Reddit PAAG, aka Phat Ass Asian Girls! Finally, for today, we have something that I genuinely love. I mean, I love every single type of porn, and you all know that. All I ever do is sit home, jerk off, and fantasize about changing myself. Unfortunately, I never do that, so I ultimately gave up by now. That's why I'm here to deliver some excellent porn to you. If you like Asian girls, as I do, then you'll love this review. The reason why I adore chicks from Asia is that they're shy and submissive. They're also secretly into western guys, so I have that small glimpse of hope that my future wife is waiting there. Asian women are the only little piece of light that still makes me have faith in my heart. If you're ready, let's ditch this shitty intro that I always use to spill my depression. And, let's move forward into this review so that we can have some fun with it!
The whole P.A.A.G acronym stands for Phat Ass Asian Girls, so I'll refer to it like that. Also, this page is on Reddit, so it looks like every single other Reddit.com homepage. You have the button for joining in, next to the section's name. After that, you have the content in the middle. And you also have the boxes on the side, like all other places here. Plus, in these boxes, you'll see all sorts of rules, moderators, similar subsections, and all that other petty shit. That sounds like something I'd pull from my ass when the teacher tells me I'm in charge of the class. You know, just shit like voting boxes, snitching on jocks, and different similar acts.Of course, in the end, I always get my ass kicked, and I can imagine that it's identical for these moderators. But still, this section looks fantastic, simply because it doesn't lie, and it's full of content that it represents. Of course, by that, I mean all Asian chicks with fat, thick, and juicy asses. And those are the best girls in the universe. They still have those morals that their daddies installed in them, and yet, they're super promiscuous. So, I like that, and I enjoy the homepage. If you need a beautiful place to clear your head, then use this place on Reddit too.
Like with all other Reddit places, Phat Ass Asian Girls functions the same. If you genuinely want to know how to use this place, I have to discuss Reddit.com in general with you first. When you enter this place, you'll see tons of people with fates similar to mine. They're all either chubby or skinny as hell, with unfortunate lives, annoying parents, and complexes. Also, they don't have any luck when it comes to having sex, again, like me. So, they turn on Reddit and spill shit on this site all day, and all they do in the end is accuse each other of being on the wrong side of politics.If you want to avoid socializing with people similar to me, then move on to other places. I mean, even I can't stand those pricks. And, when I say go to different sections, what I mean is experiment a little bit. Maybe find some musical places, some subsections for art, or any other things. Plus, this place also has tons of porn pages, so I'm sure you'll enjoy that shit too.
When you talk about Reddit's sections, you must know how to use them as well. It's pretty simple. I recently got my grandma to try it for the first time. Of course, she immediately went on to knitting, food recipes, and republican politics sections. I didn't expect anything else from her, since she hates my modern guts, but still. If she could figure out how to do it, then so can you. Like I already said, here, on Reddit.com's Phat Ass Asian Girls, you have all those controls that all other pages possess. That means that, in the beginning, at the top, next to the subsection's name, you have the joining button.Once you join this place, you'll get it to appear in your feed, where all other pages you subscribe to are as well. So, that's an easy thing. If you need anything, you'll see those shitty mods on the left side of the site. They're always willing to help unless you disagree on even the smallest of things with them. And, of course, once again, you have their shitty rules. The only thing that I truly like when it comes to Phat Ass Asian Girls is that they also provide you with a list of similar places. That way, if you want to see more porn, you can immediately do it. Overall, with this place, you'll slowly descend into porn madness as I did, and I think that's how you know that the porn page is genuinely excellent.
As far as the perks of Phat Ass Asian Girls go, you can see that they're the same for every other page on Reddit too. So, what does that include? Well, first of all, on Reddit.com, you don't have unfamiliar pop-up ads. Usually, these ads transmit viruses. If I was like my senile grandfather who, God bless his soul, died from tuberculosis, I'd probably think that the internet gave me all my sicknesses. But, I'm at least a bit smarter than that, I guess. So, even with that, you must know that I, like all of you, hate ads on the internet. I think that's about the only thing that the rest of the ordinary people and I have in common.Besides the ads, no one tries to sell you shit on Reddit or to promote any other annoying thing/product. So, this place is also cool because it doesn't make me feel guilty for being inadequate as fuck and unable to afford the newest smartphone or some other shit.
The girls and their profiles
When it comes to the content of this Reddit.com section, then you must know a few things. First of all, Phat Ass Asian Girls has an enormous amount of images. Here, you'll genuinely see tons of different content, which is fantastic in my eyes. Also, the subsection truly delivers what it promises to you. So, here, you won't see any Asian babes with flat asses or something like that. Instead, you'll see literal Asian goddesses with booties so fat that you want to eat them like a jar of pickles. Yeah, yeah, call me disgusting, I even like to drink pickle juice. It provides the nutrients that my body needs because my mother steals all solid food in this house. So, I'm left to feed my body with fluids, pure bread, and water with extra electrolytes. Of course, I hide that water under my bed, so my father doesn't steal it to cure his drug and booze hangovers.
Even though I mess with Reddit.com's mods all the time, I don't think that the rules here are ridiculous. But, there's only one rule that I genuinely respect and live by, especially when it comes to hanging on Phat Ass Asian Girls. And that rule is that the ass must be fat, in all circumstances, as I will not stand for a small ass on an Asian woman. Call me a prick, but that's why this content is fantastic, and that's why people all over the world love it. So, this Reddit page is excellent, and more people should check it every day.
Registration and conclusion
If you want to become a member of the Phat Ass Asian Girls section, you must first register to Reddit.com. You can do that by doing three simple things that I know, but will never reveal to my parents. I mean, I just don't want them on my online feeds, because I fear that they might comment embarrassing shit on my photos. I mean, no one follows me anywhere except here, so it's not like it matters. Still, one day, I might get buff like a true chad, and I might blow up online, you never know. Expect you do, but still.Anyways, on Reddit, all you need is a unique username, an email, and a strong password. After that, you're officially a member of Reddit.com and Phat Ass Asian Girls too. So, what's my conclusion about this place? It's fantastic, and the content is like something people dream of online. So, if you want to see Asian cuties with giant asses, check this place out. You'll love it!