2Busty2Hide

Reddit 2Busty2Hide, aka r/2Busty2Hide! Is there anything that will make your mouth water more than seeing a beautiful, busty woman that cannot hide the fact that her tits are so enormous? I saw a busty woman come into the butcher’s meat shop a few days ago when I was picking up seven pounds of olive loaf for mother. The butcher noticed my eyes glancing, said something about how he pegged me for a fruiget, then waited until no one was in the shop. Then he pulled his wiener out in front of me, grabbing me by the head and forcing me to look at it because “that’s what a real man looks like” as he put it.I flicked the head of his penis and ran out of the shop. He began hobbling at me, screaming something about how much I enjoy touch weenie or something when I ran into the same busty woman from the shop. She gave the butcher a mean look, and at first, I thought she was going to pull her shirt up and spray him with milk like dairy cows do to protect their babies. But instead, she picked me up on one shoulder and took me home with her. I woke up in an actual bed with chains around my ankles, so the butcher couldn’t take me away and harass me again. How thoughtful of the busty old gal!I decided to go on my phone and uplift and praise the beautiful females over on Reddit.com/2Busty2Hide to celebrate the day that the perfect busty woman for me finally found me, took me to her home, and protected me from evil forces that are trying to destroy this male feminist that’s changing the world. To continue my streak of changing humanity for the better, I decided to uplift and praise beautiful women on this amazing subreddit. So join me, will you, my dear friend? Together, let’s send psychic good vibes and praises to the females that make the world the special place that it is!

Over 370,000 subscribed members

When I first visited Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide, I did not think that anyone was going to be here. You see my male feminist friends. This is not a subreddit you visit if you want to see nudity. Yeah, you read that correctly: no nudity is allowed here! I will get to that in a moment, but with that being said, Reddit.com/2Busty2Hide must be doing something correctly because there are over 370,000 subscribed members on this sub!I nearly shed a tear when I saw that number! Because even though Reddit.com/2Busty2Hide does not have any naked ladies of any kind, there were still plenty of people that wanted to experience the subreddit, browse it, and take it all in for what it really was: a place to admire women based on their natural features – not watching them get porked like the second coming of Christ is tomorrow!Not only is the subscriber count something to brag about, but the number of people looking around the subreddit is also insane. I noticed that there were nearly 2000 people online at any given moment. Let that sink in for a moment: that’s almost 2000 people just to look at beautiful women dressed like they are going to work or church but with their breasts about to pop out of their shirt. No bergina or even a bare anus or nipple here: only women showing their beautiful faces, restable breasts, and personality in every submission. There must be a lot more male feminists and white knights here than I had anticipated. Oh my goodness, ThePornDude, I may have found a new favorite subreddit!

Dozens of submissions per day

Yet when I instant messaged someone about sending telepathic praises and psychic good vibes to the females on Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide, the person had no idea what I was talking about! They messaged me insulting obscenities like I was a crazy person, but that’s okay: I paid a witch to put a curse on the dumb anus! I guess Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide may not be full of white knights like I had originally thought.But that is okay! Because Reddit.com/2Busty2Hide has dozens of submissions every single day. There is always something new to see and experience on the subreddit – even if you visit every few hours. I noticed that there was at least something posted nearly every hour. In fact, on some days the amount of content was near fifty submissions. It’s an impressive number of a sexy subreddit that doesn’t have even one instance of nudity. It can only mean one thing: some people love looking at fully clothed women and imaging them without their top on!As I browsed these beauties and began to wonder when my own big breasted female would take these shackles off and let me nap on her breasts, daytime turned to night. Then the night turned to morning. Over. And over. And over again.A week went by and I wasn’t sure if she would make it. The only thing keeping me alive was the psychic promise she made to me as she was in my arms: that she would take care of me and make me feel special every day of her life. At last, I heard a door open and thought she was coming to make good on that promise, except it wasn’t her: it was another dude waking up in shackles as well! I began to wonder if this woman was not who she said she was…

No nudity or pornography of any kind

When I first visited Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide, I thought I was going to see a lot of bergina and titties as is to be expected on most subreddits. For those of you that are either not male feminists or see women as sex toys rather than being the real, living breathing human beings that they are, you are going to be in for a rude awakening. That’s because there isn’t any nudity of any kind on Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide. Yes again my friend, you read that correctly: there are only fully clothed beauties here.Now don’t get me wrong: that is not to say that you are going to hate your stay here! If you love looking at beauties whether they are clothed or not, you will be glad you visited regardless of your expectations. And let me tell you something my friends: the gals here will make you want to give them a round of applause for being so beautiful!I felt my dingus growing as I was shackled to this bed for some reason. The man next to me was saying crazy things about how he had been drugged and that this was the end, none of us are leaving this house alive. What a drama Chad! I showed him the fine lasses on Reddit.com/r/2BustyHide, but he looked at me like I wasn’t fully aware of what is going on. Oh, I’m aware all right, Chad: my prayers have been answered, and a busty woman is finally taking care of me. I wished that she would get these chains off of me though, I was getting sores all over my body.

A mix of professional and amateur images

One of the things that I noticed while I was browsing Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide is that there was a huge assortment of professional and amateur content. I cannot say how much more there is than the other, because there seemed to be a swell balance between the two. I was pleased to see this, as it’s always good to see professional beauties as well as amateurs represented so evenly.However, one of the things that irked my gooch is how there is no verification process for amateur cuties. I understand that they do not have to be naked and they must show their face in each post (the rules are clearly laid out in the sidebar). However, the fact that there isn’t a verification of any measure is a huge foul in my book. It doesn’t matter the nature of the content: there has to be some verification process if amateurs are posting their content.While Reddit.com/2Busty2Hide could bank on the amateurs getting verified on another subreddit, you have to wonder if many of the amateur submitters on the sub are actually posting content on other NSFW subreddits since they are not naked in any way in the content. I would say no, but then again, I think I was tricked and am being held prisoner against my will, so maybe you shouldn’t trust my critical thinking skills right now.

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Reddit.com/r/2Busty2Hide is a NSFW subreddit that isn’t exactly that NSFW. The gals in this subreddit are not naked in any way, but that does not mean that there should not be a verification process for amateurs. The sub needs to seriously fix this problem to ensure submitters’ content is properly protected.