DatGap

Reddit Dat Gap, r/DatGap! You see, my godfather is a wise man. Unlike my fucking father, he's not a bum. He lost his eye in the military, yet he still has a sight on only the hottest women. And, of course, like it's a fucking Disney magic movie, they're all over him too. I mean, the poor eyeless guy can't get a fucking break! Also, he cycles a lot, which is why he has enormous calves. So, I wanted to paint a picture of what an alpha he is. And, of course, to share a fantastic quote with y'all that he once told me. You see, he said that the best women have the 'magical gap.'At first, I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about at the time. The only gap on a woman I've ever known is between my fucking mother's tits, which started appearing back when her 'girls' sagged from getting overly fat. After a lot of thinking, I eventually figured out what the fuck he was babbling about to me. And he was right. So, if you want to see the rest of my mystical knowledge, check this review out!

The ridiculous homepage

When you first enter the Reddit.com section called Dat Gap, you'll see some things that'll leave an impression on you. For starters, their logo is a bit uninspiring, because it's merely the name of the Reddit section in a white/orange color mix. And, of course, besides that, you have the cover photo of a skinny naked woman with her gap perfectly displayed. She's lying in the sideways style, and she looks gorgeous. The only thing that's a wee bit odd is that this image doesn't induce sexual feelings in me. And no, it's not because I jerk off to too much shemale porn, no.Instead, this picture simply reminds me of all those anatomy classes that I had to take for my art classes back in high school and college. So all I want to do now is grab a pen and produce like six shitty drawings that people will make fun of for no reason. Besides that, you also have the content. And all the usual shit on the right side of the site. Such as the mods list, introductions, rules, and all that crap. So yeah, this page isn't bad at all, maybe it could be better a bit.

The rational navigation system

I only spend my time around irrational people, aka my family. I am bleak, miserable, dark, and cynical due to that, and we all know that. My readers are familiar with that fact, and I'm sure that my suffering provides many laughs to people who are only better than me by a bit. But, even I am rational enough not to be a dip-shit on Reddit like many other users. And usually, when you hang on a section on Reddit.com, you can see that mods are full of themselves or enforce retarded rules that only make the users go away. But, luckily, and strangely enough, that's not the case with the Dat Gap section. So, what can you find here connected to the navigation system? The description is short, and its style is 'if you know, you know' type of shit, which I appreciate. There's no need to waste words unless you're a pathetic little weasel like me who can't communicate without talking nonsensically like a frantic woman in her forties. So, the fact that the admins don't bore you with unnecessary shit is already freaking amazing. Now, we can move on to the rules and check them out as well. Even the rules of the Dat Gap Reddit.com section make enough sense for me not to make fun of them. Even though I, of course, don't deserve to take a piss out of anyone. You know, since I'm so pathetic myself. So, what kinds of rules exist here, and why do the admins enforce them? Well, for starters, you have the usual 18+ users only, which I appreciate, because fuck people who think otherwise. Of course, after that, you also have the classic crap about posting only things that fall into the 'gap category,' so that the content is faithful to the topic of the section.Also, on this Reddit section, you have to post images only from approved sources, and if you post your crap, you need to verify yourself. And, of course, you have to go through the whole thing of taking selfies with papers and sending them to admins to confirm that your existence is, in fact, valid. I never understood that but probably because I don't have the spine to share my pictures with people who don't like freaks. So yeah, that's pretty much it.

The general benefits

Before moving on to general perks, let me tell you some things that I like about the Dat Gap Reddit.com section. For starters, shameless promotions, sponsoring, and all that crap doesn't fly here. The admins strictly forbid that, and that's for a good reason. So, you won't see cheap crap like that, even from ladies who post their content here. Besides that, you'll only get pictures of high quality, because that's also a rule. You can enjoy your stay on this Reddit section without seeing people who are a pain in the ass to all other users. And then, the general Reddit perks come into play here. For starters, you don't have any pop-ups on Reddit.com, and you don't need to pay for anything unless you want to. So, that's the best part about this otherwise fucking horrible site.I don't even know why I use it. It's like I have so little self-control that I can't even fucking quit this site for a single day. I only see political and negative news there anyways. It's like someone tying you to a fucking chair and showing you all the atrocities in the world like you can't live without guilt for a second. Like, I fucking know that Vietnamese kids make my shoes, but how the fuck can I stop that?! I can't walk into a shopping mall with my bare fucking feet and toes. Even Walmart fucking forbids that shit. So yeah, you have a fuck-ton of perks here, and you'll love them all, especially on the Dat Gap section.

The content

As far as the content of the Dat Gap Reddit.com section goes, you won't see any exceptional fucking shit. It's not all that diverse, and you don't have differences to satisfy your fucked up brain that needs constant stimulation like you're a fucking baby. But I get you, and I'm the same. Besides that, the content is fucking amazing. You'll see petite women with gorgeous bodies, delicious pussies, sensual manners, and incredible fucking gaps. It's like something that's not a pussy, but you can fuck it without any problems. The images have a high quality, and they look fantastic, plus, the whole gap thing on this Reddit section is exceptional.Even though the diversity isn't there, that doesn't have to be a bad thing. Someone should ring up the Hollywood CEOs and explain that fucking shit to them. I'm sick of all these 'versatile' movies putting in people just because they're of a different color. How the fuck is that diverse? It sounds even more racist and condescending than calling someone the N-word in the fucking Olive Garden. So yeah, relax, watch these sexy gaps between angelic female thighs, and shut the fuck up.

Registration and conclusion

If you want to become a member of the Dat Gap section on Reddit.com, you need to register for a Reddit account. And that's shit's so easy, but such a stupid fucking decision too. But, since I get money to write this bullshit, I have to encourage you to do this. You know, the same way my drugged uncles encourage my dad to smoke crack with them so that he can pay for the round. So, what do you need to make an account on Reddit? Well, you need three fucking things.You need a unique username, a secure password, and you need to write down your email. You're a Reddit.com user, and you can check and subscribe to the Dat Gap section now. And you should do that because it fucking looks fantastic. It's excellent, the pictures have a high quality, the theme of the subsection is delightful, and the rules are chill and make sense. So, give this place a chance and nut to the content. Because that's precisely what I'm about to do. So, have fun, peace out, and try not to stain your walls with cum!