DirtyPenPals

r/DirtyPenPals, aka Dirty Pen Pals Reddit! As many of you probably know, I am desperately lonely. There used to be a time where the only companion I needed was my hentai pillow, Sheila. Still, mother eventually stabbed the live poop out of her and buried her in the backyard next to an animal’s skull I was never able to identify. Since then, I have felt my spirit drifting away from me. I’ve even thought about jumping in front of oncoming traffic: you know, to give myself something to do.But then I discovered Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals. Oh my goodness, my dear friends, here is where I can tell anyone my deepest, darkest secrets! Not only that, but I can roleplay with them and pretend to be someone I am not! They do not know that I secretly possess the power of the greatest white knights and male feminists, and they certainly have no clue that I am the legendary telepathic warrior for women! I can be whoever I wish to be – whether that is a lizard person or a total Chad that loves to degrade women!

Over 270,000 members

I suppose many people on Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenpals also want someone to talk to and are in desperate need of some titillating conversation. Or maybe it’s just me; I’m not sure. At any rate, the NSFW subreddit features over 270,000 subscribed members with over 1000 online at any moment. It’s an impressive number of subscribed members for a NSFW subreddit with absolutely no dirty images, videos, or GIFs to speak of. As the moderators put it, Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals is all about, ‘orange letters of love;’ if you want some company as I do, drop some of these gals a line and see what kind of conversation comes up!I will say that I had a few girls that responded to my inquiries! It was one of the only times I have conversed one-on-one with a real female, and I was so nervous when the lovely lass asked me, ‘what was up,’ that it took me half an hour to figure out how to respond to her. I finally settled on, ‘nothing much,’ but by that point, she had already moved onto someone else and was not interested in what I had to say. Oh golly gee, if I had not been sweating so intensely and were faster at coming up with a witty retort, maybe we would still be taking at this very moment.Oh well, my dear male feminists! You know how the old saying goes: you miss 100% of the shots you take too long to take or something along those lines. I will just have to try again. I will be wittier, less nervous, and more willing to steer the conversation into…dare I say…a more sexual direction? Oh goodness, I am getting short of breath just from thinking about it!

A place to go for dirty roleplaying

Even though the name of the subreddit is Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenPals instead of ‘DirtyRolePlaying,’ it’s still a destination for mainly roleplaying with other horny people. Now, that isn’t to say that the NSFW subreddit is only for roleplaying – far from it. You can also just chat – doing this is as easy as looking at the filters tabs at the top of the subreddit (more on that in a moment). Even so, you are mostly going to find people who wish to roleplay with others on here, as that’s the main reason people visit this subreddit to begin with.In fact, there are entire workshops devoted to improving people’s roleplaying game. While everyone is welcomed – from the shy gal that just wants to have a dirty chat with someone to the erotic novelist that enjoys roleplaying exercises to boost her creativity – this community welcomes everyone that wishes to get a little dirty. But even so, the emphasis on Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenPals is so focused on roleplaying that I would go so far as to say that if you are not interested in roleplaying in any way, you are probably going to have a difficult time finding someone to talk to.That isn’t to say you won’t! Plus, that is not to say that there are no ladies on Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals who are as nervous as you are. There are people of all walks of life on here – from those roleplaying for the first time to ladies with years’ worth of experience that do this kind of thing every day. All types visit Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenPals – and chances are, you will find someone to talk to whether you are craving a roleplay involving aliens and a starship or if you simply want to describe how you work your dingus into a female’s baby hole.

Always something going on in the community

For those like me who only know how to roleplay when it involves a monster manual and a 20-sided die (I know how to play pen-and-paper RPGs, just don’t have the friends to play with), know that Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals can train you to become better at this unique yet rewarding craft. Go to the upcoming events calendar on the right sidebar of the subreddit to take a look at all of the events that are coming down the pipeline.You will find plenty of events, but the one type of event I want you to look at are the workshops. Whether you know how to talk to women as smoothly as ThePornDude or you nearly have a brain aneurism from trying to figure out what to say after someone sends you a simple, ‘hello,’ these workshops are designed to train you to know how to respond properly to ladies that you attempt to roleplay with. From the minimal amount of workshops I looked at, there are training sessions that focus on things like Posting Prompts and Persons and Tenses. There are even community open forums where you can ask any kind of question you may have, no matter how dumb you may think it is.Further, there are also themes and meet and greets. The themes allow you to create a story about a certain theme. Someone from the community writes a short prompt, and from there the community it challenged to create a story out of it. It can be any length, more than one person can contribute to the story, and there are no word count requirements or any walls you have to work inside – just the theme.I will give my male feminist friends an example. There was a recent theme called The TV Star. The scene was set up where an actress was being coached on how not to be nervous for her first audition. From there, it is up to the community to write a story about what happens from there. It is all for fun, and as Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenPals put it, these prompts are just for fun and to get those creative juices flowing. To entice you to write these prompts, Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals will reward you with custom flairs related to that theme. These are event-only flairs that are one and gone, so if you don’t want to miss out, participate in the workshops!

Simple to filter by preferred gender

Look, my dear male feminists. I realize that not every guy wants to speak with a lovely lass that will make them feel like a real man. That’s why Reddit.com/DirtyPenPals provides extensive filtering options that will allow you to find the right gender to chat with but a person who also wants to have similar conversations. To begin, go to the top of the homepage and look for the tab labeled Post Filters.Hover over the 'post-filters' section, and you will see a list of the types of conversations you can have: RP only, Chat only, Short term, long term, etc. If you also want to see the posts that match the gender you wish to speak with, first find a tab that has your gender in the tab first. For example, if you are a male, you will want to hover over the M4 tab; females hover over F4, etc. Next, choose the appropriate gender you wish to speak with. For me, I hovered over M4 and chose M4F, but since everyone is different, your mileage may vary. It’s easy to find the gender you wish to chat with, just pay attention to the tabs you are hovering over and then clicking on.

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Reddit.com/r/DirtyPenPals is a NSFW subreddit that is basically the home of dirty roleplaying on Reddit. There is always someone new to chat with and more to learn about honing one’s erotic writing craft. Unfortunately, those that want feedback will only be allowed to post once every eight hours – then again, that’s what /r/dpp_workshop is used for.