick here is a subreddit that has lots of great pulls from hot posts these e-starlets make on social media, and plenty of these fine babes are frequently featured on the posts here. Models like Nadine Kerastas, Buishoujomon aka Juliette Michelle, Sommer Ray and so on can be enjoyed quite thoroughly here on /r/Thick. But despite the great asscheeks that get posted here, what's in-between them is rarely ever seen, which brings me to my next point...

And There’s Pretty Much No Actual Vagina in Sight

No matter how many big round plump booties you see on this subreddit, you can't really ever stumble upon an actual bare vagina, to put it bluntly. Not that it's a rule or anything, but the girls here, regardless if they're amateurs or online social media starlets, just don't seem to want to take their thong of. I guess that's because they're trying to make us focus on the actual booty instead of analyzing the labia on the vagina.

And Most of the Content Here is Plain-Old Still Images

I mean when you're dealing with original XXX content on a pornographic subreddit, then you shouldn't really expect to see a lot of content creators going above and beyond. Most of the girls who upload their ass here on /r/Thick aren't really looking for fame - they're probably just stuck inside in quarantined lockdown and are craving a little sexualized male attention (something that I'm sure most women do on a regular basis.) So don't expect any super slow-mo 4000k 2080p booty twerking videos when you're dealing with this site's content creators and content in general, because most of it boils down to a single snapshot taken from a smartphone.

I'm Glad They Banned All The Crossfit Girls Off Here

If you've been searching for Instagram models and fapping to them as I have recently, then you'll know that a lot of them do CrossFit - and they'll never ever stop bragging about it. It gives them the ability to post pictures of their ass without making it the center of attention, because we all know bimbos like this are very prone to posting half-naked pictures of themselves with wholesome, motivational captions on them so they don't end up looking too slutty. With that being said, /r/Thick here has banned all CrossFit-esque content, which is honestly a very good move because literally no one who follows these girls cares about their CrossFit workout regimen.

You Already Know About Reddit's Lack of Content Organization Tools - Or Do You?

Reddit will always be a lovely site to find rare porn on and good OC, but one of the things about it that always irks me is its lack of content organization tools and options. This site is great at promoting a healthy community, great following and quality homemade content above all else, but it still lacks any tags or categories. They should have at least implemented them on only the XXX subreddits, because you can't really find anything specific on them. Sure, there may be a search bar that can be used to search for everything in a specific subreddit or on the whole site - but they only cover post titles. Any search query added to a search bar here will only affect post titles, and that's pretty ineffective when you consider the fact that most of the posts here aren't titled for the purpose of being searched for i.e., there are a lot of vague post titles on all of Reddit, not just /r/Thick here.

The Reddit App Is Just So Great - Even On My Phone

The mobile version of the Reddit website works pretty good on smartphones and small handheld WiFi-enabled digital devices, but the app outshines it in every way. Not only does the Reddit app not take up that much space on your phone, but it can also be opened pretty quickly, even if you're using a low-tier Samsung that's three years old, is sticky and riddled with viruses from unsafe porntube sites, like I am. I guess if I had a brand new iPhone like the Porn Dude has, then sneaking off into my bathroom to quickly masturbate with everyone quarantined at home wouldn't have been as lengthy an affair as it is.