Creampies

Reddit Creampies, aka r/Creampies! I’ve always longed to ejaculate inside a human vagina, and if I actually had a job I could be able to afford a fleshlight that would unquestionably take all my loads, but until then I’ll keep relying on my 5-year old body pillow to do all the dirty work for me. I haven’t even washed it since I bought it for 30$ from a smelly flea market, and I don’t intend to wash it until the day I finally manage to blow a load inside an actual human vagina. I heard it feels really good – I mean the girl has to be on birth control otherwise she’ll get pregnant, but I’m positive that one day I’ll be able to afford a premium hooker who takes birth control pills if I manage to find a way to monetize my high-level WoW skills.

And in this brave new world, there are tons of escorts that you can order online who actively take birth control as a part of their occupation -. I’ve found plenty of good escort websites on the Porn Dude’s escort site listings. And if I ever need to satisfy my creampie fantasies in the meantime, I can always rely on /r/Creampies here to get the job done. This little creamy corner of Reddit is undoubtedly one of the best places on the internet for creampie content.

/r/Creampies is home to a wide variety of creampie content which I’ll elaborate on in this review, but the reason as to why this subreddit is home to 417k subscribers is due to the exclusivity of the content on it. There’s a treasure trove of creampie content here on this subreddit that can’t be found anywhere else – you won’t be able to find most of the stuff that gets posted here, now matter how deep down the rabbit hole of porntube video pages you scroll past. You can spend hours looking for quality creampie material on sites like PornHub, RedTube and XVideos, but you’ll likely never find the majority of the stuff that gets posted here.

And that holds especially true now in 2020, because in this pandemic-filled day and age, more and more XXX content creators are sprouting up and posting their stuff on the internet because they’re quarantined at home and can’t socialize like they used to, so naturally, they’re bored and hungry for attention. Not me though – I’m still masturbating to porn 2-5 times per day and playing WoW and League of Legends for hours on a daily basis, because I know how to live like a true king. Let me break down all the pros and cons regarding this subreddit and help you determine if it’s worthy of your payloads or not.

There Are Plenty of Videos and GIFs Here

Like all quality XXX subreddits, /r/Creampies is abundant in both GIFs and videos. I love GIFs, especially on XXX subreddits, because all of them are curated and assembled together by avid porn enthusiasts who know exactly which scenes to loop. But GIFs will always lack sound, and sound is a big deal when it comes to creampie content because it really lets you hear and feel the oomph that goes on in the moment the guy delivers his payload into the landing bay. There are more than enough videos and GIFs to go around here, but naturally, this subreddit is also home to plenty of still image content too, because a lot of content creators can’t be bothered with filming actual homemade footage, which brings me to my next point…

And The Remaining Half Of The Content Is All Still Images

Yes, around half of the content that makes its way to this subreddit is in GIF and video format, whereas the remainder is in still image format. Now when it comes to creampies, GIFs and videos usually do a better job of showing you what actually goes on in those few seconds of euphoria. The pump-action motion that takes over the human penis during the moment of orgasm allows it to thrust the hot gooey seed of life into a vagina with a force better than Gogeta’s Big Bang Kamehameha Wave, and watching that happen on a GIF can be quite pleasing – hearing the groans and moans in the video makes it even more exhilarating to witness.

But when it comes to still image format creampie content, it’s usually a snapshot of the aftermath – a lot of still images here show the splatter resulted after the whole fiasco went down. It’s almost always a picture of human semen dripping in and around a vagina, and I guess that also holds its own erotically-artistic merit – but I’d much rather prefer to blow my own loads to GIFs and videos of people blowing their own loads in their sex partners. So yes, around half of the content here is in still image format whereas the other half is GIFs and videos, so there’s something for everybody – much like the production value of the posts too, which brings me to my next point…

Same Goes For The Production Value…

A considerable amount of the content that gets posted here on /r/Creampies is studio-made, and if you’ve read any of my reviews before you’ll know that I always prefer studio-made content over amateur material. I mean I’m still yet to feel the warmth of a woman, let alone ejaculate into one, so I’m obviously more attracted to studio-made XXX content due to the simple fact that it just looks much more visually-attractive than amateur content.

The studio-made stuff that you can find here obviously isn’t exclusive to this subreddit – but the amateur content is. With that being said, it breaks down to around half-and-half – /r/Creampie here is a 50/50 split between amateur and studio-made stuff, so again, there really is something for everybody here, especially if you can appreciate fine-quality creampie porn.

Even With All This Variety of Content, There’s No Way To Organize It

Despite /r/Creampies being home to a balanced variety of both professionally-made as well as amateur content, and despite there being a variety of GIFs, videos and still images here, there really is no way to separate, sort or organize any of the content on this subreddit. Reddit lacks a tag and category system, and there’s virtually no way to separate the different formats of content that makes its way onto this cream-filled haven. So if you were looking to filter-out all the videos on this subreddit, you’re better off just searching for creampie videos on PornHub instead. Sure, there may be a search bar on this website, but the search queries you enter in it will only be used to match any identical keywords that are located within post titles. In other words, if you search for “panty creampie,” the only posts that will come up as results will be the ones that contain either of those two words (or both of them) within their title.

But here’s where things get complicated: Reddit’s user base isn’t too aware of the limits of Reddit’s search bar. And a lot of the time, people who upload content here will create post titles which in no way convey whatever the post contains. For example, there might be a post here containing a GIF of a redhead girl in stockings receiving a payload – but it might just be titled “this was the biggest load he’s ever filled me up with,” which really doesn’t help clarify or convey what actually happens within the content of the post. So if you were to search for “redhead stockings,” this post will most certainly not show up as a result. This is why Reddit is in dire need of a proper and effective content organization system.

You Can Go On /r/Cumshots Here In a Jiffy Thanks to The Reddit App

The mobile version of the Reddit website does an okay job of letting you access this site through a smartphone – but it doesn’t hold a candle to the app. The Reddit app definitely outshines the mobile version of the website in every way, and that’s evident by how fast it lets me access /r/Creampies here from my phone. My dying little Android which I’ve been using for three years can enter any subreddit in just under a minute, and the software is considerably corrupted due to me using it to visit tons of malicious porn websites. The hardware’s also taken quite the toll because a lot of the times my own load would spill into the phone – but hey, it’s still working, and I bet the Reddit app can work on your smartphone with virtually no problems at all.