NoFap

NoFap Reddit, aka r/NoFap! Ever since Coronavirus gripped the world, I’ve been masturbating like there’s literally no tomorrow, like this is the last year for humanity until we all get microchipped by Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates and are forced to segregate society into camps of healthy and Coronavirus-ridden people. And these past few months masturbating to porn has been quite the thrill thanks to me discovering a literal treasury of XXX subreddits through the Porn Dude’s site listings.I’ve had a blast fapping to them, especially their amateur OC content. And speaking of amateur XXX OC, there’s been a lot of new, top-quality amateur OC porn on Reddit in these last few months thanks to Covid-19 - I mean now that basic means of labor work are at an all time low, how else are these aspiring e-girls supposed to make a buck if all their job positions at local fast food places are closed? That’s why there are more amateur e-girls uploading XXX content of themselves online than ever, and I love fapping to all of them. It’s quite a time to be alive, especially if you’re a porn fan who doesn’t have some autoimmune sickness and isn’t predisposed to being a fatal Covid-19 statistic.But even if I’m not afflicted by Covid-19, I still need to take care of my health, especially my penis’ - lately it’s been changing to worrying shades of blue and purple due to excessive masturbation, and I don’t think even my 12-hour WoW-fuelled masturbation abstinence stints will help me fix my penis and get it back to normal. It needs a longer recovery time of at least 2-3 days, and that’s way too much for me since I’ve been fapping 2-3 times PER DAY for the last 10+ years, so letting go of my bruised little member for over 24 hours is quite challenging for me. But luckily, Reddit’s ever-grateful and supportive community is here to help me climb this mountain of masturbation abstinence through its /r/NoFap subreddit.This community is home to 666 thousand members, which is quite a lot for a subreddit. The whole premise of /r/NoFap here isn’t some sort of XXX theme kink or genre, it’s quite the opposite actually - this is a subreddit dedicated to helping people not watch or masturbate to porn. It’s definitely one of the most unconventional sites I’ve reviewed in a while, and its theme is definitely against my whole pro-porn agenda, but hey, if you want to revert your brain’s reward centers back to being able to enjoy even simple pin-up images of girls in lingerie, then you’ll definitely want to abstain from pornography, and this subreddit really helps with that.As for me, I need to lay off watching porn for at least a few days so that my penis can heal from these rigorous self-care sessions I’ve been putting it through lately because if I don’t take a break soon my mother might have to drive me down to the emergency room.

/r/NoFap Here Has Plenty of Success Stories

There are a lot of success stories on this subreddit that comprehensively describe all the benefits of not masturbating. I haven’t actually felt any of these benefits yet since I haven’t gone longer than 15 hours without masturbating since 2009, but I’m willing to try this whole “no fap” challenge starting today so that I can save my penis from permanent nerve damage and revert myself back into a person who can actually get aroused by still image-format pornography. I mean masturbating to porn is my life’s calling, but I knew that even I had to put my penis down eventually and stop to smell the coffee. With that said, the success stories here on /r/NoFap are actually quite realistic and describe in detail all the benefits and perks one receives when practicing masturbation abstention. If I read any more of them, I might really stop masturbating and just start wholly relying on my bodypillow Asuna Chan in order to get my sexual satisfaction for the day. A lot of them are encouraging too since they realistically talk about all the ways in which your quality of life improves by not masturbating, which brings me to my next point...

And There’s A Lot of Motivational Power In Them

The thought of not masturbating for over 8 hours, let alone three days is enough to get me in a disgruntled, stressful mood, but whenever I look down at my damaged 4-inch member, I instantly get a semblance of hope that it might just be possible, because that poor thing is really in bad condition. And my odds of undertaking this “no fap” challenge increase with each post I read here on /r/NoFap - this subreddit contains many posts that can motivate you to stop fapping, and they’re actually quite moving to read and can really open your eyes to all the rewards which a no fap lifestyle can bring to you.The biggest reward not fapping can bring to me is the ability to effectively fap again - I hate to say it but masturbating to these XXX subreddits for the past few months is beginning to feel a little stale, and nowadays I’d much rather stare at teen girls in local parks and public college campuses from afar while practicing social distancing than actually masturbate to the same old e-girls over and over again. I yearn to be able to look at a nice, basic nude of a girl and be aroused from it again like I was years ago, and that’s why I’m strongly considering taking up this “no fap” challenge.

/r/NoFap’s Posts Also Display Some Great Story-Telling Skills

I honestly spent a lot more time on this subreddit than I thought I would because truth be told, some of its posts are pure entertainment. The thing that makes these stories entertaining, touching, and powerful is the sheer realism behind them - reading some of them felt like reading creepypastas because there’s so much raw truth imbued in them that makes the whole read heartbreakingly moving while at the same time harrowing. But none of these guys can out-fap me or my lifestyle - I took the porn connoisseur mantle for myself a long time ago, and unlike most of the people who post stories here, I have no shame when it comes to living in my own cum-ridden, no-income filth.But still, the stories here can be quite riveting, to say the least - I came across a post made by someone who explained in detail how his 60-year old father had masturbated his whole life, and how that negatively impacted him and his family. Imagine having a 60-year old dad who faps all the time? That’s probably what my kids would live through - that is if I even find a surrogate mother or a rich Elven-eared wife who will plan on raising my kids. In any case, if you aren’t planning on stopping masturbating, then you can at least read some of the stories here for some entertainment. I promise you that a lot of them are worth at least one quick read.

Reddit’s Content Organization System Definitely Needs An Improvement

Reddit has always been a site with quality content, and it’s always upheld its trademark sense of community and togetherness by strongly encouraging and promoting amateur-made OC. But its content organization department has always been comparable to that of The Elder Scrolls games series’ combat system. In every Elder Scrolls game, fighting other NPCs with your weapon looks and feels very similar to swinging a stick on a dummy. Here on Reddit, searching for specific content is done through a very one-sided, keyword-based search bar that functions in a similar one-sided manner. It works by matching your search query with identical words it finds within post titles and descriptions. So if you were to search for “tattoo,” your results will be all the posts that contain that word in their respective title or description.But there’s an inherent problem which renders Reddit’s search bar ineffective, and it stems from the site’s very own community. A lot of the posts on this website have either very vague, indistinct, and just outright unclear wording in their titles and/or descriptions, which makes them very difficult to track down through this site’s keyword-based search bar. And this is especially true on a lot of NSFW subreddits. This site’s NSFW community is made up of thousands upon thousands of posts which are titled with wording that doesn’t even remotely convey what their content depicts - for example, how are you supposed to find this post by searching for the word “tattoo” when the word itself doesn’t appear anywhere in its title or description?

You Can Read These Stories From Your Phone

If you’re the kind of person who seeks to crumble to evil Western corporate capitalism from the inside by excusing yourself to the bathroom every hour and masturbating to porn from your phone on company time while on the job, then you’re my favorite kind of person. And if you happen to enjoy XXX subreddits, or /r/NoFap here, then you should definitely download the Reddit app on your phone. The app works far faster than the mobile version of the site, and it also offers a much better user experience too. Moreover, if it can work on my significantly damaged, sticky, cruddy little almost-dead Android phone, then it can undoubtedly work on any given smartphone device.