Reddit SluttyConfessions, aka r/SluttyConfessions! When I first heard that there is a NSFW subreddit called Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions, I almost fell back in my chair from disbelief. It seemed like a place where women are urged to be disrespected. I was about to put my Karen hat on and complain to the subreddit moderators, spread rumors about them to other subreddits, and tie that proverbial bow on top of that gripe gift and send a firmly worded letter to the powers that be over all of Reddit. But once I visited the subreddit and saw that men were also confessing to getting all kinds of action and calling themselves sluts in the process, I was perfectly fine with it.Then I began reading the actual confessions posted on Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions, and oh my goodness my friends, I could not believe how intense some of these confessionals actually were! I felt my dingus getting bigger and harder by the minute, and before I knew it, I wanted to go out and about in the real world so I could talk about my own slutty confession on this subreddit. They have inspired me to be nasty as I want to be, and that’s exactly what I am about to do! Wish me luck, my fellow male feminists: this sweet baby boy is about to show his slutty side for the world to see!
Over 320,000 members
It amazes me how many people visit Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions and actually subscribe to this one-of-a-kind NSFW subreddit. There are over 320,000 members subscribed to the sub, but that is not all. In addition, thousands are browsing the sub at any given moment! Yes indeed, it is one thing for a subreddit like Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions to how hundreds of thousands of people subscribed to the sub. But it is an entirely different notion when you discover that a populated subreddit like Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions has this many people visiting the subreddit at all hours of the day.Often, you will only spot a few hundred people on popular NSFW subreddits. That is all fine and well, and it’s pretty par for the course. But the fact that this one has so many people visiting at all hours of the day means that people are not just subscribing to a NSFW subreddit and forgetting about it altogether. Nothing could be further from the truth, as it’s obvious that there is a reason why people are visiting Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions.Don’t think that just because there are thousands of people online visiting the subreddit, they are all people who are actually subscribed to the sub. While I have no way of truly knowing this, it is my guess that a portion of the people visiting the subreddit are here without ever truly subscribing to the sub to begin with. If that does not make any sense to you, have some empathy you gosh darned Chads and consider why some people may be too shy to subscribe!For starters, many people do not want NSFW subreddits visible in their profile. And while a lot of Redditors are more willing to openly subscribe to the ‘gonewild’ subreddits and the like, subscribing to a sub like Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions is a different kind of beast altogether. It’s easy to subscribe to a typical NSFW subreddit since it’s assumed that members either subscribed to the sub to give praise and upliftings to beautiful females or to jerk off to them. When visiting a subreddit that is all about slutty confessions, it’s a lot harder to justify why the person is visiting. It’s also challenging to persuade people that you actually get off to the confessions, not because you enjoy posting your own.
Over 100 submissions per day
No matter if you are visiting Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions because you enjoy looking at the abundance of daily submissions or you want to post your own and ensure it gets lost in the ether, there is always something new to read. I found myself saluting the females that were posting their own sexy confessions, and I have to tell you my dear male feminists: some of these females know how to get dirty!I could not tell when some of the submissions were male, and when some were female. It turns out that when you don’t have images, GIFs, or videos to accompany submissions, the language is all you have to go on. It seems to me that most people seem to want the same dirty things sexually. For example, I found a confession about a MILF that posted an ad where she wanted to watch a college student jerk it in her SUV. And boy oh boy, the college stud delivered the goods, and she creamed in her pantsuit!Or what about the dude that talks about his wife with small tits. He has ‘big tittied gal syndrome’ and cannot help himself with having sex with ladies with big breasts. For some reason, this total Chad has to keep porking ladies with bigger and larger breast sizes. By the time he got to 20, I think he had given the sex to ladies that had to order custom bra sizes.It’s not just a place for straight people to talk about their fantasies or confessions, either. Browsing by new, I found a dude that recently posted a confession about sucking off a 68-year-old man whose cock and balls smelled like a geriatric old man. I know from giving mother her daily sponge baths and smelling down there for the fun of it now and again how rank that smell can be. He admitted that he cannot get the smell off him: if he’s not careful, he’ll never want that old stank off him ever again!
When you get off to reading other people’s confessionals
Now that I knew that writing my own confessional would involve taking a trip to the local nursing home where I could maybe get my genitals wet or allow my tongue to taste some ancient bergina, I hopped the next bus and made my way to the most populated nursing home in my neighborhood. As I rode the bus, I browsed more of the confessionals on Reddit.com/SluttyConfessions and found myself ridiculously aroused.Something is intoxicating about reading what is on the hearts and minds of ordinary people just like you. It’s impossible to know what any of them look like unless they have posted a picture, video, or GIF of themselves on another subreddit in the past. Judging by how intimate and sensitive the material is in most confessions, don’t expect people to post confessions on their own vanilla Reddit accounts unless they are either totally comfortable doing it or they are completely stupid. Still, that’s what makes these confessions so sexy. When they are anonymous by nature, and people are not posting anything that can be tied back to their lives or even their regular Reddit account, people are more than willing to be honest.Are some of the confessions on Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions made up? Who knows. Some confessionals have likely been invented to get some of that sweet, sweet karma. But there is also no way of knowing either, which is part of the fun anyway.No matter if it’s me reading these confessionals, ThePornDude, or one of my many fellow white knights and male feminists that understand the value of a woman in this world: you probably won’t be able to tell the difference between a fake confessional and one that is genuine. To that end, I would suggest that you assume that every submission on Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions is real and genuine.For crying out loud my dear friends: when reading these, they read like they were written from the heart anyway! And you will find mine there somewhere in the mix! After I got off the bus and visited that nursing home, I actually managed to have sex with an 80-something-year-old woman that was convinced I was the ghost of John F. Kennedy. I didn’t tell her any differently because I used my telepathic powers to mind-meld with the former President, use the power of his weenie and melded it with mine, and used both of our psychic abilities to satisfy this old blue hair and make her feel like she was 20 again.Of course, no one believed me on Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessionals. Someone even had the audacity to tell me that ghosts are not real. Well, the joke is on him: I had one inside of me, and together we had sex with an old woman! Visit this amazing subreddit, and you may see me post a ‘part two’ starring JFK’s ghost somewhere down the line!
Reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions is the place to go to read what is intimately on the hearts and minds of Redditors just like you. You won’t find any images, videos, or GIFs on the subreddit, but for those looking for a new kind of NSFW subreddit, none of that matters. If you love the idea of getting off to raw and uncut sexual confessionals without a visual aid, this NSFW subreddit absolutely delivers!