Reddit Straight Girls Playing, aka r/StraightGirlsPlaying! Now, this section of Reddit here brings some bad memories to me. You all remember how girls go to the toilet together, just to snap photos and talk and all that shit. Well, most dudes know about that shit, and they don't give a fuck. That's because they're real alphas, and they know that they'll get some pussy later. I was the only guy who gave a shit about that, and I used to spy on girls whenever they went to pee together. I was hiding in toilet stalls, spying from keyholes, eavesdropping, everything.Unfortunately, some chicks caught me, told the whole football team, and then I got my worst beating ever. I spent two months at the hospital. Unfortunately, I missed my prom night, but maybe it's for the best. I didn't have a partner anyways, and the football team captain told me that he'd break my neck if he sees me getting close to his girlfriend again. And you already know that Stephanie had a fat ass that I couldn't resist.
So, when we're talking about the homepage of this Reddit.com section, then you already know that it's the same goddamn shit every time. It reminds me of my daily routine. Get up sometime around five pm, try to get out of bed, and then look for something to eat. Of course, all I have are stale noodles, rotten vegetables, and some old, dry crackers. I mix all that shit up, and then I wonder why I have diarrhea all the time. Well, hanging on Reddit is the same experience, pretty much. The only difference is that the homepage of Straight Girls Playing is better than all other pages here. Here, for example, you'll find the name of this section and the joining button on the top.Then, on the right side, there's your usual list of rules, descriptions, and, of course, Reddit mods. I mean, I'm not a fucking prize, look at me! I have pimples all over my body, and I shit my pants at least twice a year, I don't know how to talk to anyone except my half-starved dog, and the mailman. But, still, even I'm glad that I don't manage any sections on this website. So, that's pretty much it for the homepage. You get the usual set of buttons and navigation system items, and that's it.
The navigation of the Straight Girls Playing section of Reddit.com isn't complicated at all. And, in all honestly, it's like I'm explaining the same thing over and over again. I remember once when I was in elementary school when I almost managed to fail chemistry. I studied for like six months, did some tasks with the professor, and still couldn't get it right. That poor old woman was gracious, and she gifted me a passing grade, I'll never forget it. But, that felt as dreadful as explaining Reddit to a bunch of potential virgins like myself. So, let's start with the first element, the joining button. When you press this button, you're a member of this place. And that's fucking it! It'll appear in your news feed to bother you, especially when your mom's friends walk in to eat the second cake today like they're not fat enough.
Besides that, you also have shit like those lists that I mentioned. Here, you have the dumbest rule of the century, for example. On Straight Girls Playing, some overly desperate dude like me decided to try and fulfill his fantasy, which is the premise of straight girls being too close together. No lesbians, just straight girls, that's what the rule is. I mean, as you can fucking guess whether chicks are lesbian. I think he said no lesbian sex, but it's not like straight chicks can't play with each other. I witnessed it, and I fucking spied on them. I'm the best dude to ask.And, of course, naturally, a section like this on Reddit is full of mods, at least like ten of them. That means that they've probably met through some porno website, and they started this place out of fun and horny feelings. In the end, the most regular thing here is the description, and that's all you'll need to know. Overall, as much this place evokes bad memories and fractured bones pain for me, I still enjoy this shit very much, probably because my voyeur side rises again or something.
The perks of Straight Girls Playing on this Reddit section are like all other perks online. I mean, you get no ads whatsoever, as well as no sponsors, promotions, sellers, or anything else. That's for political websites, where you have people rooting for China or hating it. Here, in my porno world, we, the losers, like to chase free spaces without complications. That's because I'm that kind of shitty dude that'll develop a porn addiction, and then not even pay for the content. Huh, at least I'm better than my dad, right? He has to spend thousands of dollars a year on his gambling addiction and his pill and drug addictions! What a loser, am I right?But, all jokes aside, I finance my mom's fast food addiction because I'm too much of a pussy to cut her supply. Anyways, back to the content of this Reddit.com section. You get no ads or other promotions, and you don't have to pay for anything. Here, the only thing that you can do is post the content, or admire someone else's photo without any troubles. It's a vast world out there, right? I mean, for everyone but me.
The girls and the content
Like I already told you all a while ago, Straight Girls Playing is about that whole phenomenon where straight women are too close and almost seem like lesbians. But, in the end, they're supposedly straight, and there's nothing you can do about it. I mean, you know that I'm a virgin, and I never even came close to having sex. That's like a God-given answer, and no one indeed assumed otherwise. Believe it or not, I came close to a first kiss a few times when I was in high school. Unfortunately, it always ended with me getting stood up, or some other dude stealing the girl that I wanted to acquire. So, that whole thing is the same as this, only pleasant. Here, you'll see overly close straight women, having fun with each other, in a positive spirit. Also, this place has no guys, which makes me feel safe and taken care of overall.
So, what kind of shit can you find on this Reddit.com section? Well, on this part of Reddit, you'll notice straight girls messing with each other, but that's a vast range of possibilities. For example, you have merely women posing together. Then, you take that one step up and have them try out lingerie together. Next, you know, they're touching each other's titties, and then, in the end, they're cumming over each other. But, no, they're strictly straight and not lesbian at all! I mean, I can sort of, like, put myself in their shoes. People called me a faggot so many times in my life that I'm considering sexual reassignment surgery seriously. I won't do it because I like being a dude, but it's a thought that crosses my mind from time to time.
Registration and conclusion
So, when it comes to registering for this place, there are a few things that you need to know. First of all, you have to think of a creative username. My user on Reddit is MyDickIsLimp37, and I'm proud of it. But, overall, yes, think of a unique username that some other user that didn't claim a while ago. Then, after that, all you need to do is think of a secure password, that'll keep your account safe. In the end, you also need to put in your email, and that's it. Now, you can officially join Straight Girls Playing on Reddit.com, and be a creep like me!All jokes aside, my conclusion about this place is fantastic. You don't see a specific fetish like this every day, so having this slice of heaven, even on Reddit, is useful as hell. If you enjoy straight women teasing each other, then check this fantastic place out. I promise that you'll love it, and that's for sure! And, if you don't, well, too bad, you can't find me and beat me. Suck it, Robert, both you and your football team!