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Goddamn, yes, me too! There is nothing better than seeing Princess Jasmine getting fucked right up her ass by that tiger of hers. Or what about some tiger woman getting her salad tossed after terrorizing a local village. I love how there are simply no limits at all to the degradation when it comes to porn comics. The laws of physics and man limit Flesh-and-blood porno, but those rules often just don’t apply to porno comics.
You’ll see doujinshi, original hentai, or parodies of your favorite clean manga. For example, Goku being a gender-swapped slut with enormous titties who has a thing for golden showers. The comic sites on my list will undoubtedly hook you the fuck up. This is the kind of shit me and my girlfriend like to read together before I fuck her raw dog and dirty. She’s a real princess, and also an anime body pillow, so this shit is right up her fucking alley.
And in case you think I’m just a weeaboo faggot and you’re some kind of super stud who hates anime. Well, I’ve got good news for you, you fucking asshole. While manga and Japanese cartoons at least heavily influence most of this comic porno, you’ll also find every art-style under the sun. There are a ton of 3D CGI sex comics, not to mention elaborate sex parodies of shows like Futurama and Game of Thrones.
What kind of (full) XXX, sex, adult and hentai porn comics can I discover here?
Weren’t you listening? These porno comics sites have goddamn near everything you could possibly ever want to shake your dick at. I say that as a filthy neckbeard pervert with a serious weakness for big-eyed manga sluts, furry bitches, and Simpsons parodies. You know, the kind of where the whole family has a big incestuous gang bang. That’s exactly the kind of shit you’ll find on these adult comics sites.
Oh, did I mention this shit is free? Yeah, you can go out to the fucking Barnes & Noble and buy every X-Men book on the rack, but you won’t see a single frame of Storm getting her shit packed. Or what about Jubilee fucking one of the other hot little Asian students at Professor Xavier’s School for Mutant Perverts. It’s exactly the kind of shit you’ll have to check out these hentai websites to find. These guys ain’t concerned about copyright law, which means you’ll find unlicensed and totally unwholesome comic smut featuring your favorite characters. Don’t neglect those kinky originals, either!
What are the best porn comic sites in 2019?
Look, I may not be The Porn Dude, and I may have been in the “slow” class back in school, but I know how a fucking list works. If you are already sick of reading, just start at the top and work your way down. You’ll actually find that many of the sites have the same comics, but true connoisseurs of the genre should look around and pick a few different sites. Sometimes the artists only upload to one of them, which means you might be missing out by sticking to just one or two uncensored hentai sites.
Some of the sites on my list have a specific style, feel, or a particular comic they are trying to show you. Oglaf comes to mind, but most of these are general adult comic and hentai sites. They are ranked based on how much content they have and how bad the spam is. Another ranking factor is how well they serve up those sequential panels of lolicon incest, furry butt sex, and extreme tentacle rape.
Right now, I spend a lot of time stroking my micropenis to 8Muses, MultPorn, BestPornComix, and MyHentaiComics. Check out SVSComics and PornComixOnline next, and if you still haven’t spermed all over your mom’s new couch, point your browser at Xlecx or MyHentaiGallery.
PornGeek, what are your favorite (3D) porn comics?
Personally, I’m a big fan of the really fucking kinky ones. My mom says she’s going to kick me out of the house if she catches me jerking off to another monster rape comic. She’s especially pissy about the 3D ones. There’s something about CG that’s often a hell of a lot more realistic than anime, though my girlfriend disagrees with me.
I read a series at Free Adult Comix call Abandonment that featured a lot of motherfucking in it. I mean literal motherfucking, with a dude smashing his big-tittied mama on a private island. She does a lot of favors to alleviate the dude’s sexual tension. It’s nothing like what mama does to me whenever I start whining about my turgid cock and how bad it hurts. She usually gives me some shit about how that’s my fault for buying that Chinese penis cream I found in a pop-up ad from a free tube.
PornGeek, if you could be a superhero like ThePornDude? What would be your superpower?
If I can be like The Porn Dude? Well, shit. I’d definitely pick one of the superpowers he has since he is my absolute idol. From what I understand, he is superhumanly endowed in the giant cock department, and I could definitely go for an upgrade from my skinny two-incher. Then again, I’m not sure what good a giant wiener would do since I can’t talk to ladies. Maybe I should just keep this little dingdong and adopt The Porn Dude’s incredible smoothness, charisma, and charm with women.
Or maybe I should just opt for something simple. Mom would be happy if I had any superpowers that would get me out of the house. How about the ability to make instant money or even just the superpower of being able to leave the house without tiring myself out on the stairs or throwing up because a pretty cashier spoke to me.
Oh, you know what would fucking rock? The superpower to be reasonably clean without basic hygiene. It’s been so long since my last shower that the smell of old sweat, semen, and farts is even starting to get to me.
Naruto, Pokemon, Ben 10, Overwatch, Family Guy, DBZ, Simpsons… WTF!? It’s a superhero fuckfest!
What did I tell you? That’s what this shit is all about, and that’s exactly what I’m all about! I know a lot of you out there in porno land think sex comics are for dorky teenagers and grown-up fat guys who live in their mom’s basement. Believe me; normal perverts jerk off to the stuff as well. There are CEOs and all kinds of bigwigs cranking it to X-rated Avengers parodies and 3D comics of werewolves going down on human women. Hell, I would bet any money Donald Trump spends his days wanking to the golden showers strips you’ll find on these free sex comics sites. Come get it, my fellow freaks.