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Pmate Hunter aka Playmate Hunter! Much like many men from my era, the first time that I ever saw a naked woman was in a Playboy. I know that I am not unique in this, not in the very least, but I would still like to share with you my story. If you can relate, that’s great. If you can’t, well, hopefully, you still like what you read. I would hate to lose you as a visitor to my site! I value each and every one of you so much more than words could ever describe! So, this is how it happened … I was 12. And although I had been a horny mess since I was about 4 or 5 (it all started when I got my first boner standing next to Princess Jasmine at Disney World’s breakfast with the characters … but that’s a story for another day), by the time I reached prepubescence, I was nothing short of a horny little monster. I used to try and sneak peeks up my teachers’ skirts, I would play with myself constantly to MTV and BET music videos, and I was known to pull a Louis CK every once in a while, just whip my member out and start playing with it when I would get too aroused and just couldn’t stand it anymore. So, needless to say, I didn’t merely want to find a nudie mag. I needed it. I just knew that my stepfather must have had some kind of porn stash. Because, well, he was a man. And I used to hear him having sex with my mom late at night. Even though they probably thought that I wouldn’t know the difference, they definitely did not take into account that I was quite possibly the horniest child to ever walk the earth. So, I knew what was going on. I knew what those squeaks were. And I would hear them coming from their room nearly every night. Which is how I knew that my stepdad’s sexual appetites were high. He must have porn, I deduced. Someone that needs to screw that often without a doubt has at least one magazine, or maybe even a VHS, I figured. One day, when I just couldn’t take it anymore and my hormones had won the war, I snuck into their room after I got home from school. I knew that I had about an hour to conduct my search, seeing as they always got home around 5:00. So, I dashed up the stairs and slowly opened their bedroom door, fearing that, somehow, maybe one of them would be home. I was all adrenaline. My heart was racing, pumping blood at an exaggerated rate. Which only fueled my desperate boner. The first place I looked was in my stepdad’s nightstand. But there was nothing. Just enough prescription pill bottles to make me alarmed now, thinking back on it. I always knew he was freaking nuts. The next place I checked was the closet, thinking that maybe he would have a stash somewhere he knew my mom would never look (under a pile of dirty clothes on the floor). Nothing … just dirty underwear, which was almost gross enough to deter me from my mission. But I was determined. I let my dong guide me from there. Finally, I remembered from some movie that I’d seen that sometimes men hide their porno mags under their side of the mattress. So, I lifted it up. Eureka. There they were. Three issues of Playboy, glowing in the afternoon sun. Slowly, I picked the top one up, as if I had just found some holy relic. I cautiously opened up to the centerfold. It was a beautiful blonde vixen with big boobs and a tasteful little blonde bush. This is the moment that would change my life forever. I wasted no time, I didn’t even think about it, really, it was more like I was possessed by some higher power … and I whipped my wang out and start whacking it right then and there. When I finished, I took the Playboy with me to my room. And this magazine would be the sole thing that got me through the rest of my adolescent years until we finally got the internet and I would be able to really delve into my obsession. Shortly thereafter, I also saved up and bought Suki, my body pillow who has been my girlfriend ever since. Sometimes I would lay the Playboy on top of Suki and screw the slit I’d cut into her, pretending she was the beautiful blonde nymph of my dreams. This is where it all began.

Kids These Days…

Today, of course, kids don’t need to go to such extreme lengths to satisfy their curiosities. All they have to do, really, is take a quick visit to The Porn Dude’s website and find the perfect porn site for them to discover their sexuality, without any risk of getting in trouble. The Porn Dude definitely helped mold the porn addict that I became. And I hope that my reviews might be able to help some poor kid possessed by horniness do the same. It’s always important to pay it forward! Every once in a while, as an homage to the very first naked woman I’d seen and the fact that Playboy is what made it possible, I will visit a site called P Mate Hunter and look at all the beautiful Playboy playmates throughout the years. Now that Playboy, at least the magazine version, is no longer in circulation, sites like these are the only way (short of buying used or vintage copies) that we can see some of these gorgeous gals showing it all. And I think it’s a beautiful thing that there are sites out there like P Mate Hunter ensuring that these girls’ legacies live on forever. P Mate Hunter is a very straightforward site. Even the name means business. They are not at all trying to put on some sort of brand façade or anything like that. They are what they are, and there is nothing more to it. P Mate Hunter: Where you go to hunt down images of even the hardest to find Playboy playmates (P Mates). And the website’s design does not stray from this back to basics mentality.

No BS, just Beautiful Skanks

From the moment you land on P Mate Hunter’s home page, there is no mistaking what you are getting yourself into. In fact, they even state what they are all about very clearly at the top of the page: “Stunning Playboy Playmates and Centerfolds! Enjoy free pictures of the most beautiful Playboy Playmates and Centerfolds! Take a look at our new Playmate Archive and the listing of Playmates of the Month and Year.” I love a site that is up front and honest about what they do. Also, a site that helps guide you through the most effective ways to utilize it. And P Mate Hunter is, without a doubt, a site that does both, making it very user friendly and intuitive to use. Below this little introductory message, P Mate Hunter wastes no time in aiding your hunt for P Mates. Enjoy tons of gorgeous thumbnails of some of the hottest playmates to ever grace the Playboy centerfolds without delay. Or take a look above and find the site menu bar to help you along on your quest. The site menu bar gives you the following options for browsing P Mate Hunter: Playboy Playmates (dropdown: Top Rated, Hot Newcomers, Latest Playboy Galleries, Most Viewed Galleries, Playmates of the Year, Playmates of the Month, and A-Z); Categories (dropdown: Cyber Girls, Amateurs, College Girls, Playboy Videos, International Playmates, and Playboy Celebrities), Log In, Live Cams, Hook Up!, and Sex Games. To the right, you will also find a search bar, in case you have a particular playmate in mind that you’re looking to find.

Extremely Well-Organized, but One Missing Feature

I love an archive site that is well-organized. In fact, it’s pretty much a necessity for a site like this. So, it’s a big bonus to see that P Mate Hunters has put some thought into that. Although, I am slightly disappointed to report that this site does not have an advanced search function … which is another feature that I would argue is a necessity when it comes to a huge index of models like this. You should be able to browse playmates by body type, hair color, eye color, pubic hair (or lack thereof), etc. That’s how you really discover new playmates to fall in love with! All in all, though, P Mate Hunter is a great playmate archive site. It stands as a fitting shrine to Playboy, the magazine that aided an entire generation of men through dry spells in their sex lives with beautiful women, fascinating sex discussions, and great literature (since, obviously, we all read Playboy for the articles).