Reddit GoneMild, aka r/GoneMild! The modern, civilized world is so amazing. You can be a bloody virgin like me, and still see a female body more than a Playboy photographer. Of course, that's due to porn, but just the thought is so impressive that I am speechless. But it's like eating the same meal every day. Eventually, you get sick of it, and you need something new. That shit still hasn't happened to me, at least with all those greasy patties that I consume. I am sick of my grandma forcing vegetables on me, though. But that's not the main point here.The point is that, after seeing nude women every day, it's sometimes great to slow down. And, we can all finally do that with this great section on Reddit.com. If you're ready, follow me into a wild adventure full of half-naked women, and let's make this journey special, because mostly, we all see gross porn daily. So, let's begin with this and good luck to us all!
The super gay and girly homepage
I have no idea why, but ever since I was a kid, I was a slow type. My reflexes sucked, and they still do, plus, I have no killer instinct, as alpha males would say. So, people often called me gay. I get the same confirmation all the time, and the Gone Mild page on Reddit.com isn't any different. The profile picture for it is a pair of big, pink lips, and the cover plus the background are pink as well. Is it truly possible that anything but straight-up hardcore fucking and beer chugging is gay?I can't make peace with a life like that, and that's why I always feel like a goddamn pussy. But, at the same time, because of that, the place looks non-threatening, welcoming, and warm. Even though I have no memories of it, it reminds me of my mother's womb, and how safe and sound I probably felt. Besides that, of course, you have the content in the middle, plus a crap-load of different rules, flairs, descriptions, and all other crap that Reddit generally has. So, besides looking like a girl's room for sleepover parties, the Gone Wild page looks excellent.
Navigation this place is like navigating a woman's mind
Back when he still had hope that I'd grow up to be a decent man, my dad used to say the same thing to me repeatedly. 'My son, if you want to win in an argument with a woman, you have to be careful. You have to observe her quirks, and then stay calm when she's attacking you or arguing with you'. Unfortunately, that advice is virtually useless because I never even had a relationship, but what can you do. It's still helpful because now, I can compare it to the navigation system of this Reddit.com page called the Gone Mild section. Anyways, what can you find here? Well, first of all, you have that crappy description that's like something women put on their book club websites and all that shit. 'Here, we elegantly present this, and we're super classy' blah blah blah, you already know how ti goes. So, yeah, the description is that classic bullshit, but still, it's better than 'we look at trans asses over here,' I think at least.
Now, these next options are something that I fucking don't understand. Back when I was a child, and my folks still used to care about me, they'd always tell me never to reveal my info on the internet. They feared that a pedophile would one day swoop in and steal me while I was playing a video game or something like that. Now, everything seems like it shifted, and now, we have to verify and reveal details about ourselves all the time. And the Gone Mild Reddit page isn't any different at all. Here, you have a complicated verification process, which I didn't read, because my attention span is fucked up, plus it's too dull. I mean, just fucking post content, it's not like you're making money or anything like that. Jesus Christ, porn posting on Reddit is so complicated that I'm ready to quit the internet altogether.
At least the rules make sense if anything else. Since the Gone Mild Reddit.com section isn't about nudity, it's only understandable that it isn't allowed. That means that you can't post naked images, porn, or anything else that involves a body that doesn't have clothes on it. In a way, I enjoy that, because this place has less fucking nudity than my family reunions, especially when my fat uncles and cousins take their shirts off and reveal their man-boobs. So yeah, this place pretty much doesn't allow nakedness, minors posting, or people advertising any products or private pages. So, on this Reddit page, at least that makes sense if anything else.
A positive and playful experience is what you get here
Since I usually discuss perks only, this time, I'll mix them with something else. There's a lot of negativity in the world right now, and you always see the extremes. Since politics today mix into anything, then I might as well use a political example. On the one side, you have Islam. There, all women have to cover their complete bodies, and that's understandable. My fat uncles fear that, because their women barely even fuck them anymore, and I fear that because I never fucked a woman. So, we all have our fears. On the other side, you have liberal people always pushing for nudity, orgies, drugs, and, overall, a sinful life. At least that's what my grandma says before whipping me, because, not thanking her after she reads you a Bible quote is a sin.
Here, on the Gone Mild Reddit.com subsection, things seem to be a bit balanced out. You have a positive experience with barely clothed women, and even the titles are positive or playful. They talk about the sun, mornings, tough days, women look gorgeous but don't reveal themselves fully, and shit like that. I mean, it's like one of those bubbly romantic movies that we all know, and that's what I enjoy. It helps me relieve the last three percent of masculinity that I have, and I can relax without worrying about anything else. Plus, Reddit's general lack of ads and Gone Mild's restriction of personal promotions add up to the bullshit-free experience that this place is offering.
The bubbly content for pussies like me that you see here
Like I already mentioned, here, on the Gone Mild Reddit.com page, they don't allow any nudity. And that's kind of cool. But, you also don't have fucking women in turtleneck sweaters or anything else either. Instead, there's a delicate balance here, and I'll explain what that means. Here, you have gentle women in their bikinis, or you have adorable sweethearts in their shorts, shirts, or anything else. Pretty much, the women are clothed but barely, and that all looks nice and bubbly. So, I enjoy that content because it plays into my fantasy of having a gentle wife to cook and take care of me while I watch her ass in the kitchen. I'm just pathetic, I know, but I can't fix that at all!
Also, the ladies are gorgeous, and they all look like those gentle, artistic types that we all chase. Besides that, on the Gone Mild Reddit page, the content isn't diverse at all. It's about a single subject, and nothing else plays into that. If you enjoy seeing something like that, check this Reddit.com subsection out, but don't expect a fucking miracle. Leave that to my grandma, who prays to Jesus every day that my dad stops doing drugs and drinking like a maniac.
Registration process and my opinion about this place
If you want to become a member of the Gone Mild Reddit section, then you need to do a few things only, and they're all about registering. All you need to do is think of a unique username, a secure password, and give Reddit.com your email. And that's it, now you're a member, and you can subscribe to this place. And you should do that. If a pussy like me can speak volumes about this place, imagine how much an ordinary person would have fun. It's a safe, balanced place with a positive atmosphere, pleasant, erotic content, and gorgeous women. So, give this place a chance, and enjoy everything that it offers to you! Peace out, and see you all whenever the next tragedy happens to me!