Gone Wild Couples

Reddit Gone Wild Couples, aka r/GoneWildCouples! Of course, once again, Reddit has to mock me and my pathetic destiny. That's because the section that we'll review today is all about couples fucking and having fantastic times together. Unfortunately, y'all know damn well that that's something that I can't do at all. My dick doesn't work, women don't like pathetic dudes, and I'm too attached to my mom's fat, sweaty, greasy, smelly, gross tit to let go and spread my wings in this mysterious world. If you feel the same way as I do, then you know what I'm talking about in general.Luckily, at least I can express my burning desires and thoughts in this review, at least before I decide that it's enough and retreat to a monastery to atone for my sins. So, if you're up for viewing this great place, then follow me. Now, I'll cut this intro short, and I'll immediately move on to the review. So, good luck to us all, and let's begin!

The homepage

The homepage of Gone Wild Couples isn't a surprise at all, and in fact, it's what you'd generally expect from a Reddit.com page. That's because they all look the same, with little to no differences. Most people would shit on that fact, but I am quite fond of it, for two reasons. First of all, because, that way, it's easier to remember shit. Mainly because my brain is shrinking because of the lack of education and, of course, all the porn that I'm watching, and the second reason is that, as a real coward, I am afraid of any changes, and I can never face them head-on. Still, that's my own problem, and I have to deal with it however I can. What I want y'all to know, though, is that this Reddit page is cool. For now, I can see that the content is fresh, and we will discuss it later. Besides that, this place seems like it generally has some relaxed rules, chill admins, and everything else that you need for a non-toxic home on Reddit. If such a thing is even possible to achieve at all since most of y'all know what this site is like in general.

Navigation

The navigation system of Gone Wild Couples is also the same as for the rest of Reddit. First of all, once you enter Reddit.com, you have to sort through all the bullshit first. You'll either see people incapable of making money complain about Trump, or individuals similar to me complain about some other, deeply disturbing shit. Overall, Reddit is a shit hole, and everyone knows that. So, once you remove yourself from that type of shit, you can do two things.You can search for subsections in your special feed or find something new through the search option. So, that's how Reddit.com functions generally. It's easy to use and to remember. That way, even fucked up dudes like me can do something successfully, just to feel that small dopamine spike. Otherwise, we're left with the sense of impending doom, and that doesn't feel nice like you would all assume. Now, when you're in an individual subsection like Gone Wild Couples, you can quickly learn how to use them. That's because it's pretty easy to learn that shit, and this isn't hard to cram in your head at all. For example, at the very top, you have the Reddit section's name. Next to it, you have the joining button, and when you press it, you join the place. After that, it'll appear in your feed forever. One time, I was watching some fucked up hentai on Reddit.com, and I was sitting with my family at the table.There was my mom, eating a hamburger, and my dad, tweaking in the background. Suddenly, for some fucked up reason, they both saw what I was watching. My mom quietly wept in the background, disgusted at the type of man she raised. And, of course, my dad beat the fuck out of me with his army boots. That did hurt for a while. You get used to it after a while, though, but emotional scars will always remain there.

The perks

The biggest perk of Reddit.com is the same for all pages on it. You see, when you enter Reddit, even Gone Wild Couples, you'll immediately notice a few unique benefits. First of all, you don't have any ads at all. That means no regular advertisements or pop-ups telling you that horny women are nearby. After that, you also don't have any sponsors here promoting their shitty products or juices for losing weight. God knows how often my mom bought some shit from a pyramid scheme company, only to end up even fatter and more depressed. So, dear Jesus, forbid boomers from using the internet already! Also, on Reddit, you don't have to pay for memberships or any exclusive perks. The only things that cost real money here are virtual awards and metals. For some reason, people keep buying them, and it makes other people happy to receive them. I'll never understand that shit, but it is what it is, and I won't complain. I mean, I feel a spike of dopamine in my brain after cumming nine times in a single day, so who the fuck am I to judge anyone else?

The content

The content of Gone Wild Couples is something special. Before I explain it, now's the time to expand on the rules of this place. Every single subsection on Reddit.com has rules, and that's the truth. But most sections here, even small ones, have bothersome rules that usually drive the users away. But, Gone Wild Couples is a fantastic exception! You see, the most crucial rules are that the content has to be amateur, and it has to include couples. That does hurt me a little bit because it reminds me of my pathetic fantasies of having a woman who'll love me and take care of me.Mostly, I dream of a second mommy, because I'm a sick bastard. But, I don't want to complain about that continuously. Instead, I'll tell you this. I'm glad that you can find amateur content here only. Usually, all websites do is cram professional porn down our throats, with plastic women, rented mansions, and overly expensive cars. So, it's refreshing to see Bobby and Sandra getting it on alone, in their dark room, while their kids are sleeping in the room next to them. Also, all chicks in these images are sexy. I mean, I'm the type of dude who'd like to suck every single woman walking on this planet. These amateur ladies here are undoubtedly attractive to the point where I can feel myself leaking pre-cum through my pants. If you want to see exceptional amateur porn with gorgeous couples, then this is the best place for doing that shit. I wholeheartedly recommend that you check this place out, because you'll love it very much. Plus, you can also see and feel their passion, because, usually, genuine couples have more chemistry. So, overall, this type of porn is more attractive for many people, including me. I mean, to me, it's appealing because it seems real, so my fantasies are more realistic in return.

Registration and conclusion

To register for Reddit.com, you'll need only three crucial things. Okay, I think you'll need a bit more. First of all, you'll need to sacrifice your soul, brain, and critical thinking skills. Reddit.com is a place where the 'hive-mind' attitude rules, so make sure you don't stand out or others will kill you. Okay, this was my attempt at making a joke, but still. So, let's move on. What do you need to become a member of Reddit? First of all, you need to put in your password. Think of a secure one so that no one can crack it. After that, you need a unique username. And I'm not talking about something like Bob123456, no.You need to choose something that represents you, and it's wholly intriguing and new to the site. After that, all you need to do is type in your email, and that's it. Now, you're officially a Reddit member. You can shit on people, argue with them all day, and cum for five times a day until your dick becomes redder than a lipstick. So, what's my conclusion about this place? I don't think any of you care to know, but I think this place is fantastic. If you need the best amateur porn with couples in the universe, check this place out because you'll love it!