Simps

Reddit Simps, aka r/Simps! I'll admit that I got scared when I looked at this section's name. You all already know what the word 'simp' means right now. So, my feelings are comparable to two things right now. First, visiting those old grandmas who can predict future, and then being freaked out about what you're going to hear. Or trying mushrooms for the first time and not knowing what to expect. Of course, I never tried them because I'm too much of a pussy, and I'm scared of a bad trip. I mean, I got freaked out when I smoked Sativa for the first and only time.Anyways, I got off track. Luckily for me, this section isn't about actual male, beta, fucking awful simps, and instead, it's about something else. If you're ready to plow ahead into this section with me, stay and read the whole thing. It'll be fun to do this together, which is how I imagine it because I'm so lonely in my dark, cold room (they turned off my heat for unpaid bills).

The homepage

The Simps section on Reddit.com is like any other, and there isn't a single visible difference. You have the name of it, and the button for joining, as well as a description. This description is a bit lengthy, which is fucking typical because this a bit of an odd fetish. Besides that, you also have the list of admins, and that's pretty much it. So yeah, exploring this page is like sitting at the hospital with my demented grandpa, and seeing him say his name aloud for the first time. It was unexpected, and it took me by surprise.But still, I was able to recover from it, just like I recovered from my trauma before figuring out that this Reddit section has nothing to do with men like me. Anyways yeah, it's a usual page on this site, and that's pretty much it. So, don't expect anything unusual or extraordinary here, except for the content I won't reveal immediately. Otherwise, I'd lose all my readers, but I bet that I don't have many of them anyway.

Navigation

The navigation system of the Simps Reddit.com section is the same as all others. It reminds me of our family reunions and how my cousins treat me. You see, except for the writing part of my brain, I'm dumb as a brick. So, my older family used to give me sticks and other cheap/natural crap to play with, like those fucking toys that look like tennis rackets with the ball attached with a rope. You already know that you can only do a single thing with those toys, and that's the way this Reddit section functions too. You can only scroll up and down, and press buttons to approve the content. So yeah, it's the same shit repeatedly, and it feels like you're dreaming the same dream for months. So, what elements do you have here? Well, on the Simps Reddit.com subsection, you have the joining button first. Once you press it, the content from this Reddit page will appear to you every time you open Reddit. Besides that, you have a short description of the content here, and that's pretty much it. You have the list of moderators, so you have weirdos who are into all sorts of porn running pages like this one. In the end, you scroll up and down and press the up-vote/down-vote buttons. So yeah, you can just view images, and that's it. The navigation system here is like religion in general. We know that it might exist, but we don't have any proof of it or the usefulness. I became an atheist when I first discovered Rick and Morty, so you know that I'm smart.

The perks

The perks of the Simps Reddit.com section are the same benefits for all Reddit pages. Since this is a famous site, you won't get any annoying shit on it. That means that you won't see any shitty things like ads, sponsors, product promoters, sex toys advertising, or anything else. The only thing that Reddit currently advertises is the Coronavirus subsection, which I fucking hate. I can't forget about it for one fucking second! Jesus Christ, the world is filling me with anxiety right about now. In this section, you also don't have people trying to advertise their OnlyFans or PornHub accounts. Usually, on porn subsections on Reddit, people do that shit. Girls always try to convince you to pay money to see them, which I'll never do. First of all, I can find free porn online, and second, I am too fucking poor to waste money on that shit. I don't have twenty bucks to spare on a new PS controller, let alone a full fucking monthly membership for some hoe's account. Anyways yeah, that's about it as far as the perks go. On the Simps Reddit.com section, you only get fair treatment, fresh content, and that's it.

The content

Well, now, it's time to reveal what the Simps Reddit.com section is about in general. You see, as much as you think you know what a simp is, you don't know. I mean, I fucking am a simp, because I'm always a wimp around women, and I'm trying to manipulate them into being with me emotionally. But, aside from that, there's also another thing related to porn with the same name. A simp, or a Simpson, is the perfect pussy. Do you know those hairless pussies that look like the lips of Homer Simpson? You know, just a cute little slit that you can lick and drool over like a real pervert? Oh, Jesus, I got carried away, sorry! Anyways, that's what a simp is, and you'll love seeing them. This Reddit.com subsection allows you to post both amateur content and the slits of well-known pornstars. Like all Reddit porn sections, Simps eventually grew up to be a pure amateur subsection only. So, you'll see like 99% amateur content. That means that you'll get the chance to admire the pussies of numerous women who have the most adorable cunts ever. I mean, seeing the perfect pussy is like catching a shiny Pokemon in all Pokemon Nintendo games. You love it, admire it, and be obsessed with it, and eventually, you use it all the time. Unfortunately, unlike catching a shiny Pokemon, finding a woman who wants to mate with me is impossible. And trust me, I tried everything. Well, everything except bettering myself enough to attract women. I mean, 2 kg dumbbells would be too hard for me to lift. So yeah, pretty much all pussies on the Simps Reddit.com section are perfect. These are the pussies that all men drool over, and we'd all love to fill them with our sperm. Some will be lucky, and some won't be fortunate enough. Even if you genuinely can't fuck a woman, you can at least still admire her and her perfect Simpson pussy on Reddit. So, keep that in mind and start browsing for images!

Registration and conclusion

If you want to become a member of the Simps subsection of Reddit, you have to register for a Reddit.com account. And, you only need to do three things to do that. First, you need to type in your new username, and it has to be creative. After that, you need to think of an original and a secure password that'll keep your account safe. Otherwise, your dad will break into it, like he figured out my credit card's password and wasted all my money on drugs. In the end, you also need to type in your email, and that's pretty much it. Now, you're a member of the Simps section, and that's it. So, enjoy this place and everything that it has to offer to you. You'll see all the perfect pussies that you want, and that's pretty much it. They're gorgeous, they look juicy, and you can stare at them until your mouth becomes so wet that it dries out. So, give this place a chance, because you're going to love it. It's beautiful, and there's nothing better than a fantastic, wet pussy! So, peace out and start masturbating! I know I will in like three seconds.