CumFetish

Reddit Cum Fetish, aka r/Cumfetish! Unfortunately, once again, life found a way to remind me of all the things that I can't do. Even if I put time into self-improvement and practicing my positive attitude, I still won't be able to fuck a girl or cum in any of her holes. And that makes me sad. But, everyone makes their destiny, so I am at fault for being a shitty human. Like always, I am filling this intro with self-pity, and hated towards my vibe and general persona. But don't worry, the full review won't be like this.Only half of it will be this, and the other parts will give you valuable info about this new place on Reddit. If you're interested in what I have to say about this place, stick around, because it will be cool. I mean, I don't know any of you would listen to me, because I'm not an authority on anything, but still. I'm giving you a choice here, and I hope you pick the one that's less likely to make me cry myself to sleep once again.

The homepage

The homepage is the same for all Reddit pages, and that's a known fact by now. The Cum Fetish section isn't any different, so let's go over what constitutes a general Reddit.com page besides a bunch of virgins and attention-hungry whores. First, you have the subsection's name, and then you have the joining button right next to it. That way, you can get one step closer to me and learn about what it's like being a depressed shut-in who never leaves his house because of his fears of judgment and mockery.At this point, it transcends just general uneasiness, and instead, it's growing into a mild form of agoraphobia. But fuck that noise! Let's discuss the rest of this place. Besides the button for becoming a member, you also have a tiny description on the right side, as well as your general lists with mods and rules. That way, you'll know what to avoid doing, so that the mods don't ban you. I usually get banned, simply because I can't keep my mouth (or fingers?) shut, and I always end up stalking females, to the point where they want to contact local authorities. Jesus, it sucks to be me.

Navigation

Now, let's go over Reddit.com's overall navigation system before moving on to individual pages. Right when you access Reddit, it seems like something beautiful and diverse. Unfortunately, that's not the case. People similar to myself, who are deeply unhappy and unsatisfied with life, mostly populate this place. Of course, you have a shitload of boomers too. And judging by the main feed of this site, you can see how fucked up this place is. So, I advise you to either move to artistic sections of porn subsections. You'll find better shit, and it will make your stay on Reddit.com far more enjoyable. I mean, I'm not the expert here, but I am trying to save y'all from living a life like mine. So, when you're in a particular place like Cum Fetish, you can see that it's super easy to navigate. All you need to do is join the sub, read the rules, see who the mods are. Now, you can spend countless hours looking at pornographic images, all while neglecting your already fucked up family, just deepening the negative, self-destructive emotions that y'all have. It's a sad, sad world, and there's something that we all need to do to fix it. I just don't have the strength to do my part at all. That's why, when you do all these steps, you can do the same shit as me, and you can simply chill in this section all the time. All you need to do to get more content is to scroll down, and new images and videos will continuously appear until you finally find something worth masturbating to. So, that's the navigation system of this place, and you can enjoy it because it's simple to figure out, and ultimately, you won't have any problems with this place. It's calm, relaxed, and of course, full of excellent porn. Later on, we'll discuss the content that this place has too. I mean, I can't wait for us to do that, simply because I already have the weakest chub in the universe, and it's slowly throbbing, kind of like a dying animal. And yes, I am describing my erections like a sad ass dude that I am.

The perks

The perks of the Cum Fetish section are the same perks that you get for all pages on Reddit.com. First of all, on Reddit, you don't have any ads at all. The only add that you have is where you can subscribe to a place about the newest Corona info and all that shit. Since I want to be a mindful citizen, I should probably do that. But, Corona keeps reminding me of how I'm a risky group, due to every single organ in my body being fucked up. That's, of course, because of all the dust and junk food that I regularly consume. And as well as ridding myself of precious energy by masturbating up to nine times a day sometimes. Of course, some other perks here are that you also don't have to buy anything here. Reddit doesn't have any memberships, sales, promotions, or anything else. The only thing you can buy on Reddit.com are shiny and pathetic little awards that people use to get a tiny spike of dopamine, which is what I do, but with video games. Even games don't please me anymore.

The girls and the content

It's probably already evident by the section's name, but I'll explain it once again because I'm a sorry retard who can't keep himself from being overly friendly. That's how I mask the fact that I'm a total beta and don't have an ounce of self-esteem in my body. So, Cum Fetish is simply that, a subsection for cum. I mean, all you can find here are girls covered in cum. Sometimes, they have cum on their asses, and at other times, they have cum in their mouths. They also like to swallow, gargle, and taste semen all day.Honestly, I wish a woman would finally notice me and take a load from me, but there's no point in daydreaming about things that'll never happen. So, that's pretty much it when it comes to the substance in these images. Sometimes, you can also find videos, which is another thing that I think is cool. You can enjoy different types of materials here, and that'll make you satisfied for five seconds, until you realize that you jerked off again, even though you swore you'll take a break two hours ago. Also, like I already said, you can scroll down to find more content. Since only genuine people post on Reddit.com, it's evident that Cum Fetish isn't an exception. And, mindless hoes with no jobs, and thunder chads who fuck always have new material to post. So, users post up to several times a day, and you'll never run out of content to watch and sample. Plus, this place has around three hundred and sixty-nine thousand members, so many people will post every day, and all-day too. To be frank, this is one of the best sections on Reddit that I've ever seen. That's probably because of my sick fantasies that involve both women and semen, but I still think that this place is impressive, and you'll pretty much adore it, just like I do.

Registration and conclusion

When you want to register for Reddit, there are some things that you need to know. First of all, to become a Reddit.com user, you only need three things. Okay, four, since I forgot that you also need to be a useless, self-loathing prick like me who does nothing but complain in the reviews. I mean, I'm just pathetic, what the fuck! But, never mind that. The first thing that you need is a unique username. After that, think of a secure password, and add your email, and that's it. Now you can squander your life on the stupidest website ever until you die. So, what's my conclusion about this place? Well, it's that it's cool, and I enjoyed it immensely. If you want a fantastic page about cum in various images and videos, this is the perfect place. Check it out, give it a chance, and see what you think! Bye-bye for now, hope we meet again before I overdose on Doritos!