Reddit RealAhegao, aka r/RealAhegao! Oh boy, oh boy. I was just done watching my favorite hentai and I came so damn hard when I started thinking: “Man, I wish that there was something like this in real life!” And to my surprise what do I find? That’s right, I find a sub that has real-life ahegao scenes! Don’t know what ahegao means? Don’t worry, my geeky weeb brain will explain everything to you in due time, but for now, just know that it’s like the expression of extreme orgasmic pleasure on a woman’s face that you usually have in hentai where she sticks her tongue out and also rolls her eyes to the back of her head. You know what I mean, right?
Popularized by the one and only Belle Delphine
Anyway, where did I find this real-life ahegao content? Well, on Reddit.com off course! By combining the powers of my extreme geekiness, weeb culture, and fedora tipping Reddit usage, I manage to find the perfect sub to enjoy some IRL hentai scenery! The sub is called /r/realahegao, and it’s just about everything you need if you want to bring hentai into the real world in some sense of that word. You’re going to see girls sticking their tongues out and rolling their eyes to the back of their head in pretty much every post here. And if you’ve never seen this in hentai or in real life, boy are you in for a surprise! I was certainly surprised when I found out about this IRL, but I’m sure you’re gonna be stunned!Now, when it comes to the history of ahegao and why it’s so damn popular these days, I think it has a little bit to do with Belle Delphine. You don’t know who she is? She is a British teen who posts lewds on Snapchat and has a Patreon and all that, but she’s most well known for her meme content that has drawn in a huge crowd of fans who are ready to die for her! Literally! They were buying dirty bath water from her just to drink it or something! I mean, I did it too, but don’t judge me, please! I don’t need more judgement since my parents already hate me. Anyway, Belle really kicked off the ahegao craze!
The most orgasmic female facial expression
She was posting videos of herself doing the facial expression, and soon enough chicks were doing it left and right! It was like heaven on earth for geeks like me who were looking for exactly that kind of content! I know it sounds like I’m a pathetic loser right about now, but I swear to god (that I don’t believe in cause I’m a woke atheist) that this stuff is great to look at! It’s not just losers checking all these posts out and there is a legitimate case to be made about this entire genre of content! After all, there’s a reason why it’s so damn popular in the first place! If it were just us geeks, it wouldn’t be!Alright, so I know that listening to a dude named Porn Geek doesn’t sound like the right thing to do, but trust me on this one. If you want to enjoy a nice dose of orgasmic female faces, you just have to check out /r/realahegao. Tongues out, eyes back, and these girls are ready to rock your world like you never knew they could! If you still have your doubts, I just invite you to check this place out and see all the things you can find here for yourself. After all, it’s free, so you’re not really losing anything other than a little bit of your time. I’m sure that this is something that you expect to be the case on Reddit.com.
Straight outta hentai into high-quality IRL content
One way to tell the quality of the posts on any given subreddit is to look at the engagement that the posts are getting. I have to say that in the few years of this sub’s existence, it has managed to acquire so many fans who love to comment and upvote that pretty much all posts in Hot get a fair amount of attention. This doesn’t seem like a big deal at first, but then you realize that most other NSFW subs don’t get that kind of engagement on the posts and you understand exactly what it is that I love about this place. You’re going to get everything you need here and then some when it comes to quality.And yes, as a Porn Geek, I make sure that the resolution is also on par with the highest quality content I can find on Reddit. Sure, some of the posts get a bit lower in resolution, but that’s what you have to deal with when you see a bunch of amateur posts. This means hot videos and pictures that feature sexy babes who are more than willing to show off their faces and bodies, but they aren’t really in the money so they don’t have enough for a high-res camera. Either way, the quality of the content on the sub real ahegao is pretty undeniable, at least from the point of view that puts the theme of the subreddit first.
Hundreds of thousands of weebs and simps
In fact, the more time I spend on /r/realahegao, the less I worry about resolution, and the more I worry about seeing girls finally show their tits after showing us their ahegao expression. Yeah, as you can imagine, this place spawns plenty of tease content where girls are more than happy to show off their facial expression, but they aren’t that willing to show off their body. It makes sense seeing as how they are treading carefully into the adult industry, but eventually, each and every one of these stupid whores ends up giving up. Now, don’t get me wrong, I simp really hard for these babes, but they are still hose and I don’t want to hide it, at least not from you guys who are mostly male in my audience and all that.There are nearly 300,000 people subscribed to /r/realahegao, and it seems that it’s only trending upwards seeing as how this lewd culture is making a huge swing towards popularity. OnlyFans, lewd Patreon accounts, Premium Snapchat girls, all of these things are something that was started by this cute alternative look craze, and the need of people to get something a bit more personal than regular porn. And when you see the content being posted here, you do kinda feel like it’s meant for you rather than for everyone that’s here. It’s like the babe is making that orgasmic face just for your pleasure!
Great community and a lot of engagement
Finally, we have a thing or two to talk about when it comes to the design of /r/realahegao. One thing that I like about this place is that it has such a healthy relation to the rules. They are all sensible, and they even allow for girls to sell their content. They are a sex worker positive subreddit, so I guess that this is great to know if you’re a chick trying to sell this kinda content to weak simps like me. Anyway, I don’t really have money to spend right now seeing as how my mom started hiding her credit card because of all the premium Snapchat accounts that I ended up buying the last time around with it.When it comes to the subreddit design, I like most of it. It has a great description and a longer description underneath the rules. These are more like posting guidelines than a description but whatever. They have a great avatar too, and the colors are just perfect for this kind of content. I guess the only thing that’s missing here is a cover photo, and I think they should put the queen of ahegao on there. You guessed it, Belle Delphine would get my vote if it were up to us. But I don’t know if the mods even care about simple details like that one. Either way, if they end up changing it, I’ll be nutting so damn hard every time I come here cause I can always refer to the cover photo!