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Reddit Celebrity Butts, aka r/CelebrityButts! It is no secret that celebrities are better than the rest of us mortal men and women. As you may know, alien overlords breed certain human beings and implant them into human females to grow like a normal, human baby. Eventually, the being becomes self-aware and reaches celebrity status, forcing us ordinary people to bow down to them and worship every step they take on our beautiful planet. Sure, it would have been nice to have been chosen to be a celebrity. But that is not my mission.
Instead, I have been chosen to uplift and praise females and let them know how important they are to making our world a planet worth living. Yes, I even have to do this for celebrity females. That is why I urge all of my male feminists and white knights to visit Reddit.com/CelebrityButts. Here, you will spot a plethora of amazing women that will make you want to stand up, salute them with your masturbating hand, and tell them how much they make life worth living. It is enough to bring a tear to the eye. But dry up, men: hop to it and show these women how much you love them!
Over 160,000 subscribed members
I am so pleased to know that other white knights send telepathic praises to women on Reddit.com/r/CelebrityButts. There have to be. After all, why in the heck would over 160,000 members subscribe to this NSFW subreddit? Could it be because they want to stare at anuses all day that are on a whole other plane than us normal folk? I don’t think that’s the case. Instead, I truly believe that people visit this subreddit to send good vibes to the celebrities that make them feel better about themselves from eye humping them alone. Let me tell you something, my friends. I found the butts on this subreddit to be genuinely jaw-dropping! If I found out that a fellow male feminist was eye humping one of the lovely ladies on this subreddit instead of uplifting them and sending them praises telepathically as they are supposed to be doing, I don’t think that I could even be mad at them! Although you may think that celebrity butts are overrated, there are reasons why celebrities are groomed by the alien overlords to be the modern-days goddesses that they are. Yeah, I get it. That 70-year old lady that lives down the street has a giant, round buttocks that makes you want to sneak over to her house, pour an extra dose of nighttime sleep aid into her warm bubble milk, and lick her butthole like a candy apple at the carnival. And sure, you may think that nothing could be sexier than those drooping, flabby buttcheeks that smell like cabbage but warms up your hands like Christmas mittens. I understand your point of view: celebrities have a lot to live up to when it comes to ordinary people. Especially the sexy ladies around the nursing home. But when you get a glimpse of the tight booties and the round, perfect butts that look as if a famous Renaissance artist chiseled them, you are going to be forced to stand up, cross your hand over your heart, and send a prayer of thanks to the celebrities that look as perfect as they do. You will be as breathless as I was, and that is the truth. The only thing that would have made this subreddit even better is if Angela Lansbury was featured in a submission. That cougar’s bare anus would have made my penis infinitely jizz all over itself as I begged for her aura to stop making me orgasm. Fortunately for me, I did not find her anywhere. It makes me wonder how in the world she could be forgotten when Reddit.com/r/CelebrityButts features so many beautiful ladies.Over 20 submissions per day
One of the reasons Reddit.com/CelebrityButts is such a treasure trove of delicious, erotic anuses is because there are over 20 submissions every single day. That may not sound like a lot when you compare it to other NSFW subreddits. But when considered that there is not a ton of nudity on Reddit.com/r/CelebrityButts, it is enough to make you realize that the beauty of these gals is truly breathtaking. One interesting thing I noticed was that some users submit the bulk of the content on some days. It does not happen all the time, but it was noticeable enough. If some of these users – powers users, I guess you could call them – were to stop adding to the delicious mix of content on Reddit.com/r/CelebrityButts, I’m afraid to say that the subreddit would feel a lot lonelier. With hundreds lurking around Reddit.com/CelebrityButts and salivating at the amazing anuses that the subreddit has to offer, I have to wonder why there are not more submissions on the subreddit. One would think that with so many browsing what the subreddit provides, that there would be people that would want to submit their own content for others to see. I mean come on, that is such an easy way to get some sweet, sweet karma. You know what they say, it is just like a penis: once you get a taste, you never forget what it takes like. Or maybe I am getting that wrong. Perhaps I can reach out to ThePornDude and he can clarify.Huge variety of celebrities represented
If you thought you would see only vanilla celebrities like Jennifer Assiton from that one sitcom or Halle Banana from the X-Men movies, you could not be more wrong! Certainly, I found AAA celebs like Ariana Grande and Emilia Clarke, but I also noticed celebrities that otherwise never would have gotten the attention they deserve. Niche celebrities like Internet star Gabbie Hanna and professional wrestler Tenille Dashwood were all represented here. It just goes to show you how broad the title of celebrity has become. Back before I was surfing the Internet and looking for female cartoon characters to uplift before I knew they were make-believe (although I think a few of them may exist in real life), everyone knew what constituted as a celebrity. You either had to play with balls, play with balls in a movie, play with a ball while singing a song, or doing stand-up comedy. Nowadays, you can film yourself opening Pokemon cards, and with a little help of selling one’s soul to the alien overlords that decide what is popular in the world, you too can achieve celebrity status. Imagine if I could become a celebrity just from polishing my anime figurines. I could stand tall along with the likes of Angela Landsbury. Becoming chiseled into the tale of history as a human being that everyone in the world knew, realized, and loved. Speaking of love, I absolutely love the variety of celebrities featured on Reddit.com/CelebrityButts. Like I said earlier, the celebs submitted are from all realms of celebrity status. You will see names that almost every household in the world recognizes and others who are only known by a certain subset of fandom but still see them as a mainstream cult celebrity. They are all represented here. I for one love the fact that browsers get a variety of celebrities to choose from all the time. It is refreshing and a huge break from the vanilla gallery that the sub could have been!No GIFs or videos
Unfortunately, those hoping to find a variety of GIFs and videos will not find them here. That’s because there are mainly images here. While I did not notice any rules on the sidebar banning GIFs and videos from getting posted, there certainly no images to be found on Reddit.com/r/CelebrityButts, either. Maybe it’s far easier to post an image of a celebrity butt than to catch an up-close-and-personal view of the butt. Who am I to say, I am not a butt expert like the porn God himself, ThePornDude! Also lacking is a serious amount of nudity. Do not get me wrong: there are naked butts here. If you use the Reddit.com/CelebrityButts’ sorting options, you can find the top upvoted submissions of all time to view the best submissions in the sub’s long and extensive history. You will find most of the instances of nudity by doing that, but once you are doing looking through that treasure trove, it’s all up to the community. Again, you will see nudity on occasion. Still, the vast majority of the content on Reddit.com/CelebrityButts isn’t nude at all. It’s sexy to be sure, but sorry Chads, not a lot of nakie here!Suggestions:
Reddit.com/CelebrityButts has a huge library of sexy celebrity butts. It’s probably because there isn’t a lot of nudity to be seen here for those that find a downside to the subreddit. It’s there, but it would be nice to see more, totally bare celebrity butts. Between that and the lack of GIFs and videos, the sub is sexy and will turn you on when you browse if you are a total Chad, but it may leave something to be desired for some browsers.- Over 160,000 subscribed members
- More than 20 submissions per day
- Large variety of celebrities represented
- Not a lot of nudity
- Almost exclusively images
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