RandomActsOfBlowJob

Reddit RandomActsOfBlowJob, aka r/RandomActsOfBlowJob! As you all probably know by now, I am – and forgive me mother for the vulgarities – one lonely son of a bitch. I can never get intimate with a woman, no matter how much I may follow her home or sneak into her bedroom to send telepathic praises to keep her thinking positively and at her best. It never happens for me, and I thought I would never have sex again until I was old and getting pity sex from a nurse that gropes me against my will.But then I found Reddit.com/RandomActsOfBlowjob, and an entire world was opened to me. Here, I could find a lass in my area that would be willing to suck my weenie without resorting to finding a prostitute that would give me an STD like one gave my best friend Ryo that no one seems to believe is real. Someone would be willing to suck me off because they enjoyed my company and what I had to say to them.I submitted a post and waited to see what happened. To my amazement, I actually got a few replies! Oh my goodness, this will be the day that someone finally sucks on my weenie!

Over 360,000 members

I would like to say that it comes as a surprise that so many people are subscribed to Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, but I have to say that I am not. There are plenty of men out there that are as desperate for a blowjob from a hot female like I am. That explains why there are so many people subscribed to the subreddit.There are over 360,000 subscribed members in fact, all hoping to get lucky and blow their load into a beauties’ throat. That is not me being a disgusting Chad-like: my research shows that at least in the moment, females love having semen shot down their throats! It’s a pheromone thing, I guess.But as a lowly male that does not understand the complexity of the female experience, who am I to say what they prefer?! What I can say is that hundreds are online on the sub at any given moment. How many of those are dudes is unclear, but I would like to think that there is a female somewhere in those digits just waiting patiently to suck the ejaculate out of a poor boy’s tiny little ghost pee-pee just like mine!With so many Redditors browsing Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, it’s obvious that there are countless people looking around that are hoping for a good time. What’s unique about the NSFW subreddit is that everyone is there for one reason: to hopefully get their dicks sucked or to be the one do the sucking. My only regret is that I did not purchase that ‘Arts of the Black Magic’ course I found on a certain subreddit yesterday. If I had and studied hard, maybe I would have been able to control the minds of the females I send messages to so that they will all want to suck me off!

Verification is optional but recommended

Even though it isn’t mandatory to verify oneself on Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, it seems to me that doing so is probably the best course of action. If you get multiple complaints or the moderators are outright suspicious of your perverted buttocks, they will require you to verify yourself. Even so, it is recommended that people verify themselves to ensure that members of the subreddit trust who they are talking to.If you have the chance to give/get a blowjob, you want to know that the person you are talking to is actually who they say they are. They could be some crazy person that wants to lick a female’s earlobes and…pour butter on their toes. Oh, ThePornDude, is cumming in your pants supposed to feel this good?!Verifying is surprisingly easy. An entire section is devoted to getting verified on Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob that breaks down the steps needed to get verified. For those that have been verified on other NSFW subreddits, the process is essentially the same. But if you do not have experience with verifying yourself, here’s a quick breakdown of how to do it.Grab a piece of paper and write your username, today’s date (spelled out), and the subreddit name. Next, would-be verifiers should snap a photo of themselves holding the paper. The entire body should be visible. This does not mean that the person should be naked, but it should be apparent what kind of body type they have. For example, if you are a skinny guy who wants a blowjob, don’t wear a fat suit or clothing that makes you look as fat as I am.You are almost there! Crumple the paper. Flatten it, then snap two more photos featuring yourself holding it up from two different angles. Finally, you must upload the photos to Imgur then send modmail to request verification, ensuring that you include the links to your photos you want to verify. Once you have been verified, you will earn verified flair that tells everyone on Reddit.com/RandomActsOfBlowjob that you are indeed who you say you are.If you plan to post images or videos anywhere on Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, you must verify yourself every time you post or verify yourself outright. I suggest doing the latter, as it will save you a lot of time. Now, I just need to verify myself so I can orgasm down a hot female throat!

Guides to successfully get a blowjob from the sub

If you are like me, then you are probably clueless when it comes to courting a fine lady into sucking on your dingus. Those of us that are new to the world of seducing ladies – or men, trannies, I’m not going to leave anyone out – will want to refer to the guides for success section. Here, you will see all types of threads meant to bring you some success to getting your penis sucked off. The best part of all is that this section is always being revised, so you are getting up-to-date, relevant information that you can use when posting your requests.Some of the threads I found included things like, ‘A Lady’s Guide to Actually Meeting Women on RAOBJ’ along with words, terms, and phrases that won’t get you closer to getting that blowjob of your dreams. It’s the best practices that you should consider following on Reddit.com/RandomActsOfBlowjob, and I think it’s an excellent resource for reminding us all that we should strive to be the male feminists that women want us to be!I took this guide to heart and started trying to write my own submission. Much to my dismay, I discover that users can only post once per week. This is not nearly enough! What if I want to write a different submission every day, each with a unique anime theme? I cannot do that! I have to wait one week apart and hope that the subscribers recognize my witty banter!While this seems like it could get in the way of the success that I am having, in the end, I have to give a big, giant ‘thumbs up’ to Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob for providing us with this up-to-date collection of guides and overall good advice. It will help me to get closer to getting a blowjob. In the end, that’s all that matters.

Filtering by flair is useless

When I noticed that you could filter the submissions by flair, I wanted to jump up and down for joy! But when I noticed that the flairs are pretty gosh darn useless, I wanted to pull my hair out! There are filter by flairs options you can select that say things like ‘F4M Allentown’ and ‘M4F London,’ which does not mean a darn thing if you do not live in those areas. Even if you do, clicking them does nothing. No threads are shown, there isn’t a link to find submitters in that area, nothing! This section is worthless!At least the posts on Reddit.com/RandomActsOfBlowjob are only relevant for the first few days. After about a week, it’s safe to assume that the people posting on the subreddit have either gotten what they need or their submission has been lost in time due to the overwhelming number of submissions that get posted to the subreddit regularly. Still, the ability to look at only the submissions that match what you are seeking – again, the gender tags – would have made navigating the subreddit so much easier.

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Reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowjob is an amazing resource for hooking up in real life. There are so many daily submissions that you will always see something new, whether you want to be the receiver or the giver of the exchange. Unfortunately, users can only submit one submission per day and filtering by gender tags simply does not work. These problems should be addressed to make the sub an even better experience than it is.