Reddit Bolted On Tits, aka r/BoltedOnTits! Guys… I have a confession to make. I’m already hard just thinking about the sub that I’m supposed to review for you today. Have you ever seen a chick with fake boobs, but you don’t care that they’re fake because they’re just so damn perfect? Yeah? Well, you can get that kind of content and nothing else if you want when you check out /r/boltedontits. This place is basically made for people who enjoy seeing chicks with fake boobs and for guys who don’t care if a babe has fake tits or not. I’m certainly one of them, but I only get to see these babes behind my screen, and I’ll never get that in real life. I’m just way too ugly for any chick to allow me near her wonderful breast implants I guess. Oh well, let’s begin…
Absolutely stunning pairs of fake boobs
Before I start crying because of the fact that I’ll never see these round perfect tits in real life, I have a confession to make. I love fake boobs more than I like real boobs. Yeah, I said it. Some guys might say that real boobs feel better, but the joke’s on you because I’ve never felt any boobs in my entire life! The only boobs I can feel are my own. And yeah, I do have a pair of manboobs and it’s really disgusting. Might be one of the reasons why girls don’t even want to speak to me when they see me out on the street. But with /r/boltedontits I don’t have to worry about any of that, I can just jerk off to them!And this is one of the main reasons why I love fake tits so damn much. If I can’t feel them, then they obviously look a lot better! I mean, if they looked worse, I’m sure very few girls would actually get breast implants! But what we see today is that more and more chicks are getting these boob jobs and they post their bolted on tits to /r/boltedontits. I mean, the name of the subreddit speaks for itself guys. You can expect some of the finest fake boobs that you’ve ever seen to jerk off to on this sub. And if that’s not your cup of tea, then you can fuck right off and enjoy your real bobos in your real life with real girls.
So many new posts uploaded constantly
As for me, I’ll stay in my parents’ basement and enjoy one pair of fake tits after the other and jerking off like 50 times a day to them! Yeah, I am known to have a pretty good stamina when it comes to jerking off. I’ve tested myself many times with porn subs on Reddit.com such as /r/boltedontits. I have to tell ya, they can’t put out that much content to keep me satisfied! But that’s speaking about people like me. When it comes to ugly little porn addicts like Porn Geek, you can’t really compare yourself to that level of being pathetic. Instead, you should just enjoy the content here as much as you want to and need it.Sometimes you might need more posts to blow a load, but at other times you might need fewer pictures to jerk off to. Whatever the case may be, I’m pretty sure that you can find time for most of the content that is offered up on /r/boltedontits. And besides, there’s no way that you’ll be missing out on any content because they always have a lot to offer. New posts get uploaded to /r/boltedontits frequently, so you can always rest assured that you’re getting something new when you come to this NSFW subreddit. There is a really nice fan base of supportive community members who make sure of that.
Mostly high-resolution images, some low-res too
Now, just because a place has a lot of content doesn’t mean that it’s good, right? Right. So, what does /r/boltedontits have to say about the quality of their posts? Well, I’ve been peeping in and out of the sub for quite some time now, and I have to say that the /r/boltedontits subreddit definitely know how to present you with quality posts most of the time. Just make sure you’re filtering content according to the Hot and Top segments if you want to get the best of the best. But if you aren’t interested in the cream of the crop, and just seeing any fake tits is enough to make you cream all over your desk, then you might as well just go for New and get the latest content instead. This can vary in quality however, so yeah.Bolted on tits are always a pleasure to look at in my opinion, even when the content is iffy in quality. I mean, let’s face it, you’re not always going to get high-res images of chicks with fake tits. Sometimes they will be a bit lower in resolution, but they will have something else to offer you! For example, this one time I saw a picture comparing Nathalie Emmanuel (the actress who had that nude scene once) and Stormi Maya (the porn actress with the curly hair and the big fake tits). I have to tell you, every time I watch Stormy Maya get fucked now, I just imagine that it’s Nathalie and I enjoy myself much more!
Hundreds of thousands of subscribers
So what can we conclude when we take a look at the community as a whole. Well, I can tell you that I see this place as quite successful when it comes to how many members it has. It’s not the biggest name on the block, but it certainly has enough content and people to satisfy my Porn Geek fake tits-loving soul. I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed as to how far this place has come even though it has existed for quite some time now. I just love subs that manage to grow to proportions where you can call them above average. This only shows you that the mods who run this place really care about growing it a lot.Right now, /r/boltedontits has over 265,000 members, and that might not be a huge success story seeing as how they’ve had over a decade to achieve this goal, but it’s still something. It was created all the way back in 2010, so it definitely has a lot of experience under its belt as a subreddit. I really trust places like this to shower me with constant updates of the best niche content I could ever ask for that comes to me for free and without any ads. Reddit.com is kinda known for having that sweet spot where you get almost no ads and you get amazing free content at the same time. Definitely check it out!
Boring and default subreddit design
One aspect that they could improve upon a lot is the design. Why do I say this? Well, just look at it! It’s as default as subreddit designs get! And if you thought that you were going to get customized features, think again. This place doesn’t really care much for that which makes me wonder how the fuck they managed to grow so much over the years. I guess people like me just like fake tits so much that they don’t care about anything else as long as they get to see a pair of bolted on tits every now and then while they’re scrolling through Reddit. All in all, it’s a really fun sub even with all these design flaws.Do I recommend it? Hell yeah, I do. It might now have everything as hunky-dory as people might like it, but I feel that this also makes it a bit more genuine. It doesn’t try to hard to impress you with fancy graphics, and the only thing that it does do is encourage more and more people to really post a lot of content with babes who have fake tits and nothing else. So, if you’re here exclusively for that, and you don’t care that much about extra features, a good design, or a very active community, then this place is definitely a gold mine for you. I think you’ll have an amazing time scrolling through this subreddit.