PregChan

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Preg Chan! Listen up. Before I tell you about this new site I found, I want to get some of the comments, questions, and criticism that I know I’m about to face out of the way. I don’t have mommy issues, alright? Yes, she’s a very nice woman, and yes, she looks a lot sexier than most women her age. And yes, I noticed that her breasts were getting bigger when she got pregnant with my younger sister, but that’s a perfectly normal thing to notice and a perfectly normal thing to masturbate to. It doesn’t mean I want to have sex with my mom, don’t be gross. Besides, ever since she gave birth she hasn’t had that same glow about her, so even if I would have considered it back when she was pregnant I wouldn’t do it now. But that’s a moot point, I wouldn’t have done it then. And mommy said that since I’ve grown up to be such a disappointment that she and daddy won’t be having any more children, so I won’t do it in the future either. So let’s drop the subject and talk about what you came here for, ok? PregChan is a community of enthusiasts like myself who appreciate the sublime beauty of the pregnant female. If you spent your childhood on 4chan like myself, the format of the site will be familiar to you, even if the content isn’t. The home page will show you a bunch of the most recent pictures. This will give you a good idea of what you’ll find if you dig deeper, so take a look and see if anything catches your eye.

Girls In Real Life

If you see a picture of a real-life flesh and blood human female and want some more of that, the board you’ll want to check out is called/r/—also known as real, its Pregchan’s home for pictures and videos of pregnant girls of all shapes, colors, and sizes. One of the reoccurring threads that I tend to come back to is a repository of pictures of pregnant teens. A lot of these are non-nude and of questionable age, but hey, if it’s not porn, it’s not illegal. Besides, even if you can’t see any of the R-rated bits, you can always use your imagination a bit. They didn’t get pregnant without getting up to no good, so you know they put out. Sometimes I like to imagine that I’m the one that got them pregnant. It’s always a really fun and sexy dream until she inevitably breaks up with me and I’m stuck paying child support. Maybe someday one of these pixelated beauties will stick with me… But there are also pregnant sex tapes, pregnant nudes, and creepshots of pregnant women. There are even shots of pregnant celebrities. There’s also a weird number of pictures of Prego spaghetti sauce. It’s actually getting to the point where I’ve started associating the brand with sex. And with mom, since she buys it all the time. I’m sure those two things are unrelated. Though… maybe if I spill some on me at dinner she’ll have to take me to my room to get me changed… I think I’ll ask her to pick up a few extra jars.

Girls From My Fantasies

A bit more of the site is focused on cartoon depictions of pregnant women, in three separate styles. First and foremost is /d/, the basic drawn board. Some of the drawings are in the inferior western styles, but a majority of them are glorious hentai. As such, you’ll see a lot of the common hentai themes here, with the main difference from mainstream hentai sites being that every single girl pictured has a bun in the oven. If you want to look at a questionably young pregnant Japanese girl get felt up by a tentacle monster, you’ll find it quicker and in greater abundance at PregChan’s /d/ than you will anywhere else. For the creatively inclined, there is an oekaki board called /o/. For those of you who aren’t as studious in the culture of Japanese pornography as I am, oekaki (which translates from Japanese to “doodle”) is an art form in which users of a forum create their own drawings and submit them for the approval or disapproval of the users. I posted my own drawing, but I think they misunderstood me. They called me disgusting and fucked-up and talentless, even though I submitted a perfect depiction of myself licking my mother’s pussy while she was nine months pregnant. I wonder what they thought was wrong with it. Oh well. I think they were especially harsh when you consider the type of content on the other drawn imageboard on PregChan. /f/, also known as furry, hosts depictions of a type of pornography that anyone like me knows well. Yes, it’s a bit out there, and it’s a bit taboo. But we have to break these boundaries, ok? I’m going to be brave right now. Mother always says that I should be myself, and I’ve always followed that advice. Sure, I don’t have any friends and I’ve never been kissed by a (willing) human female, but at least I have my principles. Are you ready? I am a furry. I dress up as a dog and go to conventions. It makes me feel right. This is who I truly am. And with that comes masturbating to drawings of a heavily pregnant Sonic The Hedgehog. And pregnant wolves, lizards, fish, and wolf-lizard-fish-human hybrids. So for people like me, /o/ fills a huge niche that I never even knew existed. If you’re more attracted to animals than your average person AND you have mommy issues like me, give this board a chance. Don’t knock it until you try it. Wait, shit. No, I take that back. I DON’T HAVE MOMMY ISSUES. Didn’t you read what I said before? This is all normal stuff that all guys are into, I’m just the only one with the courage to admit it.

Roleplaying and Chatting

PregChan has one other board that might be of interest to you. It’s called /c/, and it’s the site’s section for chat, roleplaying, and telling stories. Unlike on 4chan there isn’t any disclaimed at the top of the site stating that “the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood” and that “only a fool would take anything posted here as fact,” so I’m going to assume that every single thing posted on /c/ is a true story and that I’m a genius for believing it. Within /c/ there are a few genres of thread that tend to reoccur, so let me be your travel guide to this brave new world before you venture in yourself. Most common is fictional story-telling. Wait, I thought this was all real? I’m confused now, but in any case, this is where people write and comment on sexy made-up pregnancy stories, often based on celebrities or established fictional universes. It’s like fan-fiction, except it all ends in pregnant women having loads of sex, so it’s better than normal fan-fiction. Another common thread is for sharing true pregnancy stories from your own life. The only pregnant woman I’ve ever touched is my mom, so I told the guys on /c/ about how it made her tits get bigger and her underwear smell sweeter. They didn’t think that there was anything weird about this, so that means I’m not a freak. I told you so! I left out the fact that I came in her panties once, and about how I later overheard her telling daddy that she must have been extra horny because her underwear was soaked… but… I bet that’s normal too. They’ve also got roleplaying threads, where you can find partners to act out fantasy scenarios with. I tried this a few times, but the girls I was talking to kept on turning out to be guys, so it didn’t really do much for me. Don’t get me wrong, I finished the scene and still came, but that’s because it would be rude not to, not because I enjoyed it. There’s also an occasional real-life meetup thread. Mostly these are just filled with guys like me who want to suck on a pregnant girl’s boobies and call her mommy, but on a rare occasion an actual girl does show up. I’m actually meeting with one tonight. She said she’ll pick me up in a white van without windows. She must have a lot of kids to have such a big van. I can’t wait!