r/Grool/, aka Reddit Grool! Alright, despite what my mom says, I can have a serious talk, and I can discuss matters in an orderly manner. The only reason why she says that is because I didn't move out of the house yet. And I still can't do it, because, even though she gives me shit, she pretty much depends on me to do the hard work. By that, I mean lift a fork sometimes and set the table when my arms don't hurt. So, let's discuss something right now. You see, I hang on Reddit from time to time, but I fucking hate it. I think, even though I'm a massive loser, some folks there managed to beat even me. It's like I can't do even one thing right! Or, maybe there's hope for me? Anyways, today, we'll explore a brand new section of this place called 'grool,' which is a mix of words girl and drool. Whoever thought of this phrase should be shot dead at the center of Times Square in New York City.
I mean, I fucking went over this a thousand times, what more do you want me to say? You all know how Reddit.com works, especially if you're a pathetic man with a limp dick like me. You know that dudes like myself love to spend time on Reddit because it makes them feel better when a girl responds to their comment or when you say something political, and those folks agree with you. So, the homepage of grool is the same as all others. You get the name of the section, and then you have a button to join. If you do, you'll get to see chicks taking images of their pussy liquids.So, if that's what you want, then you better listen to me. And, on the right side of this place, you have a short description of it, and a list of rules and mods. But don't get your hopes up. Here, it's pretty much a flashback to the elementary school, back when teachers told that some fucking clean record student was in charge of the class. You can't enforce the rules without banning people and giving them shit. Unfortunately, I usually was that clean student, but I often got my ass kicked before I could even say a word to silence those jocks.
I pretty much just told you all about the navigation in the last paragraph, but let's go over it again. First, if you, by any chance, are new to this shit, then I have a few words for you. First of all, get the fuck out right now! If you're not in my position, then there's still time for you to save your dignity and remain an average human that you were just seconds ago. But, if you insist, then let's go over Reddit.com in general first. This place is like the central hub of the internet. You pretty much have every single fucking possible subject here, and you can go over them by finding them on the homepage or simply searching for them.So, spending time here isn't so bad, unless you're on political and porno sections. That's where the real shit show starts, but hey, we're here for dangerous living, especially I am. That's because I live on cheap food, vitamin pills, and stale bottled water that tastes like expired piss. I'm also addicted to porn, and I can't escape it, because it's also how I make a fucking living.
So, like I already said, Reddit.com and the grool section are all like all other places. You get the name of the subsection and the joining button, rules, mods list, and a small description of this place. So, it's pretty much easy to use this place. All you have to do is scroll around, check these images, and that's it. This place has such an excellent navigation system that you can become the perfect zombie here. You can scroll endlessly, all while collecting these dirty images to make a collection for your alone time. You already know it, that's what I do, every single second while I'm at work, and my parents sleep, not knowing that their son is a deranged bastard. I mean, they do know that I'm the most screwed up person ever, but they don't know the extend of my shitty behavior.
So, let's discuss the perks of Reddit.com and the grool section. If you enter Reddit, and this place in particular, here's what you'll find. You'll see all the free content that you want, and you don't have to pay a cent for it. On this website, you also don't have any pop-up ads. This place is like Google, and the only difference is that it's better, and it doesn't sell your data to Americans. Instead, it sells it to China so that you can relax. Jesus Christ, I hope that one day, a sexy Chinese female agent will come and abduct me.Anything's better than just sitting around here, hoping that something spectacular will happen to make me quit all my vices. But, that's not going to happen without me taking matters into my own hands, which I don't have the strength for at all. So, in the end, it is what it is. Also, the users upload all the content, so you know that it's mostly genuine and impressive. And, you can interact with them through the comments, or by saying hi to them on their profiles. My inbox is still empty, and girls don't send any messages to me. My distant cousin told me that chicks find it creepy when I comment on their photos like a thirsty freak, but I don't believe him. I think it shows my raw sexual energy!
The content of this section
The content of this specific part of Reddit.com is grool or girl drool. Every goddamn time I write this or say it out loud, I cringe like a motherfucker. That's because it sounds like something I'd accidentally say in high school during sex ed glass, right before I get beat up again. It happened numerous times, but I'm slowly moving on and healing, like a sturdy little bird, spreading its wings. Of course, this is what I tell myself during the night, right before I have a bunch of nightmares and wake up. Then, every day, I have to remind myself of what a shitty existence I truly live. But, anyway, that's not the point here. The point is the content of this Reddit section, so let's discuss it.
Here, you pretty much have only images. You might be able to find some videos, but that's tough luck. NSFW parts of this place are mostly image galleries, so if that bothers you, don't hang around this place. In these pictures, you'll mostly see a closeup view of pussies, with liquids either dripping or being there, without moving. Honestly, now, I realize that girls all have different pussies, but I'm not picky. Some of these babes have the perfect liquid, and their pussies look aesthetically pleasing. But, others look like my dad when he comes home after his second day of gambling, and his face is pale while his eyes are red. So, if anything, porn can give you a proper education.
Overall, despite my lame attempt at being cool by joking with the content of Reddit.com and grool, I think that the material is fascinating. You'll find lots of amazing things, and you'll be grateful that there's stuff like this on the internet, and real women, with flesh and blood, post it. They're like an elixir to us losers, expanding our lives so we can suffer a little more in life.
Registration and conclusion
The registration for Reddit is easy. All you need to do is type in your email, think of a fresh password, and write a unique username. After that, you can join the grool section and have tons of fun ruining your life further, instead of finding a girlfriend somewhere out there. I'm also doing that, and I don't even give a fuck anymore, I'll spend the rest of my life alone, in my misery. So, what's my conclusion about this fantastic place? It's impressive. If you ever wanted to admire a juicy, wet pussy, this is the perfect place for that. If you check this Reddit.com section out, you'll love it. So, give it a chance, and you'll see that it's gorgeous!