Pal Comix! Someone mentioned that jerking off to cartoon porn is pathetic. While that was a bit harsh on anime lovers, I felt like that was meant for freaks with no life whatsoever who stay in their parents’ basement masturbating to cartoon porn. Well, sadly happen to be one of those freaks. I know the difference between fantasy and reality and I wouldn’t have a heart react if someone told me that anime is not real, but I still prefer the fantasy of cartoon porn. I mean, cartoons are perfectly drawn with curves in the right places and can do things that women can only dream of. Don’t question my experience, I have seen what real women in porn are capable of.In between looking for the best sources of cartoon erotica, I meet online with a bunch of freaks to exchange anime porn and discuss the anime characters we’d fuck if we had the chance. I know it’s a loser mentality; I’ve had that thrown my way by ThePornDude countless times. Incidentally, my gang of freaks also happen to be miserable losers who have never had sex in their lives. Now I understand why I get the ‘virgin forever’ mentality from. Besides being a stinking fat loser, I also happen to hang with the wrong group with dudes that have confidence issues and are totally unfuckable.You see where that leaves me. My chances of ever getting laid are slimmer than Snoop Dogg on a diet, porn assumes great importance in my life. That’s why today I’m here telling you about a source of cartoon erotica that I hope has enough to help me live out my crazy wet dreams and twisted fantasies. If like me, you have pretty obscene fantasies and don’t mind mixing it up with a bit of X-rated comics, read on for a detailed review of Palcomix.com, a platform filled with loads of naughty parody comics featuring known characters that have been turned into sexual objects. Expect cartoon porn parodies of All Grown Up, Digimon, Inspector Gadget, My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Tiny Toons among plenty of others.Before I proceed, it’s important to point out that Palcomix.com has been around since 2004 and you just don’t last 15years in the adult industry unless there is something you are getting right. They call themselves the “Home of the Adult Cartoon Comic Parody”, and while it’s nowhere near the biggest source of porn comics I have visited, there does seem to be enough to get you excited. Time to get the party started.
Not the best of receptions
If I’m to be brutally honest, the site looks like a mess at first sight. The design feels dated, and it’s safe to assume it has not been looked at since the site first came into existence. The largely orange and yellow background doesn’t help matters and finding content will require the patience of a snail.The first thing you encounter when you click enter is an age verification prompt. I genuinely don’t understand why sites have to take users through this. I have been watching porn for well over two decades, and there is certainly nothing underage about myself (other than still living with my folks). After you get over that small obstacle, you get a huge flashing box advertising Peitro’s Secret Club which apparently is about getting personalized gifts. However, I attempted to click on it, but nothing was forthcoming. I wish the good folks at Palcomix.com should make it easier to understand what the ‘offer’ is about.The rest of the homepage is filled with ads, some of which are promoting artists in the industry whose works come in varying styles. Some of them look much like regular cartoons, and the site plays that up. Others are 3D works that almost look real. I can live with that for now. That said, you will have to scroll through ads and other meaningless stuff before you finally get to the free comics. For a moment there I thought Palcomix.com is nothing more than an advertisement page! Needless to say, the site can do much better with the homepage. For a first time visitor, the place is utter chaos.
Solid supply of hardcore action
There is promise for graphic, highly erotic comics although that’s not immediately clear in part due to the site’s poor navigation. There does seem to be a semblance of order on the header menu allowing to browse Comics, an Artist Gallery, a forum, 3D modeling, patreon, store and such. Each of the tabs takes you to pages with content although some direct to outside sources.The best thing about the comics here is they are free. There is really no best way of getting started, and you just need to click whatever you feel appeals to the demons in your loins and get on with it. There seems to be a little over 200 comics which is far less than I would have hoped from a site that has been in the industry for long.You can expect X-rated comics covering lesbian, Straight, Gangbang, Rape, Robot Teen Sex and more niches. There doesn’t seem to be a standard image size or quality, but they look good enough and the artists clearly put in plenty of work to bring you some of the hottest porn comics. However, there are no slideshows or the option to grab a whole heap of images via ZIP, and you will have to make do with manually scrolling through the images which are not ideal when you need to use the other hand to rub one out. Also, you don’t get any real sorting options or even a basic search and apart from comics in progress and finished series, there are no other options to browse the content.The comics are laid out in an A-Z format with the listing telling you what the comic is a parody of, title, owner, and the kind of content inside. However, I didn’t like the fact that when you click on a comic, you are initially directed to an ad although there is a link below it taking you to the content. It’s still an inconvenience, though.
Maybe you’d love to go premium
Like you will find out, there is a premium option to Palcomix VIP which allows you to access the entire HentaiKey network and option to contribute content to the site and view their comic archive. Membership costs $25 for 30 days, $70 for 90 days or $125 for 180 days. That will give you access to a whole bunch of other hentai porn sites and is a solid option, especially considering the collection at Palcomix.com is not that that massive.
Active community and forum
Perhaps the best part of Palcomix is the forum where anime lovers can converge and take part in discussions and comment on upcoming projects. The statistics indicate there are 1,031 topics, 37,412 posts, and 3,740 members, and I absolutely loved the interactivity. You will have to register to take part, but it's free, so what do you have to lose? I don’t know about you, but getting to interact with other weebs through the various discussion platforms is like therapy to me. Maybe I’ll get a freak smart enough to teach me one or two pickup lines.
Things to love about Palcomix
Free parody comics; this is the place to be if you love seeing the sexualized version of your favorite childhood cartoon characters. Even better, you won’t have to pay a dime to enjoy the collection.
Active forums; the site has a forum section teeming with thousands of active members discussing plenty of topics related to porn comics.Variety; the comics cover plenty of niches including Straight, Lesbian, BDSM, Rape, and other kinky fantasies.
Things to hate about Palcomix
Poor design; a first time visitor will be left confused by the utter lack of organization with the design, leaving a lot to be desired.Ads; brace yourself for an invasion of ads that will leave a bad taste in the mouth.Not optimized for mobile; simply put, the mobile version of the site is cumbersome and requires plenty of zooming.
How the site can improve
The site could look much better with a little more organization. The current chaos on the homepage leaves little room for excitement. Also, adding a few sorting options and probably a search option would go a long way. While at it, a mobile site would be great.
The site could do with plenty of improvements, but at least there is a solid collection of comics available for free. The complicated approach to advertising doesn’t help matters, but lovers of free animations, cartoons, drawings, and hardcore toon sex will be perfectly at home in this ‘Home Of The Adult Cartoon Porn Parody’.