SmutStone

Smut Stone! Anyone with a boring life like me will tell you that they’ve thought at least several times that games are developed at least to help inject some life into theirs. I mean, they are kinda like sent from heaven with all this witty thrill brought about my adventures no matter how unrealistic they are. Say a world's fate being entirely dependent on whether some clueless individual is able to conquer the honey pots between beautiful thighs, fantastic fantasy, right?Well, I for one, don’t even care about whether it’s even logic to my dumb brain cells as long as; I get to dive into the fun whenever and wherever I can. I can remember the first time I came across sex games I was cruising through my favorite website, theporndude.com. And frankly the thought of being able to make cartoon characters fuck sounded pretty thrilling for me.You can even bet I swore to myself that I would explore each of them and wouldn’t play the normal casual shit anymore. This is why my big boy gaming status has brought me down to Smut Stone an extremely fun free hentai card game; one that I will be taking time to tell you all about in my review below.

The game’s basics

Turns out that you don’t have to download the game to be able to play because it is available on their website. Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I wouldn’t want my mum finding a downloaded sex game file in her desktop computer or even my body sister. I mean if you look at it in a way that you will only have a search memory to erase or even nothing for those of us who actually know how to go incognito.Once you load up the site am sure you’ll be greatly impressed by the graphics but before you even start being too engrossed in the magnificence. You should consider signing up for an account since it’s the only way you will be able to play or even pick up from a point you left from each time. The game lets you play out as some dude at a strip club in which a stripper gets stolen by some pig-faced imp that apparently gets laid pretty more often than your lame ass. Now, to stop him, you will have to follow through the imp's guidance throughout all the important aspects of the game.

Gameplay; fuck bitches to make money again and again.

Most importantly, your goal in this game is to explore the land while adding as many hotties to your harem as you can. This is to ensure that you get the best serving of hot babes from the land. Pretty simple, huh? Well, reading instructions isn’t quite fun maybe they should have tried some nasty hottie's voice simulation to guide users through enticing them even deeper into understanding.The game involves going through battle after battle fighting off hotties and forcing them to submit into your harem. Also, the game gives gamers the freedom to modify the cards they have their decks to maximize their attacking power. After the cards lineup, the only other thing that will be left for you to do is to hit fight, which is fairly automatic. And just so you know, it is not going to take lots of brains worth strategy to get through most of the fights. However, each card has sexy designs of yummy sumptuous beauties that continue to shed of outfits into more revealing sexy and seductive wear as you get further into the game.Leveling these cards up gives the girls more health and more power, with each of the players getting three cards on the field. Your sole goal, however, remains trying to defeat the other three cards and then take out your competitor's health bar, which is simply the whole concept by the way. Not all that difficult, right? Defeating opponents will lead to your awarding of coins or cards. To create the strongest desk or should I call it battalion you'll also need to swap the cards in and out diligently or simply line up only the creme of the crop when it comes to selecting and possessing them.

Sex scenes

Well, well, well, this is always the best bit of every sex game; getting to see some pretty lewd erotic scenes or even participate in some heated up sex. This will only happen after you defeat a couple of big bosses in the game and it is only after this that you will come across anything solid. You will also receive a couple of slides, for instance, that of fucking some bootiful hottie in the ass or something along the sensual lines. Unfortunately, the dialog doesn’t get hotter than that. And you can expect lots of dialogues like; “Wrong door” replied with “No, the back door is the correct door.” Frankly, while this is supposed to build up some sexual excitement, I don’t know how asshole or pussy being referred to as a door is dirty or a pervasive language, do you?Even better, you could always fight other players online and participate in tournaments, buy card packs, among other things you would do were it a real card game. The most intriguing factor is that it’s actually free all the way irrespective of the fact that each battle takes a portion of stamina. However, at some point, you will not be able to play unless you use in-game currency to continue meaning that you'll have to earn some.

Tiny Game Player

I don’t know how most of you will perceive this, but the game is small and the player which should be twice it’s regular size isn’t. This is unlike the rest of the page which is taken up by other stuff like Ads. If you asked me, the black page is more eye friendlier than the whitish main page especially when you’re trying to squint at this tiny fucking game player. Also, there isn’t a full-screen option that might make it a little complicated to appreciate the artwork of the busty, armor-clad demon babes.

Mobile Play has hitches

Like I said earlier, this game is based on the internet, which should tell you that it is only available in the desktop version. This means that anyone accessing the game online through their phone will have to rotate their screen. This could be a little troublesome, which is why I would recommend sticking to the desktop version. Even worse is that clicking buttons and logging in is a huge pain disaster on your phone. However, probably a little manageable on a tablet.

The good outweighs the bad

Smut Stone is fun and ultimately fantastic. Also, being a card themed game, it’s pretty easy to come around with a few instructions probably better than any other I have come across. Also, it is absolutely free to play without any hidden micro-transaction fees involved. In addition, there are some pretty awesome sex scenes as well as a workable exciting concept to go along with it. All this plus the good graphics as well as coordinating leading me to believe that irrespective of the fact that there are no solid erotic prizes and no mobile version of it, this game is probably one of the best available.

Recommendation

These folks should consider setting up a larger video player for the game to make it stop appearing too small. Also, the erotic rewards are not as intriguing, which is a bit understandable given the free status of the game. Besides, adding a mobile version of the game, they should consider developing more intriguing, sensual scenes.

Verdict

Smutstone.com is a fun free card play erotic game that’s easy for basically everyone. I am sure gamers, even broke dumb asses like myself, will find it as a brilliant way of passing time. Also, there are no unnecessary hustles of downloading the video, plus the sex scenes available will serve as enough motivation to keep you right on track for even more fun play. Enjoy!