Reddit Distension, aka r/Distension! Now what we have here today is peak porn. If you love gorgeous women with monstrous cocks combined, then you'll love this place. They often say that we, as people, are superficial, and I agree with that. Women don't pay attention to me because of my looks. But, I can't blame them, since my personality also sucks and I'm a scared cat in most cases. But that doesn't change the truth. A majority of people are not attracted to a person unless they're instantly attracted to them. So, the solution to that is that we look on the inside and see what that looks like here.Well, today, you'll be able to do precisely that, only with excellent porn. If you're up for an adventure like that, then stick around. I'll give you excellent info, and I'll ramble about my life. I'm sure that my suffering provides entertainment for many people, so let's keep that in mind and begin with this review!
Luckily, at least the Distension Reddit.com section added the profile picture, as well as the cover. The only problem is that both are so blurry that I have no idea what I'm looking at here. It reminds me of that first moment in the morning, right when I open my eyes. I still don't have my spectacles on, and the world is just this beautiful blur that doesn't care about me, and I don't care about it as well. But, in the end, I put my glasses on. And it's like the reality hits me, with all its horror and grossness. But, it is what it is, and I can't complain too much.At least that first bliss in the morning keeps me from killing myself in the bathtub, as well as all the new porn that I'll never see if I do that. So, besides that, you have the content in the middle, and then you have the navigation system tools on the right side of this place. Overall, this Reddit subsection is not bad at all, so you'll pretty much enjoy it right away, especially when I uncover what's going on here in like three to four paragraphs.
The navigation system of the Distention section looks fantastic, and I'm not going to lie. And that's not because this Reddit.com page has something new or unique that I didn't see up until now, no. Instead, it's because everything on it makes sense. For starters, let's talk about the description. Without revealing what this Reddit page is about, you can see that the narrative does the content justice, mainly because it's so simple. Simple ways of doing things are often the best ones, because, with overly complicating matters, the only thing you get is more stress. Someone should explain that to my parents since they always like to fight, and my mom is so fucked up in the brain that she also enjoys making even the simplest of tasks feel like pure hell. I can't go against that, though, it is their house anyways. The only thing that I can do is move out, which is impossible because my folks steal all my hard-earned money. But yeah, firstly, the description makes sense, which I enjoy.
Besides this, I also think that the rules make sense on the Distension Reddit.com page. For starters, there's the usual shit like no minor posting, nothing that doesn't follow this place's subject, and all that crap. You have the best rules ever, like no advertisements, as well as no Discord links. I enjoy that, simply because now, I don't have to see annoying posts where people promote their useless crap and junk. Also, re-posting is something that the mods don't tolerate, as well as overall abusive behavior towards mods or other users. And I enjoy that.The Reddit page owners took care of pretty much everything, so you can enjoy using this place forever. The only flair that you also have is the self-post one, and, to prevent people from pretending to be someone they're not, the mods also banned cat-fishing, and that'll result in an ultimate ban for any user. That's great, but a little sad at the same time, since I often pretend to be an alpha male on sexting forums where thirsty women are looking for someone to please them with words.
All users need to understand something about Reddit.com in general. On Reddit, you don't have exclusive perks for individual pages, no. And Distension section is not an exception either. Instead, you have unique benefits for the entirety of Reddit. Like, for example, this is probably in like the top five popular websites in the universe, unless little green men have the internet up there. So, it doesn't need shady tactics like pop-up ads, promotions, begging you to pay for crap, and all that other shit that websites generally do. Also, becoming a Reddit member is something that you can do for free, which I enjoy.So, in a nutshell, you have a free website that doesn't use ads, has diverse content, and overall, it doesn't bother you at all. The only problem is that each site has a specific vibe, and that's something all people who grew up with the internet know. Unfortunately, Reddit.com is the worst possible site in the universe when it comes to the overall feeling. The users are humorless, pathetic, and dissatisfied with their lives. Wait, that's also a description of me! But anyway, yeah, you'll get excellent content for free without ads, especially on the Distension section.
Now, the time finally came for me to reveal what this place is all about. On the Distension Reddit.com section, you have a specific type of content. Do you remember my whole speech about looking on the inside, instead of focusing on the outside appearance? Well, in case you're even dumber than my hillbilly family, that was a fucking metaphor. Here, you pretty much have women, as well as massive cocks, combined. And, due to these cocks being so large, you can practically see them fucking women. You know, like, seeing the belly move, or seeing it going up and down in a woman's throat? That kind of crap. Naturally, that's something that appears in hentai more, but it's available here too.It looks like something from a sex cartoon also, since it's like the proportions are fucked up, and these cocks are too big for these women. But that's not a bad thing, and I enjoy that shit immensely! It's like seeing a dream. The only problem is that dreams are never a reality, and I'll never possess a cock like that, that'll please women and make them scream.
Overall, I think that the content of the Distension Reddit.com section is fantastic. First of all, the women all look gorgeous. And, the best part of it all is that they're eager to be treated like sluts. That's where these hung men came in. They give them their big penises, and then, these women become super submissive and horny as well. What more can you want anyways? Is there anything better at this point? No, there isn't, and I know that perfectly. So, I'd advise every one of you to check the content out and have some fun with it. It's perfect if you're into hardcore shit, and if you like pretty ladies degrading themselves, you'll enjoy this Reddit page too. Honestly, my mom fits in here as well. That's because she degraded herself in this case when she became so fat that she's almost unrecognizable now.
Registration and conclusion
If you want to become a member of the Reddit.com Distension section, then you need to make a Reddit account. And it's pretty easy to do that because you only need to fill three boxes in, like when you're voting for various crap in a fucked up country like mine is. So, what do you need here? First, you need an email, which I guess everyone who isn't my grandma has. And, after that, you'll need a unique username and a secure password. Once you get that shit, you can make a Reddit.com account and subscribe to the Distension section. And I think that everyone should do that. Reddit generally sucks, but this place is excellent, and you'll like it right from the start. It has stunning women, massive, throbbing cocks, and it's full of hardcore pounding as well!