Monster Dicks

Reddit Monster Dicks, aka r/MonsterDicks! You can’t deny that a large penis in a porn video is more appreciated by you as opposed to a small one. Watching a POV video of a girl getting penetrated is one of the best visuals you can get out of porn, but I have to admit that I’ve always enjoyed videos that feature larger penises. It’s simply too darn satisfying watching a woman get impaled by a large veiny monster instead of a tiny wiener. Every veteran porn fan knows that those TeamSkeet videos we all grew up with aren’t top-tier POV XXX content, and a large part of the reason as to why they’re considered top-tier is because of the recurring male porn actor that features in them, who never fails to deliver us his best plowing technique with his gargantuan member.I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched and masturbated to a monster dick video and wished that the veiny monstrosity I’m looking at belonged to me. I dream of being able to impale my sweet body pillow Asuna-Chan with a large formidable rod, let alone a real female. If I could get penis replacement surgery, I definitely would, I mean, who wouldn’t want to have a 10-inch melee weapon of a penis attached to them? Penis replacement surgery might not be a long way away technologically anyways, and I’m sure that even an average-sized wiener would be more acceptable than what I’ve got, which is a four-and-a-half-inch weasel that bruises easily and suffers PTSD from daily abuse.Anyhow, to get back on topic, porn that features monster dicks has always had a large penis-loving cult following behind it that keeps it afloat as one of the most prominent genres of modern-day pornography. It’s funny to think that most of the people who are fans of monster dick porn are straight men - but then again wanting more and more value out of your content has always been a default human trait, and in this case, a big penis is considered to be more valuable.I don’t masturbate too much to monster dick XXX content because many of the monster dick videos on traditional porntube sites feature the same old gargantuan penises that I’ve already seen in action hundreds of times before. But when you’re dealing with a XXX subreddit that’s devoted to monster dicks, then there’s no telling what kind of amateur monstrosities you’ll discover - monstrosities that you can fap to endlessly while wishing they were your own as you gaze upon their bulky, veiny magnificence while they plow into young lasses and older vixens. With that said, /r/MonsterDicks is Reddit’s resident monster dick subreddit, and it’s got a lot of content on it that I’ll be happy to break down and elaborate on for you in this review.

Don’t Worry, The Content Here Is Guaranteed To Contain At Least One Female

Deciding to visit this subreddit won’t mean that you’ll be sentenced to videos of solo monster dicks, which by all definitions of the word, would be undoubtedly gay. One of this subreddit’s rules states that every post must contain at least one female in it so that the monster dick can be contrasted by something that’s not a veiny meat rod and is easier to look at. With that said, you’ll definitely be able to see plenty of girls get impaled by monstrosities on this subreddit, and you don’t ever have to worry about running into a video that was recorded by some super-hung guy who thought it would be a good idea to upload his lone meat rod onto the internet for the world to see. You also don’t have to worry about running into a lot of still image-based content here, because the majority of this subreddit’s content is in video or GIF format, which brings me to my next point...

There More Than Enough Videos and GIFs to Enjoy Here

/r/MonsterDicks here is a subreddit that focuses primarily on video and GIF content. Judging from what I’ve already seen and fapped to on here, I can assure you that over 90% of the content on this subreddit is either a video or a GIF, which means that only about one in ten posts here will be a still image. The prevalence of video and GIF-based content here actually surprised me somewhat since most NSFW subreddits tend to focus heavily on image-based content.Moreover, this subreddit’s abundance of video and GIF-based content is good news for all veteran porn enthusiasts such as myself who can’t experience arousal from image-based pornography due to the fact that we’ve become desensitized to it as a result of masturbating on a daily basis for years on end. But what about the production quality? Surely there aren’t that many amateur monster dicks out there?

And The Production Quality Of The Content Goes Both Ways

The content you can see, admire, and fap to here on /r/MonsterDicks is made both in residential homes as well as inexpensive studios - there’s a nice balance of both amateur and studio-made monster dicks here on this subreddit. I can’t tell you which production quality is more prevalent than the other even if I did already fap to this subreddit five times - it seems like it’s a 50/50 split. With that said, I’m surprised that there are so many amateur monster dicks in the world. I’ve never seen so many 10 inch+ penises at once, and even though most of the amateur ones might be recorded badly, there’s still plenty of studio-filmed monster dicks here to make up for it.

Good Luck Trying To Organize It All Though..

Reddit doesn’t have tags or categories, and its only means of content organization is its resident search bar, which is ineffective half the time because the keywords it tries to match with are simply not there. This site’s search bar works by matching your keyword-based search query with identical keywords it pins down on a particular subreddit such as /r/MonsterDicks here. However, over half of all posts on XXX subreddits are uploaded with such vague wording in their titles that it makes them impossible to be picked up by any given concrete search query you can think of.I mean, with a prevalence of post titles that go along the lines of something like “Decided to share this with you today!” or “What a beautiful day to post a nude,” how could you ever hope to find anything? You’re definitely not going to search for “beautiful day” or “how’s it going?” on a XXX subreddit. But at least /r/MonsterDicks here doesn’t have a great variety of content on it since it’s primarily focused on delivering large penises, so you don’t have to worry about Reddit’s faulty search bar too much in this case - if they added a search filter based on penis size it would definitely revolutionize the porn industry.

Monster Dicks On Your Phone?

When I want to access a XXX subreddit while locked up in a public bathroom with my phone hooked up to the nearest free WiFi network, I rely on the Reddit app to get the job done for me quickly and effectively. The reason being is because the mobile version of the site has always responded much slower in terms of processing speed, and my three-year-old cum-ridden Android phone needs all the processing speed it can get seeing as how I’ve ejaculated on it enough times to cause it hardware damage. With that said, if the Reddit app can fire up on my phone without a problem, then it can definitely work on yours too.