Yareel

Now I know what you’re thinking: “Oh god, Porn Geek is reviewing another goddamn porn game site. Why doesn’t he just bring us more video smut instead? He knows that’s where the money is.” But much like ThePornDude, I pride myself on getting my fans off – not in like a weird way – I’m not going to reach out of the monitor screen and jack you off myself. Wouldn’t that be something?I’m just trying to keep you guys as hard as humanly possible, for as long as you have breath in your lungs. I have a dream and that dream involves everyone and their grandmother jacking off to websites that I have recommended, and today I’ve got an interactive game/site for you to enjoy, and I am telling you – you are going to love it.No, we’re not covering another flash game site. I know that some of you are kind of tired of seeing those all-over the place and I hear your concerns. You want next-gen smut. You want to see that super animated, hyper-realistic 3D cooch coming out of your screen and onto your cock in ways that were not possible in the early 2000s when flash games were all the rage.Well, that’s what I’m bringing to the table today. This is top-notch quality, powered by Unity – yes, that Unity, the one that every indie studio these days is using to make top dollar on Steam. The people behind Yareel seem to understand that to make quality video games in this modern age, you gotta spend some hard time in front of a computer and make sure you’re bringing the people some real gameplay, because we’ve been spoiled by the triple-A games industry and we want to see that same level of quality in our smut.

HD Pussy – Liberated

This ain’t exactly The Witcher 3 of porn I’m bringing you here, at best it’s the next best thing, but the quality is definitely up to par. The animations in this game are realistic, the textures are believable and the models are damn hot to look at. The general style of the game really reminds me of the more recent Sims titles, but like, if they had hardcore penetration on full display, for hours on end. It’s a dream come true. But let’s talk a bit about the gameplay first, before we get sidetracked by all these virtual vaginas.Yareel is a very simple game that revolves around the concept that people like to have sex with each other. And sometimes people don’t want to or are unable to be in the same room so they can give each other hard erections up the bumhole in person, so they need some sort of compromise. If that sounds like your particular cup of tea, you need Yareel in your life. Personally, I’m a basement-dwelling loser who can’t find his way around a clitoris, mainly because I haven’t seen one… yet, but for whatever reason, if you want to interact with a vagina without leaving your house, this is the closest that you’re going to get.The game essentially lets you make virtual friends, kind of like a Second Life scenario, except it’s built around the concept of letting you have any and all kinds of sex with them, should you both consent. Remember perverts and pervettes; consent is key. But once they give you consent, you ram their asshole with your cock like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re going to be the one who’s taking the dick instead, make sure to lube up thoroughly in advance, and think happy thoughts like ThePornDude relaxing on a hammock after having written a porn review. That type of fantasy usually gets me through a harsh day. It’s just so wholesome.

All The Positions

This game is damn committed to sexual liberation. There is literally no sexual act that you can think of that you can’t reproduce in this game, unless you’re into scat, in which case I’m pretty sure that’s off the table. Not that I bothered to check, but I am not going there, if you know what I mean. I’m perverted enough as it is, methinks.You can customize your character and play a character of either gender, with transgender options and furry modes available as well. It’s really nice when a company that dishes out smut is so open and progressive. I do believe that it is the feminist way. I personally am not transgendered, but more power to anyone who wants to give dick or take it up the pooper – I’m an equal opportunist. I take after ThePornDude in that way.You can customize your character with a ton of specifics ranging from the aforementioned gender to things like hair color, eye color, breast size, dick size, body shape… The list goes on. You get the picture; you get complete freedom of expression. On top of that, the game lets you change your appearance whenever you’d like so don’t feel like you have to commit to a specific avatar.It’s all about feeling free to explore a world of sexual fantasy with as many people as you’d like. The game doesn’t have robust movement where you clunk around like a couple of potatoes trying to rub each other’s privates – this ain’t VR Chat. The sex is scripted in. That means that you can choose from a seemingly never-ending list of things you can do with each other, and it all feels very organic.Wanna have vaginal penetration? Done. Wanna slide your cock out of the other person’s mouth and into their asshole, and swap back and forth until you both get pinkeye? You’re set to go. Hell, you can even play out your wildest BDSM fantasies with absolutely no penetration – if you’re one of those people. Personally, if I ever got my hands on a woman I’d try to inject my meat so far into her that whoever would pull it out would be crowned the next king of England. And yes, I stole that joke, it’s an old joke, it’s public domain, get over it.

The Technical Stuff

First and foremost – Yareel is a free to play game! I know, it’s unbelievable. One of the best porn games out there costs $0 to play and enjoy, with no real limitations. They go the League of Legends route of money-making, in that you can pay for things that’ll make life funnier and easier, without actually impacting gameplay.Granted, with the paid items like “Berries” you can fuck even faster sometimes, and get an orgasm boost or some other shit like that, but personally I didn’t find it at all necessary. But it’s great that it’s in the game, because you might be the type of guy who’d like to dump some hard-earned cash into this game, especially if you find yourself getting swept up by all the virtual pussy. I sure as shit wouldn’t judge you. I’m just the broke kind of guy who doesn’t want to spend any money, if that’s viable and looking on the really bright side, free game means more pussy, because women don’t like spending money either.The game itself does have minimum requirements as it is a Unity3D title with proper 3D and all that, but they’re not the kind of requirements that any of you should worry about. I mean, if my potato rig could run it flawlessly, you shouldn’t have any trouble either. They literally haven’t even bothered to list the required specs because they’re that confident that you won’t have any issues. Now onto the next bonus:Yareel is available on Android! Here they do actually bother to list the specs, albeit not officially. But suffice it to say that any Android phone from the past 3-4 years should be able to run the game just fine. Unity is very famously great at deploying to Android devices without any compatibility issues.You can play the game within your browser or download it to your PC, and of course, the Android version’s there for your phone. There aren’t any real differences between the various versions, and they all feed on the same server, so the game officially supports cross-platform fucking. I’m blown away by how far the developers have gone to make sure that you have a great time enjoying your game.On a closing note, I’d like to say that a lot of people have noted some technical bugs that might make the game run poorly on some platforms like Mac, but there doesn’t seem to be any official bug that prevents you from playing the game permanently – they’re more minor gripes than anything else, and once you’re in-game there doesn’t seem to be any problem.You don’t get randomly disconnected, you don’t get any intrusions, and you’re pretty much free to fuck as many virtual people as you’d like. Just remember to ask nicely. Consent is the first step to extreme satisfaction.