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VivThomas is a site that features all of the videos produced and directed by the legendary porn creator Viv Thomas, who particularly focuses on lesbian porn and female-friendly videos featuring Eastern European woman. Thomas tends to put a lot more effort into the cinematography of videos than most directors, creating comparisons to people like Scorsese, Spielberg, and Kubrick. This isn’t just your garden-variety porn where a camera on a tripod is pointed at two people fucking—there’s thought in these videos, and it all pays off to come together as well-produced porn that blurs the lines between art and something to jerk off to. Here’s the kicker, though—Viv Thomas is a man. Yes, the fact that this bastion of girl-friendly feminist porn is named after its auteur of a director, who has a distinctly feminine name, would lead one to believe that the films inside were created by women. But that’s not the case. Every single video inside, for all of their insight into the feminine mystique, was planned, written, and direction by a seventy-year-old man with a cock, balls, and a hairy asshole (I would assume). I’m sure this is intentionally misleading, but I’m not mad about it. If feminists say that men and women are equal, then that has to go both ways. If a woman can do anything that a man can do, then a man named Vivian should be able to indirectly represent himself as a woman and direct porn using that guise.

Unrivalled Quality

What makes VivThomas is hard to describe in text. To make a long story short (so that you can stop reading this and start masturbating as soon as possible), what sets the site apart from the competition is the quality of videos. I want to say that these videos are more like erotica than they are porn, but that’s not fair to them. They’ve got the class and style of erotic art, but they don’t suffer when it comes to what porn is really for—beating your meat. There’s also an amazing amount of content, especially when you consider how much time seems to have gone into these videos. The back catalog is huge, and new films come out just about every other day. On top of that, they’re presented in an attractive gallery filled with navigational tools that include filters, tags, directories, and even videos hand-picked by the staff, so finding the perfect porn for your is as easy as it is enjoyable. The artsy-fartsy classy presentation of the site is not just a front. These videos are more well-shot, well-plotted, and the music is even more well-composed than pretty much any other porn site. And yes, I know you think you don’t care about that, but you do. It’s easy to ignore these factors when they exist in a video, but when you find the opposite in a video where a low-quality camera is pointed at a guy’s nutsack and all you can hear are his guttural moans for half of the video, you’ll miss the kind of top quality production that VivThomas offers.

But It’s Not For Everyone

If you like the style of porn that VivThomas offers, the site honestly can’t be beaten. There are really only two types of people that I wouldn’t recommend this site to. First and foremost are those who absolutely can’t stand lesbian porn. Whether you’re some right-wing religious nutjob who thinks that two women shouldn’t be together, even if its for the sole purpose of allowing people to masturbate to them, or if you just prefer your porn to involve a dick entering a woman, you probably won’t like VivThomas if you’re this type of person. That’s not to say that there isn’t any straight porn on Viv Thomas—it’s just that it's far less common that it is on pretty much any other porn site that isn’t marketed directly to women. If your average porn site has cocks in ninety percent of its videos, VivThomas probably has them in maybe one in ten. They’re there, but if that’s what you watch porn for, there are better places you could look. The other type of person that may not like VivThomas is someone who tends to like their porn a bit more hardcore. There’s a bit of light BDSM here and there on VivThomas, but the videos are more of the sweet and romantic bent than the hardcore and violent. They’re not overly tame, but they also don’t push the boundaries of violence and consent. Anyone who needs pain and sadness to get off should look elsewhere. I’m a debauched pervert myself, but I also like these types of tender videos. I think it’s because they remind me of the love and care that I’d love to get from a romantic relationship, but that I’ve only been able to experience from my mom so far. And as much as I love my mom, she’s made it very clear that what we have will never be romantic (again). Plus, my luck with other women hasn’t been stellar lately (or ever). So if you’re a guy like ThePornGuy who is loved and admired by women around the world, you may not care much for the romantic overtones of the videos on VivThomas. But if you’re like me, they’ll help to fill a hole in your heart bigger than the holes in these girls. Just make sure you have extra tissues—these videos are so beautiful that you might have to wipe up your tears after you wipe up your nut.

A Premium Experience For Premium Prices

If my life can act as a lesson to you, my dear readers, that lesson should be that nothing is perfect. I might be an incredibly nice guy, but my average two-inch cock means that I struggle to get girls. Nothing, even myself, is perfect. And that counts for VivThomas, too. While just about everything about the actual site itself is nearing perfection, that streak ends when it comes to the price of entry. First and foremost is the fact that no trial is offered. If you want to get in the site to check out the videos, you’re going to have to spend more than a few dollars. I promise it’s worth it, but I understand that porn is personal and it’s hard to commit to spending serious money on any site without getting a taste of the goods. The two shortest-term options are a one-month non-reoccurring one-time purchase, which will run you a whopping forty dollars, and then an automatically renewing month-to-month plan that costs thirty a month. If you can remember to cancel the monthly subscription when you’re done (or switch to the much more affordable one-year choice), this is the clear winner, but if you think you’ll be distracted by the porn VivThomas offers and forget to do it, the forty dollar option might be preferable. If these were the only two choices, I would almost be hesitant to recommend VivThomas. Yes, the quality of the videos are top notch, but it’s hard to get excited about a site that costs as much as four times as some of its competitors. That is, until you commit to a longer term. While the monthly plans can be exceedingly expensive, the price of VivThomas actually becomes super reasonable when you commit to a longer term. Paying for an entire year in advance will net you a price that works out to just a bit over eight dollars a month, which might be the biggest discount I’ve ever seen in a porn site’s long-term subscription. For what you would spend on just over two months at the highest rate, you can enjoy VivThomas for an entire year. I guess VivThomas is really taking their reputation for being a female-friendly producer to heart. Just like a woman doesn’t want a one-night stand (from guys like me, at least), VivThomas becomes a lot more accessible the more committed you become to it. Though I guess the site isn’t so much like women, because even when I commit my undying love to the girls I meet they still won’t have sex with me for some reason. Oh well. At least I’ll always have VivThomas. Sometimes I can get so immersed in these videos that I almost feel like I don’t hate my life, that I have a girlfriend that loves me, and that everything is going to be alright. Sometimes.